Two people are arrested at a crime scene. One white, one black. Nobody knows the truth, but I will give you a hint: One of these men is a rapist, murderer, torturer, sociopath. The other is an innocent bystander, arrested under "Suspicion." You must choose one to save, and let roam around the free world again, and the other will be executed.
You have 30 seconds before acid rains on your head, and the murderer roams free again.
Who do you choose?
Ethan Myers
White guy, so he could spot me at the gym afterwards.
Isaiah Cruz
are you confident that the white guy would take you to the gym?
Nathan Foster
Look at that nigger's face. He's probably mentally retarded in the literal sense and can't even feed himself, let alone commit crime. Then again you never know when nigs gonna nog.
Isaac Johnson
Here's your answer with mathematical reasoning.
Blacks commit larger proportion of the crime in the USA, therefore by numbers alone it is a greater risk to let the black man out.
Lincoln Flores
One of them is kurt angle who went insane after too many hits to the brain
but this reasoning is sound
Kevin Butler
>sociopath This requires an intelligence only common among whites
Brayden Perry
nm im thinking of chris benoit
Robert Davis
Any reasonable person would spot someone if they asked. Most people are usually happy to help.
Ayden Long
Do black people get down syndrome?
William Hughes
you do remember who you're asking this question to, right?
Kevin Bell
Can we just let them both die?
None of them look like particularly good people.
Ethan Adams
i've never really seen a black downie
Jordan Kelly
Sociopath = white
Jeremiah Clark
Why are most criminals so ugly?
David Sanchez
But one of them is a white man
Alexander Gonzalez
That would make them smarter.
Colton Sullivan
I'll ask them if they like animals. Sociopaths never like animals.
William Perez
Play the same game with blacks and let me know the result. Whites should be out for ourselves right or wrong, just like they are. Our problem is we aren't, which is why our societies are decaying.
Noah Bailey
But I don't care.
Michael Sullivan
throw a coin
Cooper Torres
If the white man was guilty he wouldn't have been caught due to intelligence so it has to be the nigger. I'm a nigger myself so it's not racist.
Christian Russell
Both blacks and whites commit rapey, murdery crimes at rates within the same order of magnitude. Blacks, however, are far more likely to be picked up by the police for no reason just for being black. I'd say execute the white guy. Black guy prolly dindu nuffin.
Jaxson Jenkins
but you're not white
Evan Barnes
Nipfag is more likely to have a soul, gingerbread.
Kayden Gray
I mean that's Kurt Angle on the right so I save him.
Zachary Turner
RARE A R E
Isaac Parker
you're not white either
Luis Perry
Black guy looks to retarded to put his pants on by himself. So I'm going with whitey to be executed.
Adam Howard
execute both
Mason Davis
Save Kurt Angle and kill the nigger lol how is this a question
Caleb Johnson
Lol I'm actually part japanese and part irish, so there...
Jose Ross
...
Nathaniel Morris
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Samuel Thompson
mathematically it's more likely to be the nigger
Isaac Young
I prsent them with a puppy. One of them is going to look at it happily, the other without any feeling. I shoot the latter.
Adrian Foster
I'd save Kurt Angle tbqh. It's true.
Luis Wilson
Statistically, you' be more likely to be correct if you executed the black guy
Lincoln Butler
honestly the black man does not appears smart enough to be any of those things. so i'd assume it is the white guy but i would never condemn either without a fair trial.
Aiden Allen
62.8?
Connor Jones
Black guy.
Because his intellect seems low enough to become my indentured servant.
Colton Barnes
The white guy because statistically, the black guy is more likely to be the culprit.
Jayden Cruz
0
Logan Barnes
save Kurt Angle
he is a Gold medalist after all
Logan Foster
That's a bingo!
Jonathan Campbell
Is that fucking Kurt Angle?
Josiah Clark
Yes
Jaxon Torres
This thread is just a subtle reminder for me to catch up on Botchamania
Juan Mitchell
Kurt may be held together these days by old leather and super glue, but he's no nigger.
Eli Hughes
kill a nigger for the race .. ok ..he innocent but blackface ..=Dies
Get to help my m8 next time ..in hood
Jaxon Ortiz
Is that Kurt Angle?
Jackson Wright
Not enough info to decide in an logical way who was the criminal, with the info given. Shitty mental gymnastics post.
Owen Martin
With zero evidence to suggest which one is guilty it's literally a 50/50 chance based on this situation alone. From this, all we can do is judge them from population samples. In this case, literally every category of crime except white collar like tax fraud is multiples higher in black populations than white, so from this we can judge that the white man is more likely to be innocent.
Anthony Smith
One of them is an Olympian gold medalist while the other is a nigger...
