Hello wagecucks! Thanks for joining me this afternoon. I know my lifestyle is a bit misunderstood by the common man such as yourself, so I thought I should give people a glimpse into the life of a NEET.
Here is my average day:
12PM: Wake up with my mind and body feeling completely refreshed after taking a nice 10 hour slumber
12:30 PM: Prepare myself a healthy and organic breakfast of steel cut oatmeal and fry up some free range eggs and grass fed bacon.
1:00 PM: Hop on Sup Forums to get the important news of the day
2:00 PM: Ride my bicycle into town to exercise at the gymnasium
2:30 PM: arrive at the gymnasium where I lift weights and afterwards play a fun game of 3v3 basketball with some people I meet
4:00 PM: take a walk down to the beach and relax in my hammock with a beautiful view of the ocean, plug in my headphones and enjoy some music
5:00 PM: Time for lunch! I ride my bike to wendy's. Today they are having a special where you get a hamburger and chicken sandwich for only $5. What a deal!
5:30 PM: Ride my bicycle back to my house
6:00 PM: Im starting to feel a bit sweaty from my long day of fun, time for a bubble bath!
6:30 PM: My favorite baseball team is starting to play soon, so I turn on the TV, open up Sup Forums for some shitposting, grab myself a couple craft brews and prepare to get real comfy
10:00 PM: My team won! So glad I had time to watch the whole game. Now its time for some vidya. Just picked up B03 and NBA 2k16. Both are really quite fun.
12:00 AM: Dinner time! Just got some potatoes and beef from a local farmers market. Eating is so much cheaper when you have time to cook your own food!
2:00 AM: Cuddle up in my bed and dream of another perfect day. Going to sleep is much easier when you don't have to worry about an alarm clock or report deadlines!
So now can a wagecuck please tell me why the hell I would want to get a job? Sure I don't have much money, but money does not being me happiness. Freedom does.