Spartacus Thread

Lets get a Spartacus thread going seeing as I am re-watching the series.

Best girl goes to Saxa

Worst girl goes to FUCKING NAEVIA

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Blood boils at fucking sight of such revolting cunt.

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>tfw you will never call Lucy Lawless Domina...

Who would win in a fight? Crixus or lithyia's nose?

How great would it be to have a slave girl whos only job is to get you hard so you can fuck your wife?

She was the best girl from Arrow. (I saw Arrow first then Spartacus).

Never seen Arrow. But she is pure trash after Season 1 and Blood and Sand.

So much gold in this series. This got me hyped up for Game of Thrones, which I hoped would be a fantasy version of this.
Instead I got......
>talking
>talking
>betrayal
>someone get's killed
>more talking
>Jesus fuck already I just can't anymore

>swn stab you to death
y even b alive if im not going to be murderd by a qt

Spartacus is one of a kind. It's as if 300 does a full on tackle into Gladiator and they both land on top of a Porno.

Her tits

Season 1 Naevia was god tier. Her replacement sucked ass and I fucking hate her.

So I'm curious about starting it but I know that it ends with everyone on Sparticus's team brtually dying. Is it still the watch if it's just going to be depressing as fuck?

You should definitely watch the first season, it ends well and you can stop there because seasons 2 and 3 are pretty garbage compared to the first.

>Muscles ache after long hours in the sun spilling Roman Blood.
>Feet hurt
>Throat is dry
>Wish I was in the comfort of my home watching some Kino plays.
>Step inside of household in see loving wife with baring with her a pitcher of wine she offers to quench thirst.
>Takes me to favored chair where she then proceeds to tend to my aching back and feet with comforting massage.
>Finishes task with wondrous blow job.
>She then informs me that after we finish the feast which she prepared that we shall retire to our quarters where she invited 3 beauties to rival Venus herself to come and join us in ravishing pleasures.

She was the perfect woman.

Season 1 is fantastic and you should give it a watch. It goes down hill kinda after that though Blood and Sand is some good shit itself. Sad thing is the actor who played Spartacus in Season 1 died (RIP Andy) and his replacement (though good) could never live up to the original.

Is this the series where Lucy Lawless gets her tits out countless times?

If so, sign me up.

Season 1 Naevia was basically "nothing happens, the character".

Nah, season 2 and 3 are great. Remember Season 1 started out pretty bad.

Make sure to get yourself the blu ray.

Agreed. Her and Crixus were perfect in Season 1. Crixus was a god like behemoth of a man and Naevia was a sweet delicate flower that could bring him down just by how pure and innocent she was.

Then they turn her into LOL ACTION GURL and becomes some annoying fucking cunt screaming RAPE every 5 minutes and worse of all makes Crixus look like a pansy ass pussy. "Hey Naevia, I love you but maybe you should tone it down a bit, you are kinda fucking things up." "OMG CRIXUS GROW SOME BALLS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME FUCKING ROMANS RAPED ME!"

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Her tits are fucking mint.

Her character existed to develop Crixus character. And that's all that really matters.

Season 1 Naevia was perfect. Just a cute innocent slave girl who does her duty and falls for a gladiator which forces him to show his caring and soft side.
Then they replaced her by an uglier girl, and on top made her this bloodthirsty STRONG WOMAN THAT NEED NO MAN that hacks heads off without problem. They completely butchered her character.
Also Andy died and his replacement, although was good, wasn't quite AS good, it was just not the same. Lastly, Batiatus was gone, and I fucking loved his character, he was brilliantly executed imo.

>tfw Tiberius never got a chance to rape Naevia or Spartacus

Her worst crime is that she kills Ashur.

Fucking

ASHUR.

Kek, is there an "imagine" pasta with crixus and nu-naevia? If not it needs to be made

Why didn't Marcus allow Ceaser to shave?

That was fucking lame. Ashur was great, and he needed to die but not that way.

Also what the fuck was that slave girl doing to Ceaser with that knife?

Dude, the reason why Naevia became like that (in addition to losing her innocence) was because of Crixus. Her encouraged the hotheadedness and violence.

