OH NO NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO NO
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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5'2 Angus Young
5'2 Eazy E
5'2 Paul Simon
5'2 Prince

5'3 Danzig
5'3 Joey Jordison
5'3 Malcom Young
5'3' Phife Dawg

5'4 Ariel Pink
5'4 Bruno Mars
5'4 Deryck Whibley
5'4 Dio
5'4 Havoc
5'4 Skrillex

5'5 Billy Joel
5'5 Brian Johnson
5'5 Chris Carrabba
5'5 Lars Ulrich
5'5 Lil Wayne
5'5 Roger Daltrey
5'5 Thom Yorke
5'5 Trevor Dunn

5'6 Big Boi
5'6 Bruce Dickinson
5'6 DJ Khaled
5'6 Elton John
5'6 Flea
5'6 Issac Brock
5'6 Kendrick Lamar
5'6 Kerry King
5'6 Lil B
5'6 Lil Jon
5'6 Louis Armstrong
5'6 MF DOOM
5'6 Nathan Wavves Williams
5'6 Paul Masvidal
5'6 Pete Wentz
5'6 Prodigy
5'6 Rivers Cuomo
5'6 Styles P
5'6 Too Short

5'7 Anthony Kiedis
5'7 Beck
5'7 Ben Weinman
5'7 Big Sean
5'7 Billie Joe Armstrong
5'7 Bob Dylan
5'7 Bob Marley
5'7 Bono
5'7 Brotha Lynch Hung
5'7 Eddie Vedder
5'7 Elliott Smith
5'7 Greg Puciato
5'7 Iggy Pop
5'7 Jadakiss
5'7 Kanye West
5'7 Kurt Kobain
5'7 Maynard James Keenan
5'7 Miles Davis
5'7 Saigon
5'7 Trent Reznor

5'8 Axl Rose
5'8 Bradley Nowell
5'8 Donald Glover
5'8 Ed Sheeran
5'8 Eddie Van Halen
5'8 Eminem
5'8 Fred Durst
5'8 Guru
5'8 Ice Cube
5'8 John Coltrane
5'8 Kid Cudi
5'8 King Buzzo
5'8 Lil Peep
5'8 Lou Reed
5'8 Ludacris
5'8 Mac DeMarco
5'8 Michael Jackson
5'8 Mike Patton
5'8 Nas
5'8 Noel Gallagher
5'8 Pharrell
5'8 Rakim
5'8' Soulja Boy
5'8 T.I.
5'8 Tech N9ne

Fucking christ why is all of the entertainment industry midgets?

Short men are not real men.
Small dick men are not real men.
Ugly men are not real men.
Bald men are not real men.
Excessively skinny and/or fat men are not real men.

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just the shitty soyboy musicians

I mean, we're in 2018 of the western civilization.
Men are not real men anymore.

>virgin lanklets who are shitposting on Sup Forums a friday night

Dubs confirm

There's just as many below average people as their are above average people. That's how this list works.

For every Tom Cruise there's The Rock. For every Prince, a Billy Corgan.

>forgetting this legendary little fucker
Paul Williams 5'2
A 70s legend. I think that number is high, he is tiny.

what exactly are you doing here, lil guy?

Ice Cube is 5'8? he doesn't seem as menacing anymore

>tfw 194cm
>tfw lanklet as fuck

FUCK

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

lanklets btfo

>Krist Novoselic 2.01 m
der ubermensch...

is this the guy that killed himself after that failed coup?

These don't all have the same impact on your man level.
t. not-real man

t. triggered lanklet that will never get to fuck an asian girl

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It's more complicated than that.
let's just say that he's more influential and renowed than you will ever be in all of your incarnations.

i'm not denying that, just asking

Didn't answer my question? Trouble seeing?? Perhaps trying adjusting your booster seat so you can reply accordingly :)

why are you all so obsessed with the appearances and physical features of other men?

