/brit/

smelly french feet edition

ANIME

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>tfw no french gf to spit in my face and call me a disgusting englishman
JUST

imagine actually being french
creasing

Was a bad racist today.

I really fucking hate dogs lads

the 'zu

rosbif is quicker to say

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billal al-francia

xD guys how about we fight a single war for an entire century?

xD i'm fighting the same war my grandpa fought

>no french gf to sit on my face while she chainsmokes and babbles pretentious bs in french

james bond is whit-

>t-the superlative AI intelligence would obey me and do my runt chores
hoots and howls

nigger

need a big willy deano bf to fill my hole every night

love sweaty girls armpits after they come back from a day of toil in humid summer

lads how do you get a job

sick of being rejected without even an interview

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sue

bond is an anglo
daniel "aryan scum" craig is not bond

>white people
>white

so dogs are bad but wolves are good even though dogs are descended from wolves

the "french logic"

White ppl

haha you get rejected because you don't fit the qualification.
just like when you try to get a gf

brilliant posts

Firm handshake
Eye contact
£500 in an envelope

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wolves are natural beings, dogs were bred by humans

hmmm, pick a side on the dogs vs cats struggle you say?
i'd rather have a small bird

Think Kay burley has a blocked nose today
She's sounding a bit funny

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cats

Italians are natural beings, french were bred by humans

anime

lie on your resume and lie lie lie

fake it until you make it

got a medal for fighting in the epin meme war of 2016 ama

>kill him to death
ah, the french

'gin compromise

>comparing humans to dogs

Ahh yes american education

creasing at this image

bit like how Africans tend to be alright but not niggers

how common is lying on the cv

french women are dirty, smelly, rude and hairy

and probably the most erotic and sexually attractive women on the planet

EXPLAIN

he compared the french to dogs, not humans

>I hate dogs

'sheed

this

quite
an user a while ago said that for a reference he used his mates number or something like that

also a worthy mention

*rusts you*

>the superintelligent AI would just start killing everybody because reasons

someone post the .gif of alizee or whatever her name is doing the bum dance

Don't hate dogs just much prefer cats

they have nice accents

would send every male cat owner to the shadow realm no questions asked, would HEEM them so hard their jaw would go in to orbit and become the new satelite for Sky TV

nice

What is/brit/'s thoughts on the moon landings? Tower 7?

Wolves kill babies too.

I prefer birds to land animals desu

dont care
dont care
love pints

zey 'ave uh naice ecc-uh, ecc-saunces

love when you finally find a track you've been searching for for ages on the 'seek

Shia are ____

alri rasheed

why wouldn't it? you would literally just be an ant or materiel to it

kuffar innit

WHY DOES NOTHING EVER FUCKING WORK?

>gif
fuck off

Moon landings were completely real.

Tower seven was a structural collapse due to the force of the explosion from the plane that hit the tower right next to it.

always disappointing when a girl shaves her pubic hair
throwing away a gift of nature

know just what you're watching

fuck off eddie

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF ALL THE PERKS
I'VE TRIED NOTHING EVERYTHING WORKS

'45
Hate crime reported to the police and report made to janny.
Expect a knock at the door and a banned IP. Cheers!

>due to the force of the explosion from the plane that hit the tower right next to it.

alri g-man

happened exactly as portrayed

>9/11 was staged
>the planes spray us with chemicals
>aliens exist, the gubmint is just hiding them

>Moon landings were completely real.
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>Tower seven was a structural collapse due to the force of the explosion from the plane that hit the tower right next to it.

ffs i meant

have the relevant skills from my degree and did a relevant summer placement desu

not even getting interviews

nah

What degree and job you going for?

things work lots of the time. whatever you just typed that on works, your internet connection works, Sup Forums works, the internet works, the connection between your post and mine works, the power going to your house works, everything needed to run power to not only your house but the hundreds of other houses that need electricity work, the webm below your post works

the powers that be are working overtime today to cloud the truth

I just want to fucking DIE

*sprays a steak with WD-40*
heheh the runts will love this one

VERY good posts

i want to have sex lads
but i cant cos my religion forbids it until im married

>9/11 is real
just looked up the twin towers and they don't even exist, so how could a plane be flown into them
bet all those (((old pictures))) of them were just faked

ah yes a super intelligent self aware computer with the entire human knowledge of mathematics science and philosophy just becomes a genocidal maniac ahhh makes sense

virgin

things can only get better

Do you want me to rip your stupid fucking throat out you witless cunt?

1st masters in physics with both dissertations and a summer placement being focused on data analysis
data science jobs
not even had 1 interview so far

what backward religion is that

u are right

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believe the official story on both counts

corsica is NOT france