I thought they were cool Bonnie and Clyde kind of couple in the last season. Naevia still had her sweet moments.

Would have been better if his own hired men killed him. Would have been a great way to see him go, his own scheming back firing on him and leading to his downfall. Or just a one on one match against Crixus Which would not last that long cause c'mon, Crixus,

Which would have been fine if not for the fact the actor who played her totally did so in a blood thirsty moronic bitchy way.

Even after all these years... it still hurts.

I actually wanted him to redeem himself and die fighting against the Romans, I know it's silly but I wanted to see him bro it up with Crixus and Spartacus.

But that's in the writing, not the actor.

Nah, Ashur was meant to be a character everyone hated.

Yet he was easily one of the best characters.

I'll never forget you Andy.

Still the best series I've seen and I haven't found anything to replace it.

Fuck man, Liam did a fantastic job but man it sucks.

>Andy will never hug you.

DELETE THIS

That's what was great about this show, they had brilliant characters. Season 1 is a masterpiece. Probably gonna re-watch it soon, haven't done it in years.

>This is the winning formula

>It's a "Ashur fucks your waifu" episode

Really the only thing bad about the series aside the recast was the poor cgi at times.

>You'll never hug Andy and reassure him that everything is going to be OK
All these years and it still hurts.

If anything the bad CGI added to the enjoyment

Of course, can't forget that totally believable blood cgi, kek

>Wake up and hour later than you usually do. Someone turned off your alarm clock
Fucking Ashur.

>Hop into your car and the tank is empty.
Damnit Ashur...

>Boss asks you why the hell you are late and says you're fired cause an anonymous caller told him you have been coming to work every day high off your ass.
Ashur why?

>Decide to go to your moms cause maybe a nice home cooked dinner will brighten your day. As you enter her house you see Ashur fucking her over the sink as he slowly turns his head to you with a grin and a wink.
Ashur does it again.

I agree, but I have to admit it's bad "visually" but fun for that very same reason.

Ashur had good taste.

You are at the grocery store at take the last bottle of wine just as Ashur reaches for it.
How fucked are you?

Because it makes him look less roman
Roman statesmen at the time would only grow beards in short mourning periods and very rarely on campaign, otherwise it was looked down upon.

>STRONG WOMAN THAT NEED NO MAN

Naevia basically worshiped Crixus and gave him credit for everything.
You can say she became nuts but you definitely cant say she was a "I don't need a man" kind of female character.

That makes a lot of sense actually.

Though I liked this character a lot, it's fucking hard to ever think of him as the Ceaser we know historically.

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I wish her baby had of survived and grown older to be a shy little boy.

And Iithyia would be a good mommy to him now and then while he took a bath.

Had to rewind some of the slave scenes to fap

WEW

That's the vibe you get from her psychotic behavior. I just think that was not very reasonable to have her character change 180 from an innocent girl to a psychotic head- chopping warrior woman. Like, OK she will get resentful and mad for what happened to her, and I'll forgive her if she kills a Roman once or twice, but come on, that whole transformation was fucking ridiculous.

Especially when in the first season she states she doesn't like watching the Gladiator games cause blood and guts gross her out.

I miss when everyone from Spartacus would pop up on Arrow.

Then Arrow turned to shit, so they all left and found better jobs.

Its a bit different from the norm, but most people's image of Caesar is older battle-forged Caesar, not young pirate taunting fashionable ruffian Caesar.

But Gladiator is pretty shit..?

How can something like cancer bring down such a fucking giant? How do we kill cancer? Such filth should not be allowed to exist on the same planet that this god once walked upon.

>Winner of 5 Academy Awards
>Shit

I get it that you don't like the movie but come on son.

She actually never gave the reason why she didn't favor the games.

I think the Diona storyline they came up with for the prequel is the reason.

>I just think that was not very reasonable to have her character change 180 from an innocent girl to a psychotic head- chopping warrior woman. Like, OK she will get resentful and mad for what happened to her, and I'll forgive her if she kills a Roman once or twice, but come on, that whole transformation was fucking ridiculous.

I mean, I get it. Especially since in the beginning of War of the Damned she's actually still normal, then just loses it in episode 3.

