Feel bad for Anakin Skywalker all these years after Episode III

>Feel bad for Anakin Skywalker all these years after Episode III

>find out he's been married to this since 2007

FUCK HIM!!

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DAT THIGH GAP

subpar. 20 years in the sarlacc pit for you, fuckboi

i didn't know they were together

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>Chads always win

And what?

Are we supposed to jealous of him being married to that bantha poodoo?

>swn look at me like that

>SHUT UP Cohen

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and? she's a dime store mila kunis.

>married to Summer
wew laddie

>married for almost a decade

Nice, is the key to successful actor marriages being less popular?

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lel

compare this to

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when people look at each other like that, it always means they are or intend soon to be fucking?

It's the other way around

lmao. kysmm
shes is far superior to kunis

>Summer the prequels are literally garbage
>Lucas was surrounded by yes men who fed his ego into destruction
>chewy knows yoda!?!
>that doesn't even make sense

And?

She has no tits which makes her ass look bigger

the winners only win more

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Curves

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even jamie bell knows it

>4 year break of fucking rachel bilson

nice

and looks like he took another break to fuck her some more after 2015

That's a REAL ass

You just know.

She is incredibly average.

Maybe for a few months in like 2004 she was hot but that, was a long time ago.

who cares about tits?

>ywn be her flip flop

hayden seems like a chill guy
no fucks given, and fucks rachel bilson

People who live above the equator.

>all the fridge women in this thread trying to convince the guys on Sup Forums that she is ugly or some shit

>She is incredibly average.

3DPD RITE, MAI 2D WAIFUS SUPERIOR

kunis is the SINGLE most overrated woman of all time. I will never understand this.

>not being an ass man

they dated for a few years. thats right. Based Hayden fucked Prime Hershlag for years

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>he's one of those people that wears loose laced shoes and tucks his pants into them

God dammit Hayden I'm trying to think you're cool.

Uh. Most famous actors can marry women like that if they want. It's not special or crazy that he got with her. Danny DeVito could do that too.

he doesnt have time to tightly lacen his shoes, he's too busy deciding where he's cumming on her tonight

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warren beatty has being married 25 years to annette bening

>they will never have offspring together

I dk why that depressed me

is hayden tan or just skin color?

kill yourself fag

What?
Liz Gillies is my waifu.

she is qt

good for him

>baggy jeans
>shirt at least one size too big
>puffy ass high schooler shoes

Yeah, he's not /fa/

he's in a league of his own

Too much ass but still hot as FUCK

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>tfw

Because you just know their baby would look perfect.

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desu i like his style, i dress the same minimal effort/relaxed

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ayy lmao

Turbo fags like you should commit suicide

>feeling bad for *that* anakin
Ya dun goofed.

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i JUST fucking finished fapping to Keira Knightleys feet. Fuck now I have to fap to this too. fine

I know he was shit in Star Wars, but I actually respect him for basically giving up acting for a while and intentionally scuttling his career so he could 'earn' his way back in.

Maybe he was just bullshitting when he said that though and was actually Brendan Frasered

Hayden has such bitch lips I swear to Kek. In early Ep. II when he's with Padme in her room after the morning after the centipede attack there's some closeups on him and you can really see them.

>2002 Hayden will never suck your dick with those lips.No homo tho.

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rachel was my waifu even before I knew what a waifu was

They met on Jumper. A true patrician movie.

i really enjoyed jumper, i'd like to see hayden in more movies

It's literally heart-shaped.

>From my point of view the Jedi are evil!

damn hes my guy

movies these days flop harder than this

>ywn sit in the corner fapping furiously and weeping in shame as they fugg and taunt and laugh at you and insult you

and this

His acting wasn't really the problem with star wars 2bh

>jealous of some skeleton

When will skinnylets ever learn

I wanna slide my dong in it

>that expression of like "seriously man? I'm just getting coffee here, geez".

Where's that of Joseph Gordon Levitt eating?

This. People are retarded if they think Hayden had ANYTHING to do with how the prequels he was in turned out.

Rachel Bilson looks like THAT?!

>dresses like shit
sounds pretty /fa/ to me

Aryan Master Race

>you will never /ss/ with natalie portman

He literally turned into IRL Vader.

Pottery?

>Jake Lloyd giving the Kubrick stare

We should have known.

i would be fucking smug too if i got hershfu to hug me in a picture

Ironically this

this guy walks up to your girl and says

>hey

what do you do

OH LAWD THAT GAP!!!

I love him. He's beautiful
She's a whore asokha is his real waifu

>married to the worst OC girl
>implying anyone would be jelly

>Leia's mother was Padme
>Padme died of grief 'in her heart'

>Carrie Fisher's (who played Leia) mother died of heart failure, probably as a result of grief

Lucas' poetry knows no bounds. It transcends space and time. It is a loose steering wheel. It is a tear from an eye, dreaming.

Slytherin too, clearly

>worst OC girl
Take that back, you cunt.

>McGregor
With all due respect, turn of the millennium fashion was gay as fuck

>feeling bad for people

libcuck

I never realized how much older they made Liam Neeson look for TPM. He looks younger in Taken and that came out 9 years after.

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