Noah Williams
This
Jack Diaz
We don't know how many white people get away with shit because some actual dindu nuffin got picked up for no reason. We do know that black people get picked up by the popos for no reason waaaaay more than white people. Blacks are CONVICTED of these crimes at a higher rate than whites. However, I'm pretty sure they're arrested for shit they didn't do versus shit they did do at a higher ratio than blacks convicted of crimes vs whites. Statistically, it's more likely the white guy did it. Leave it to a jappy potatonigger to do your math homework for you, bugrers
Josiah Flores
underrated
John Wilson
I'm a cop, I shoot both and take my paid vacation while they clear me of any crime in a mock investigation. I return to work later and am congratulated by my peers for a "good" shoot.
Austin Martinez
None.
Luis Peterson
le frogman beat you to it, but yes.
Adrian Harris
KELP ME
Brayden Turner
The one who didn't win an Olympic medal WITH A BROKEN FRIGGIN' NECK. Oh, it's true. It's damn true.
Tyler Carter
Kurt angle is an American hero, obviously hes the bystander
Parker Wilson
/fit/ pls >spot >gym
Landon Robinson
>my ancestors died for these bantz
Jonathan Allen
Mathematically, arrest the black guy.
Aaron Edwards
I free the black dude - the white chaps eyes are too close together, making him the criminal.
Asher Diaz
not true you fucking berger
Justin Evans
Isn't this the doujin which the husband was cucked by a trap and in revenge husband forced the trap to be his concubine
John Bailey
yup
Liam Butler
ok brb fapping
Landon Richardson
But the white guy (Kurt Angle) is an Olympic gold medal winner for the U.S.
Cooper Adams
There's nothing here about whether letting one of them go will stop the acid rain or not. If it's going to fall on my head regardless of what I do, I'm going to let Kurt out - even if he tries to go Full Benoit on my neck, I can goad him into attacking the wall and busting open a hole, which will allow me to escape.
Luis Collins
Was there a Manga adaptation of the wind up bird chronicle
Adam Allen
>We do know that black people get picked up by the popos for no reason waaaaay more than white people
Just like black people get shot more by cops than white people, right? Oh wait.
Carson Reed
FPBP
Robert Brown
This is purely conjecture. How about you prove it beyond "I'm pretty sure".
Christian Wood
Blacks are only convicted at higher per capita rates.
Whites still commit the majority of crime.
Evan Cruz
>You must choose one to save, and let roam around the free world again, and the other will be executed.
That's not how the legal system works.
Bentley Rivera
In order to be a rapist, murderer, torturer, sociopath you need to gain people's trust, trick them and potentially physically over power them.
The white guy seems intelligent and powerful enough to do this whereas the black guy looks mentally handicapped.
So I'd choose the white guy. Shame to see those gains executed tho.
Aiden Ortiz
Nigger looks retarded so Ill let him go
Benjamin Johnson
Just because hes white doesn't mean he should be treated with a higher standard.No one actually uses the master race meme unironically
John Martin
>No one actually uses the master race meme unironically Storm weenies
Brayden Wood
There is a 50/50 chance that I choose the guilty or choose the innocent. With the information I have been given it is impossible to know for certain. However, since one of them is a nigger, I choose to fuck over the nigger. Wether I choose wrong or not, I get to fuck over a nigger.
Owen Cooper
Not common becuase of :spoiler:abortion rates being so high:spoiler:
Jose Murphy
So it's average Somalian or Kurt Angle.
Well obviously I'd allow Kurt Angle to go be a great American again.
Luke Lewis
Storm fags are retarded.No one takes them seriously
Thanks college classes for teaching me probabilities.
Ayden Thomas
10/10
Lucas Gray
Kurt Angle did nothing wrong!
David Davis
That's Kurt Angle though. That's the easiest choice ever.
Kill the nigger, because Angle has never been arrested on anything but dui
Samuel Bennett
Do you honestly think a down syndrome nigger can rape,murder and torture?
Robert Wood
The Eternal Angle.
Caleb Howard
I choose the American hero who won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freaking neck.
Levi Hill
Your average nigger already has an iq that qualifies them as borderline retarded.
Tyler Garcia
Yes you retard. Potatoes have tard strength, are a slave to their impulses with no self control. Most downies have an unhealthy fascination with death and animal cruelty. Have you been around tards before?
Robert Parker
Well if you want my honest opinion i would for the white guy. We all know that whites are more intelligent even if both off them dont look intelligent. Being a serial killer and so on needs a lot of planing, the nigger looks like he couldnt solve a 30 piece Puzzle. The nigger also doesnt look dangerous, he looks weak. So Yeah, this time i will defend the nigger.
Kayden Cox
Liberals would say P(Skin=Black) or P(Skin=White) is independent of P(Criminal=True), and correlation is different from causation. So your equation is basically 1=1. The relevant variable here is P(downs=True).