Even though he was pushing 40 I think Andy had a decent career ahead of him.

I really fucking hated how in War of the Damned, Episode 4 Crixus and Gannicus are fighting and Naevia breaks it up by slamming a rock against Gannicus's head.

I think Andy was sick during season 1 too. Or maybe towards the end. Lucy Lawless mentioned there were times where he wasn't feeling well during filming.

It's ironic because irl it's the reverse; old Naevia is a cunt and new Naevia is the sweet one. I remember at a convention a few years ago Manu Bennett mentioned he was glad she left.

Sura has cancer too ;-;

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Fucking hell, were the Thrace scenes filmed near a nuclear waste site or something

making it look like he cut off his brand so he would be allowed into whatever that port city spartacus held was called

Those slave girls get impregnated once in a while as well, sometimes all of them

> cutest slave girl

Why haven't I seen her in anything since?

Was he /ourguy, Sup Forums?

She does work in Australia. Same with Dustin Clare.

>Same with Dustin Clare.

only spartacus can make comfy threads years after a series ended
such a magnificent show

Yes, cause we are all creepy fucks.

I feel bad for the actor, since he's pretty much stuck with a face that screams "I rape and murder children"

True enough. Pretty sure he is used to only getting calls that requires him to play the "creep."

Even his name sounds creepy. "Jason Hood".

He hasn't done much since Spartacus.

>tfw there's an alternate universe where Andy didn't die and is a big action movie star

fuck this reality

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>Liam McIntyre didn't do a terrible job as Andy's replacement
>New Naevia was an eyesore, undermined the character and generally made me want to vomit


Kind of weird how we have the two re-casting extremes

>mfw a nice hot female character is introduced
>mfw you patiently wait until they're naked or their sexscene
>mfw it looks like maybe this one is different and they're going to screw you out of it
>mfw they actually pay off and it's worth the wait
Fuck Spartacus was good porn, better than the actual stuff. Does anyone know of another show with porn this good and is actually watchable?
>mfw when Cratus fucks the slutty jailbait that you thought wouldn't get naked

Banshee's pretty similar in the "every female character has a sex scene" department

I love the woman warrior trend


really helps my immersion in my historical fiction

Feeling is mutual nigga.

Why live?

I may be minority here but I loved Liam as Spartacus, I even consider him equal to Andy.

Andy played a beast, an animal in a cage trying to fit in the world of gladiators. He did a great job. But I couldn't picture him as a rebel leader.

Liam is taller and has a deeper voice, so he naturally commands more respect. Expecially since Andy is shorter than Manu Bennett while Liam is 2-3 inches taller.

Andy was the Bringer of Rain, Liam was the Rebel King.

I like Thrones but the retarded shit they pulled with Snakes still pisses me off.

Stay the fuck away from the cancerous thread that's always up.

Season 1's only shitty episodes are the intro and the second episode but by Brotherhood and my favorite episode The Thing in The Pits it kicks into overdrive.

Yeah, I don't disagree with you really for the same points. I believe Liam is a better leader of men while Andy is a better killer. This is why I said Liam "wasn't terrible" (translates to pretty damn good)


That said, I really want to know what Andy wouldve done with the role

I thought they were both good replacements. They should have had the new Naevia play ludus era Naevia for a few episodes before continuing on with the new character development. It was easier for Liam because Spartacus already went through his.

> Her tits are fucking mint

What the hell are you talking about her tits made me diamond throughout the season. She has pointy nipple and big fucking tits. The best part were the see through where you would be rock hard a nut one just after the end of the episode.

Even the blonde one who had way lesser tits gave me some good wanks.

And when you get to blood and sand you have this sexy threesome with jaimie murray that will get you rock hard

>And when you get to blood and sand you have this sexy threesome with jaimie murray that will get you rock hard
that's gods of the arena

also, when it comes to tits:
ilithya > lucretia > moonface > sura > sibyl > *

To me "mint" is a complement. I would suck on Lucy's perfect nipples for weeks if I could.

yeah my bad.
I don't remember their name mane it's been a while.
Who is Moonface and sura ?

who /goodsolonius/ here?