You are a newly trained Jedi Knight...

You are a newly trained Jedi Knight, and this cunt grabs you by the arm and tells you you're coming with him to arrest Chancellor Palpatine.

What do you do?

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Jump out a window with him still holding on.

Seeing how easily Sheev rekt all the Jedis Dindu brought with him I'd rather not go unless I feel suicidal

...

What?

I tell him "I'll cover you bro."

Then I get the fuck outta there.

Commit septictank with my laser katana

Stream the resulting events onto the star wars internet

Ask him about the Droid attack on the wookies

go with him and throw a lightsaber before entering the room

>Buh.. But Is...Isnt he the democratically elected chairman of the senate, surely we should alert the proper authorities, or at least log or intentions with the Jedi council? this could look like a coup de ta

I tell him

NOT

YET

That shit doesn't work

t. Jedi Academy player

It's one old man, rookie. What's he gonna do, push me out a window?

>coup de ta

Gotto force grip him and then wall-run/kick off of him to pummel him to death.

Ask him why he wants to commit treason

Expel me, faggot! I can't fight the last boss. You're fuckin crazy.
>leave on ship going hyperspeed

Yeah?

Ask him why we don't have security dealing with Palpatine. It could rub people the wrong way if we'd just barge into his office.
Plus, shouldn't we have a little more evidence than speculation and the word of a Jedi whom we don't trust enough to make a master?

*Yes this is my chance to show Mace Dindu that im a superior Jedi Knight than that faggot Anakin. Who does he think he is strutting around the Jedi Temple acting like he is the one fuck him*

I try a good trick

...

Why are they fighting in a horde of sealions?

God, I hate Race Dindu so much!

They were some rat-people that were kidnapped and genetically modified by Techno Union to serve them as slaves. Shaman of those rat-people tells Anakin he's the chosen one who was prophetised to save their race.

There was cool animation in this episode about Anakin's future

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There are no black Jedi's. No such thing as niggerchlorians.

try spinning.

"Wait, why are we arresting the democratically-elected leader of the republic?"
>"He's a Sith Lord."
"Wait, so what crimes do we have him on?"
>"He has gained influence over the senate."
"Well most chancellors DO have influence over the senate. You're telling me that we, an extragovernmental religious sect of warriors, plan to take the chancellor prisoner purely because he's from a different branch of our religion?"
>"Yes."
"Oh okay, let's go."

He started Clone Wars for his own profit you doofus. That's a crime against the republic.

Grab a flame thrower and roast Sheev as soon as we see him. He can't reflect the flame and he can't block it, either.

>Mace Dindu and company go to arrest Sheev
>Sheev goes without a fight
>stands trial
>judge asks prosecution to show their evidence of wrongdoing
>"uh... my mentally unstable apprentice said he thinks Sheev might be a Sith Lord"
>Any proof?
>"No."
>Also, being a "Sith" is not against the law, you fucking bigot.

DID
NOTHING
WRONG

Ewoks eat people

proofs??

They don't know that though, they only go after him because he's a Sith Lord

They have no evidence that links Dooku to Palpatine at the time of the arrest

Doesn't Mace Dindu channel the dark side when fighting anyways? What a hypocrite.

>Americans go to arrest Hitler
>Hitler goes without a fight
>stands trial
>judge asks prosecution to show their evidence of wrongdoing
>"uh... he's a Nazi"
>being a "Nazi" is not against the law, you fucking bigot

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Obligatory.

Name one thing Hitler did wrong

be there in five, Master Windu (head to airport.)

how many clones did they ate in the victory celebration?

I can name 6 billion

I literally can't. Allies were clearly a bad guys.

Do it. I'll wait.

It was 6 trillion you fucking bigot

>not backstabbing Windu infront of Sheev

I wonder why there weren't more Jedi that betrayed Order for Siths - I remember only one from Clone Wars that wanted to join Dooku, but was arrested and killed by Clones

Run as fast as I can to sheev and grass up windu

>Backstabbed Russia causing a 2 front war
>Killed Rommel
>Constantly wasted troops in unwinnable battles
>Squandered his leadership corps
>Wasted logistical use of trains on deporting Jews rather than on transporting troops and supplies

Why is literally everyone but George Lucas (and JJ) better with Star Wars?

But Windu, what if he actually started the clobe wars with the intention of uniting the galaxy? Possibly because he foresaw that it is going to be invaded by an extra galactic army in the future? We're on the side he picked to win, so what's the harm in letting this play out while we keep an eye on him and build a case? Those trade federation guys are assholes, anyway.

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

Lucas produced and co-wrote (gave ideas for stories) both Clone Wars cartoons

In canon at least one temple guard (Jedi that do fuck all but guard the jedi temple) Betrayed them and became head jedi hunter after vader

Enough to make all the drums at least.

>But Windu, what if he actually started the clobe wars with the intention of uniting the galaxy? Possibly because he foresaw that it is going to be invaded by an extra galactic army in the future?

That, my young padawan, is not canon future.

>sir, you're not listed on my flight plan

>I'll call Master Ittin

>Waves hand

I am on this flight plan.

>b-but master Windu, isn't he the Senate?
>not yet
>So it's treason then
>...
>Aaaarrrghlll

this precisely
also contrributed to making nationalism a negative thing