Y'all are more superficial than the average stacey.
You all gay or something?

not a single good musician on this list, what a surprise

>Billy Corgan
>6'3

Manlets BTFO

influential and renowned among who? right wing japanese nationalists with suicidal tendencies?

manlets need to kill themselves

>the bassist is a slaphead
imagine balding before age 50. literally how

maybe an ugly one

>Taylor Swift
>5'10"

this

>5'6 Too Short

my sides

Manlets are pathetic

still not a real man

>Bald men are not real men.
Say that to the next bald guy you see. You won't because you're a pussy.

>for every small talented person there's a tall untalented one

Fuck you faggot. I'm the most manly out of everyone here. I voted for Trump, I got an 8 inch dick, I've fucked over 8 women, I have a full hairline, solid jaw, good build, symmetrical face, decent beard growth, straight white teeth, am over 6 foot tall. And a solid ass fucking streetwear collection. Oh yeah and I'm smart AND sociable as fuck. My dad's getting me a job at his venture capital firm when I graduate. Beat that, pussy. I'm a real man. You're nothing compared to me.

>Giving a flying fuck about how tall a musician is
This is pathetic.

Not even that tbqf

shut the fuck up
pic related is a real man nigger

want to know how I can tell you're mixed race?

>when I graduate.
what are you taking brainlet

>Taking this bait

genius bait

>5'8' Soulja Boy

ok

never going to get anything good with that bait

dan barett gotta be like 5'5 at most

Why are ogres so insecure? They die earlier, yeah. No reason to be assholes. Ah well, enjoy your more easily broken bones and your inferior immune systems.

Actually soyboys and antifa fanatics.

i will breed taylor and secure the existence of the white race and a future for white children

on top of that im pretty sure he had some mild form of scoliosis which mad him look even shorter

Imagine being this ignorant.

tall people typically have deeper voices

Not lanklets. My lanklet friend sounds like a woman, he even has a phobia of speaking over the phone because people always think it's an old lady.

>Being this insecure
My fucking sides

>Being this insecure

>being this insecure

upvote

Short people are just have more natural talent. Actors are the same thing, as are most of the best athletes, besides basketball.

They get better as you go down the list lmao

Feels good to have something in common with Thom. Lanklets mad af

Interesting. I was reading a recent study from U of T about how short people tend to be more talented which corresponds to higher IQ. If you look at all these geniuses throughout history as well, ie einstein, plank, hawking and many others, they all tend to be much shorter than average. So if youre a lanklet, its more likely youre a lower tier person. Unless youre so superficial and shallow as to say height is more important than raw talent and IQ.

>atari
always knew thom was a gamer

he couldn't reach up to the next plateau

mfw im taller than dj khaled

>tfw 5'9
fuckin manlets lmao

and your point is?

Wow a board that's insecure about the stuff they like is insecure about their height. Speaks volumes why this board is shit.

lol

cringe

Uzi is 5'6 I think

What an amazing board

trent is shorter than that

>5'2
>Prince
I had no idea
How disappointing

> 5'6 Big Boi

how does it feel that the most successful people are literal manlets and have more talent than you? Stay salty Lanklets

is there such thing as too much irony

Vaorwave 4"20"

Try 17 foot you tall you fool

>most manlets are successful
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i have that penis

*XD*

imagine being this shookt

Imagine being this insecure and frail

wow your argument is bulletproof as a result of the cartoon frog

...

The taller you are the shitter the music

We're all mamlets compared to blue boy

>5'8 Lil Peep
you mean -6?

Not true, tall musicians typically have less time to focus on music because of the large amount of hoes on their dick at all times.

objectively incorrect

>autistic virgins on a chinese sweatshop imageboard being obsessed with the shallow physical world and with dick measuring competitions

Colour me surprise.

i believe physical characteristics are not determinate of your personality and all lives are equal because everyone is right from their own perspective, with a few exceptions

surprised* fuck

this isn't accurate lol

I agree with the first statement but not completely with the second. I think anybody is equally able to end the most valuable thing a person possesses - life. And in that way it makes us all equals. As for physical and mental characteristics well there definitely are differences, massive ones even, but I think it's all insignificant in the grand scheme of things. It's all very (or at least should be) negligible.

inb4 we both get called cucks because we agree on something

I'll just say it before anyone else does then: we're cucks, manlets, manlet-apologetists pseudo-philosophers, radical centrists, soyboys etc.