/Balt/ + /Ausnz/ + /Neder/ = /Sealz und Banter/

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>posting the thread early so his shit anagram can be in the thread title

Talk about GLORIA, baby!

shut the fuck up

Hey Zvejnieks! How are you and the missus doing?

Smooth is the word, baby, thank you for asking. How are things with you and your doll?

>I figured it would work the same function more or less
no...

Just groovy sugar, I've really been itchin to hear about your baltic escapades.
Well I wouldn't know would I...
No harm no fowl I guess

>can't feel a buttplug because he's an anal slut
>claims that he wouldn't know

staph, Zvejnieks is here...

Aw man, I could tell you stories all day n' night, you understand, but that'd be a whole lotta typin'. I did get myself a watercolor set today, gonna do some human figure studies, you understand what I mean

I never took you for the artistic type, y'all full of surprises aint ya?

Really hot pic.

I guess it will the gayest thread ever

I wouldn't speak so soon

Gotta get some practice in before I apply a little personal touch on my car, man. Also, I found an old Latvian radio in an attic, gonna sand it all down and refinish it before putting some new insides in it

You just giving her a touch'up or a 'ole new look?
>Latvian radio
You sure are handy Mr Zvejnieks, is it a communist era one?

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>/Sealz und Bantzer thread
>not made by me

This feels extremely good

Good day

It's their revenge on the west for WW2.

But I didn't make this thread fellow zealander.
another user did.

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Do you have nothing better to do?

I don't

>his country starts with an "E"

Oh. At least you're not as bad as that russian autist. The other one, not your bf.

Ohayou

All according to keikaku
What?
Hey

> All according to keikaku
??
>pic
Wow, bully

cute

>??
You will all know soon muahahhaha
I am not a bully like you baka

Hot.

I mean the russian autist who keeps posting screencaps of my posts everywhere.

Aqua is a slut
Okay...
> Hot.
Wew

That's not what I meant by "What?" retard
Still posting this whore huh?
Scared huh?

just like you

Then what did you mean?

>"bf"

>pic
LOL
> Still posting this whore huh?
EH????
> Scared huh?
Nope
I'm not

sure

Nothing funny about it Sakura is suffering and I will not rest until her suffering has ended
You sound like you're scared I can hear your knees shaking

*kicks her butt*
Haha
Yes, it's really funny
No, you can't

Guys do you think there is stargate in Iraq?

Wow you're an awful person desu, nothing funny about Sakura getting filled with dogs
Yes I can

> nothing funny about Sakura getting filled with dogs
phhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
No

Wow rude what's so funny about that? baka
Yep (no matter how many times you say no, my answer will be "yes")

No need to be ashamed. We're all friends here.

It's funny to laugh at helpless sluts like her
No

???
Nice yandere
No it isn't funny, Sakura needs to be loved and kept safe
Yes.

Hello. I have a question. Are the baltics and Russian immigrants segregated from each other in the baltic countries?

dumb* yandere, haha
> Sakura needs to be loved and kept safe
Hahahahahah
No

No Yandere's also need to be loved
Nothing funny (stop posting the worst angel)
Yes

Yes, they have their own schools

> No Yandere's also need to be loved
Yes
> Nothing funny
It's VERY funny
No

Thanks for agreeing
Not really unless you're a cruel person baka
Yes

:)
So, you think that Saber and Rider are cruel too?

How do the people treat each other? Do you treat Russians with disdain and vice versa?

very rude filename
:)
Yes, they are just jealous of Sakura's looks
No one really attacks each other just most Lithuanians think that its disgusting when you go somewhere and you hear Russian instead of Lithuanian(just like the germans in berlin who hear Arabic instead of German) and many don't even bother to learn Lithuanian, I personally went with a couple of Russians to school and they seemed pretty normal despite them looking very slavic

You think they are jealous of her scars and loose vagina?

I think they are jealous of how much Emiya likes her desu

No
He pretends to like her because she cooks food for him

>wormslut contaminating the swimming pool with her rapeworm fluids
This is a crime.

Yes lol
Sakura is a good waifu and Emiya knows it

I know, right?
No
Shirou is a baka

Yes
Shirou is a baka, he has a good taste in waifus how ever

meant for

No
No, only Shinji would agree to live with her

There's a reason why Emiya allows her to make food for him, because she's a great waifu and you're delusional if you think otherwise, she lives with Shinji because she loves her brother very much

No
She puts drugs in his food
"brother", lol

Yes
How about you stop lying? All I hear is filthy lies coming from your mouth

No
She was left alone by her real family

butthole hurts now

Yes
Kariya Matou and Shniji (even if he is cruel to her) was Sakura's family baka, Toshaka's are idiots so they don't count

Why?
Yes, they are her adopted(lol) family

Wow what a whore

reasons

Yes, just like Sakura
Tell me

>this subhuman is still forcing his dogshit meme
fuck off

What did you do?

I thought that we were already had discussed this
Sakura is PURE

Got something shoved up my pooper

Weird pic
No, she isn't
> later lead to Shinji brutally raping Sakura of his own volition, believing he had the right to do it after being treated with contempt recently.
Oh
Use more lube then

I did

I know that you love those images you masochist pig
Yes she is
>later lead to Shinji brutally raping Sakura of his own volition, believing he had the right to do it after being treated with contempt recently.
And even after all that Sakura is such a good person, really is waifu material

What a slut. Just like aqua.

Even more
More lube and patience
N-no....
Nope
> really is waifu material
Only if you're a cuck

Sounds dangerous. You should be more careful.

LOL
Yes!
Yes...
>Only if you're a cuck
Not an argument, Sakura is still pure despite that

I am...

you're a slut..

>Even more
>More lube and patience
How do you know this huh? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I've never had sex or been kissed. Get rekt, roastie.

> LOL
I know, right
No...
> Sakura is still pure despite that
So you're okay with being her cuck
Okay, dude, I'll stop then
It's pretty obvious, lol
Pooper is a muscle, so you can relax it by massaging it
>more patience
Butts weren't made for stuff like that so you should be careful not to injure yourself
>more lube

Yes...
>So you're okay with being her cuck
I didn't say that baka
Okay
>It's pretty obvious, lol
>Pooper is a muscle, so you can relax it by massaging it
Haha right :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Vert is a qt
No
> I didn't say that baka
You were going to, but decided to not
W-what??

Lithweeb? More like lewdweeb.

Vert is a slut lol
>You were going to, but decided to not
lies
Nothing I just don't believe you

No
the truth
Why??

Yes lol
Nope you're wrong again
Because you always lie!

No
I'm not
Eh? Show me the post where I said lies

Gonna get my bf to bottom someday

I bet his ahegao is cute