MOTD Thread

why wasn't there one already?

disappointed desu

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cant believe motd is this dead

fookin blooter

>why wasn't there one already?
All the wankers are busy jerking themselves off over a useless fight

BLOOTAH

The most interesting matches were on tv, not much point in it today

The Newcastle game was good

SAY YOU
SAY ME

1st of the season had me so optimistic, it was so good

I'll persevere but it's sad to see it in this state

>big group of people
>Order Chinese
>Get these weird fried vinegary things as a bonus
>Get sick
>Realise it was fried banana

Think the Chinese are trying to kill me

>poocastle games
>good

lol? deluded geordie or idiot? guess there isnt a difference

Any game that sees Bilic get exposed is good in my book

Saturday football is pretty much dead these days.

shit match

What we drinking lads?

My dad taught Mike Dean's daughter and met him at a few parent-teacher evenings

He's apparently somehow an even bigger nob in real life than he looks on a football pitch

Bottom shel jerez brandy. 's not bad but I still prefer gin.

DISGUSTING BAN HIM

B I T T Y

>into the crowd
>hoardings clearly like 3 feet further off the pitch than sterling
lol

>literally every single extra time announcement says it's a MINIMUM of x minutes
>people still bitch about this

>bournemouth crybabbies upset their thug tactics didnt get them the win

Just show the United match for fucks sake

>defending a nigger chimping out

>I think it's a very good tackle
>nowhere near the ball
vintage shearer

Cry more cuck.

Anyone else thought Bournemouth were going to score an equaliser just like against everton last season?

where can i find a stream lads

The time keeping is the one thing I agree with the americans. It needs to be treated more seriously and it needs to be more objective.
I am not surprised people are bitching about this, 99% of the times +5 minutes means it ends at 95.30 at latest.

The ref bottled it, as Shearer said all 7 players needed to be booked, we need to come down hard on celebrations, it's fucking disgusting seeing players celebration just beyond the touchline.

Aguero is little shitcunt.

>that city fan getting battered
lol

water

i want to go get a glass of milk but my flatmates are in the kitchen and i cba deal with them

Look down near a river

>no you don't KNOW what it's like to score a goal
>you get so overwhelmed with passion that you are no longer responsible for your actions

This from a man who did the same emotionless celebration after every goal

Wasn't someone down for a couple of minutes in added time? It's fine to add that time on imo.

The fact was that the 5 minutes wasn't put up until 91 minutes anyway cause of the managers bitches

and eddie delayed extra time by arguing for a whole minute so the fourth official put the board up again

>be shearer
>score so many goals you don't care any more

>Hewzus

>spend a billion pounds
>play shit football and rely on hoofball

>MOUYES

The state of these customers in the crowd

Yeah, that's my point. That was basically the only thing Dean's got right, but 99% of the refs don't, so people bitch because they are not used to the rules being actually followed.

Ah, football is the microcosm to life's macrocosm.

this never happened, it was refball to give city the league

who was more expensive, Pogba or Lukaku?

swear nobody can ever make their mind up and always mix them up

pogba

Pogkaku

Stormzy.

Pogba at 100m, lukaku at 75m

Pogba. Currently it goes Neymar > Dembele = Pogba. Though Dembele's bonuses will take him above Pogba, since the first 30m of them are apparently easy to trigger.

Pogba was 86 million.

What is going on since when does Mou like attacking football?

Not a penalty, Martial drilled the ball at Simpson's hand.

>stormzy

euros deary, the only currency worth mentioning

Yeah and Ronaldo was free if you don't count the fact that real had to pay money

Neutral QPR fan here. I thought Liverpool fans were bitter until I found out Sunderland had fans.

Mou's always been happy to spank the little guys. Against the Top 10 it'll be Matic/Fellaini/Herrera running around kicking people for a 0-0

can tell you've only watched football for 2-3 years otherwise you'd know just how delusional and crazy geordies are, they are the worst fans in the football pyramid

looking forward to hearing shearer's monologue on newcastle united desu

BBC spoil every game by only showing the subs that score or get sent off

cheers

it's going to be fun watching barca completely dismantle

>t. ABU
There's a reason defenders usually keep their arms by their side. When your arm is out like that, it's a penalty.

>the only currency worth mentioning

Nobody counts Euros. £ is the first column.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_association_football_transfers

So we all agree that the league is over and United won it in August, right?

All teams have delusional fans desu, you sound particularly buttflustered about Newcastle specifically.

I lived in Yorkshire for 15 years and worked all over the North East. I've met thousands of fans from both sides and I can tell you right now that Sunderland have the most butthurt fans in the country.

>PSG spent 220m on Neymar
>Barcelona spent over 100m on Dembele
>Dortmund got Zagadou >for free from PSG and he's looking like a pretty good transfer
Dortmund come out of this looking pretty good, PSG at least got a great player for a ridiculous price, Barcelona got a player who's barely put a foot wrong so far, but could still stagnate, or fuck up his career, for a price far more than they should have paid.

It wasn't out like anything.

I support Man Utd.

yes, just like City had it all wrapped up after 5 games last season

>en.wikipedia
>en
meanwhile you can clearly see the value of the pound has dropped 7+% since brexit

we're all fucked i'm gonna become an alcoholic and throw myself in front of a robot truck

buttflustered because I'm tried of dealing with geordies and their delusional about their god given right to winning the cl and pl and believe they should always be top 6, its fucking disgusting and annoying, kill yourself

t. geordie

And the season before

>fellaini is still uniteds most important midfielder
unreal desu
moyes boys

Craig Shakespear looks like he goes fucking balistic at self scanning checkouts at Tesco

>>en

There are no other wikipedias.

kys

>completely dismantle
If the bring in Coutinho they will have replaced Iniesta and Dani Alves this summer. And Ter Stegen and Umtiti have replaced Valdes and Mascherano already. It could be good days this season.

Hello, could someone explain to me why Chelsea loaned Tammy to Swansea and will pay 15m for Llorente instead of keeping Tammy?

I've just told you who I'm a fan of and from that you should be able to work out where I'm from. Look, my team aren't great, but I'm more interested in seeing them do well than seeing Chelsea do badly. That's because I'm a fan of my club and my club aren't only relevant because of their rivalry with an admittedly better club.
Me and you are a lot alike. It's a shame your salt won't let you see that.

Stay mad, small timer

>bizarrely

there is nothing bizarre about the Old Trafford ref bias.

Good we don't want you shithouse "British" (((remainians))) here.

at the start of this season he had basically no PL experience

>3 Pens at Old Trafford

Y-Yeah...how bizarre...

west ham stink of a side that'll go down

t. a west ham fan

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Bournemouth, Palace, West Ham.

Rafa is elite I don't care what you say. I don't care

>Man Utd dominating at home=bias
>the home team being favoured=a Man Utd thing

>shouting abuse at a kid is a sign of a pro

I bet Sunderland dream of the day when they can attract talent like Joselu.

>the fucking state of Hart
>ten goals conceded already

I'm not even English and it annoys me that he'll start the internationals.

Joe Hart crying after 3-0 lmao

man u being gifted every premier league game they've ever played is a man u thing

They are only winning because West Ham are so shit outside London.

Not even showing the bit where Chicarito should have been sent off

>Hart having the audacity to go and console Rice
>basically allowed newcastle to score via his terrible goalkeeping

If Southgate had any sense he'd start Pickford against Malta then Butland at Wembly

To be fair Merino is actually looking like a good talent.

Wouldn't you cry when you realise your career in a top league is close to being done?