Why did Obi Wan go poosh when he died? Qui Gon and Anakin didn't and they were both Jedi

Why did Obi Wan go poosh when he died? Qui Gon and Anakin didn't and they were both Jedi.

Not all Jedi get to become one with the force.

The instant before he was killed, he actually disintegrated himself. He melted into the force.

He fulfilled his promise to Vader and became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.

By sitting on a log?

but Qui Gon did

The guy had no fucking foresight to link the idea that Jedi could even do that.

instead of beating vader he thought it would be fun to let him win and cause a lot of problems for everyone

Without Obi-Wan
>Luke never destroys first Death Star, maybe even dies
>Luke doesn't become a Jedi
>Luke likely succumbs to the dark side
>Luke turns Vader and btfo's sheev

Essentially Obi-Wan became a stronger sheev by becoming one with the force, manipulating those around him to influence causality.

>Obi-Wan leaves his robe behind
>isn't naked when he talks to Luke in ESB and RotJ

Because Qui Gon was the first to learn the force ghost skill, after death and then he taught it to yoda and obi-wan

>your grandparents left their clothes behind when they died
>they are now permanently naked
>even when they watch you masturbate

>force ghost videogame skills

should just be something that happens to certain advanced jedi

>be trained as a jedi from when you were a small fry
>learn all the jedi tricks
>become a top tier saber duelist
>literally be the chosen one of the Force

>turn to the dark side and get your shit chopped
>make sure the jedi are exterminated

>finally get to meet theguy who chopped me again and set things right by slicing him up
>literally get a force boner just from thinking about it

>guy makes a couple of lameass twirls and literally disappears leaving only his robes
>never seen ANYTHING like that in all my years as a jedi and a sith
>step on them a couple of times with a foot to check

>never think about it again

Then there would be tens of thousands of angry old men whispering in every Jedi's ear

what if Luke burned only the armor?

Really sets the noggin joggin

seems like they were all intended to disappear upon death before the prequels. george just made vanishing a big thing because he's a dope

Then what were the Ewoks eating at the celebration?

He only died from a certain point of view

why didn't the saber cut the coat?

Him going poosh isn't the point. He became a martyr and died in front of Luke, fueling his decision to go against the Empire and continue pursuing the force.

He became stronger than you could ever imagine.

Because Obi-Wan is really a Sith and this was part of his grand plan.

You're trying to understand the philosophical and metaphorical aspects through logic and the setting's physical rules. It doesn't work like that.

Because he was a Good Friend

That's because Obi Wan was actually already dead, as we saw ghosts can interact with physical objects. He was a force ghost all along in the movie.

naw my gad