Who would direct it?

Who would direct it?

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Danny Dyer

Jean-Luc Godard
Harmony Korine
Gus van Sant

Jodorovwsky

Idris Elba

Me.

Refn

my asshole after eating indian food

Ryan Trecartin
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i'll design the logo

Uwe boll guest directs the sex scene

QT

Refn and the guy who created Lazytown as a tagteam.

Who would you cast?

>loyalty over size
what did he mean by this?
no seriously, this is triggering my autism. what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

Somebody get this hothead out of here

it means it's better to be a hired gun with a lot of loyalty than a big guy with none

Lars von Trier

came here to post this.

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wes anderson

It means we like our bitches THICC and we'll fight a motherfucker over that fact

Christopher "biggest one since the silent era" Nolan

This guy.

A Talking Cat!? guy

>director(s)
Refn, co-directed by Wes Anderson

>cast
Ryan Gosling
The popcorn nog
all essential mommy-core actresses

>plot
Ryan Gosling works at a country club where a group of divorced women regularly hang out. They take notice of Gosling and it turns into a contest of who can be the best mommy gf. It all come to a head when they take a group trip the movies. Antics ensue and they get kicked out of the movie theater by the friendly but assertive African American manager. In the end Gosling's character realizes what's happening and politely explains that he has a girlfriend (male) whom he loves very much and that's when Chandler Riggs shows up.

Aidan Gillen

Tag line is absolute shit

>Who would direct it?

Reddit

>Gus van Sant
Starring /ourguy/ Aidan Gillen

Who would sponsor it?

Should say

>A film for (You)

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Christopher Nolan.

It wouldnt make sense if anyone else did it.

How much would all these actresses cost? I got about $300 in my bank that I could contribute.

Good thinking. Still torn for the directors. Refn or Nolan, and why?

could you imagine trying to explain this chart to a normie

Lars von Trier

>hothead detected

If Kino: Refn
If flick: Nolan

Tarantino

i hate to say it but kevin smith

Opening sequence: camera pans over neckbeards going to a meetup, freezeframing over each one with their name and role. "Stuck in the Middle With you" playing

roll senpai

Tom Hardy as Bane, Aidan Gillen as CIA and Bale as Dubs Bateman
also check'em

Camera comes to rest on the only one who hasn't been freezeframed.

SFX: record scratch

ALPHA NERD: "You're probably wondering how I got here."
(not VO, actually turning to say this to the camera)

Fair enough. Let's not confine ourselves exclusively to Bane memes.

Patrick Bateman needs to be in this somehow. He can be a minor character.

>Bale
>Hardy
>Gillen

This looks too much like a Nolan film.

I'm on a roll

Yeah, but not Bale, Bateman.

34 get

Brendan Fraiser stars as himself

I guess that's it for now.

written by Charlie Kaufman

do you really have to ask?

wtf no Idris Elba??
and it lacks meme actresses too 2bh

Only one I know

can i b in it :DD

"A kino in the same league as The Anvil Hoarder (1930) *****"

Guess I should've moved the light too.

(Bravo) Nolan

It's great! - Mike Stoklasa

that he'd rather have a small crew of loyal dedicated people than have a big crew of people who're just in it for the money and will betray him when offered more.

underrated

I can't just put in one of those.

needs a criterion collection logo

roll lads