Hello wagecucks! Thanks for joining me this afternoon...

Hello wagecucks! Thanks for joining me this afternoon. I know my lifestyle is a bit misunderstood by the common man such as yourself, so I thought I should give people a glimpse into the life of a NEET.

Here is my average day:

12PM: Wake up with my mind and body feeling completely refreshed after taking a nice 10 hour slumber

12:30 PM: Prepare myself a healthy and organic breakfast of steel cut oatmeal and fry up some free range eggs and grass fed bacon.

1:00 PM: Hop on Sup Forums to get the important news of the day

2:00 PM: Ride my bicycle into town to exercise at the gymnasium

2:30 PM: arrive at the gymnasium where I lift weights and afterwards play a fun game of 3v3 basketball with some people I meet

4:00 PM: take a walk down to the beach and relax in my hammock with a beautiful view of the ocean, plug in my headphones and enjoy some music

5:00 PM: Time for lunch! I ride my bike to wendy's. Today they are having a special where you get a hamburger and chicken sandwich for only $5. What a deal!

5:30 PM: Ride my bicycle back to my house

6:00 PM: Im starting to feel a bit sweaty from my long day of fun, time for a bubble bath!

6:30 PM: My favorite baseball team is starting to play soon, so I turn on the TV, open up Sup Forums for some shitposting, grab myself a couple craft brews and prepare to get real comfy

10:00 PM: My team won! So glad I had time to watch the whole game. Now its time for some vidya. Just picked up B03 and NBA 2k16. Both are really quite fun.

12:00 AM: Dinner time! Just got some potatoes and beef from a local farmers market. Eating is so much cheaper when you have time to cook your own food!

2:00 AM: Cuddle up in my bed and dream of another perfect day. Going to sleep is much easier when you don't have to worry about an alarm clock or report deadlines!

So now can a wagecuck please tell me why the hell I would want to get a job? Sure I don't have much money, but money does not being me happiness. Freedom does.

But you don't have any money, so how are you eating organic food?

how do you afford this lifestyle? and are you lonely?

canYou teach mee?

Sorry wagecuck, can't teach you the secrets of NEETs.

stfu, you're not OP

Pretend to be a woman on the internet, get money.

its called having your own chickens and buying stuff at a butcher and farmers markets.

you dont have to only shop at grocery stores

well if you're making money on your own then you're not a fucking neet.

yup

butchers charge money, wendys charges money, video games cost money, gyms cost money, cable tv costs money

where do you get that money

>12PM: Been shitposting on Sup Forums for 3-5+ hours now
>12:30 PM: Still shitposting
>1:00 PM: Grilled cheese in the foreman grill
>2:00 PM: back on Sup Forums
>2:30 PM: Sup Forums
>4:00 PM: Sup Forums
>5:00 PM: another GC in the foreman
>5:30 PM: Sup Forums
>6:00 PM: asmr
>6:30 PM: beat off to disgusting porn
>10:00 PM: Sup Forums
>12:00 AM: Sup Forums
>2:00 AM: more disgusting porn

how do you buy stuff from butchers if you don't have money? you ask for meat scraps saying that you need them for your dog? also how do you pay the electricity bills if you browse pol?

DELETE THIS

from the government and my parents

Food stamps and other welfare. Are you really dumber than a nigger?

food stamps? is your country communist shithole or smht?

i was walking him to a realization, wise ass

well if you have a constant supply of money and no aspirations or ambitions then theres no reason not to be a bottom feeder faggot

I am a real NEET.

Let me tell you how it really is.

>Wake up, no light in bathroom.
>Shit and use phone to light my toilet paper to see when done wiping
>Feel terrible from drinking 15 beers last night in 3 hrs.
>Drink naked juice to help hangover
>Shit post on Pol all fucking day while watching dexter
>Jerk off to Richelle Ryan gloryhole video, she even said she supports trump in the interview
>Ask my dad to bring over thin crust dominos pizza, ice cream, 1 light bulb and water.

Literally this is the life of a real NEET. I play vidya too but too hungover for it today. Will eat that pizza and digest then the ice cream then pass out. Will wake up tomorrow and tell myself I won't drink and end up drunk as fuck by 3 am.

32 btw live alone but my dad keeps my card, I gave it to him because I spend wildly.

Yes, but you failed to mention that by the time 2:00 am, you've fapped about a dozen times.

>areally you even trying

I have a hard time believing there are parents out there that are ok with this. My parents would kill me for even suggesting this lifestyle.

To be fair I am getting my shit together. Looking for work haven't had a job in like 3 years lol.

I have inherited money from my grandma so it's easy to fall into this. I just don't care anymore. Every girl I meet is a fucking slut who I can't trust. I just have no joy anymore man. I want to do better and work again so at least there is some light.

Currently NEET, been NEET for a month after leaving a long training period. I'm in the natty guard and my unit sent me off to learn a new mos, took 6 months.

Anyways I came back and my shitty wagecuck job was puttering around about fitting me back into their fulltime rotation so I haven't followed back up with them, I'm too depressed to care. Put in about a dozen apps in the last two weeks though, I'm getting worse and worse every day not doing anything.

>wake up 10am
>lay in bed waiting for my hunger pangs to subside
>shitpost from bed until about 2pm
>too depressed to go make myself eat real food, have cup of coffee
It's almost 4 now, I'm trying to work up the motivation to go to the gym so I'm not too out of shape, but it's hard to when you hate life.
My night will probably be
>4-6pm, lay in bed doing nothing
>maybe after that I'll turn on netflix and listen to it as I lay in bed
>round 10pm start watching stuff on youtube to put me to sleep
>rinse repeat

>if there is a disaster situation the government will call on me to save you

Rofl literally me except you will be called to save people. Good luck brother maybe life will get better. I know we have to work for happiness but when you just don't care anymore it's so easy to say fuck it. I feel ya man.

yea honestly

This sounds great and all but can't live without a partner. Sex is good.