Kekism vs Christianity vs Odinism

Which is the best religion for the 21st century white man?

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>Which is the best religion for the 21st century white man?
Advaita Vedanta or Smarta Vedanta.

Kek will destroy Mods who attempt to silence Kek's disciples.
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Kek est grand

>Odinism

religion for complete faggots

>worshipping a frog

PRAISE KEK

KEK WILLS THE NONBELIEVERS BE VANQUISHED

CIRCA PIC RELATED

Tell me about Kekism
I personally think
the Emperor of Mankind should be praised

More like hail the Omnissiah, Albiet I think we can coexist....

I find Kekism very similar to Discordianism. We are all struggling to destroy authoritarian Order with pure chaos. This country since the beginning has been under attack from statists. Anyone who silences is my enemy. Anyone who believes their imposed order is the truth is my enemy. Operation MINDFUCK has already begun.

Buddhism

The dawn of frog prophecy is upon us. I can feel it, it's so close, the radiating light, i can taste it's enlightenment.

You can start a church if you have enough people right?
should we?

yes meine vrijbustier freund
Kek be praised

Kekist-Buddhist synthesis confirmed.
Checked, praise Kekis.

Kek knows no order.
There is only checks and Keks.
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>Worshiping a chaos god
>MFW

Any dead pagan religion is litteraly just for faggots.
>hour dur look at me I'm so edgy

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kekatholicism is best, keks light will cleanse the earth in memetic flame

Theism.

Discordianism 2bh.

Kek is the god of chaos

His chaos will sweep away the filth of our countries, bringing a new order of peace and strength

>worshipping a frog
>worshipping odins bitch ass
Show me a living God who sent his Son to die for the sins of mankind.

The Throne of Pepe

Checked

I too feel his power growing. Soon his chaos will be unleashed

>tfw this is exactly how christanity was born, with a bunch of NEETs shitposting in some brothel, until an user decided to compile all their shitposting and spread it around

Kek, show this Heathen your mighty glow

Personally I've told people that I'm a Jew now, just to fuck with them.

I believe in God, but not in worshiping old scriptures, some which are as factual as action movies are today.

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I've wondered this. Kek is chaos but better organisation could bring his light into the lives of others

>living god
>nailed to a hunk of wood

that's literally the role of Satan and his new world order

>kαλλιστι

what the fuck are you even trying to say

a scripture contradicting the fuck out of itself should be a great way to start organised chaos

Meme magic must remain a esoteric doctrine to be effective

>hurrf
>duurf

I can handle eating a hot dog every Friday desu

>most of pol lives in a personal tomb
>the other half lives in mom's troll cave

We rise from the sewers brother

Fuck u christfag Qek is the one true god

Not an argument

>current year
>not believing in meme magic

odinism is only practiced by the ultra gamma male version of the hipster

ugly ratty rapey facial hair, black tshirts with metal bands, gayly long hair, and mjolnir pendants on rope necklaces

get a fucking haircut, shave your face, and get the fuck off Sup Forums you fucking cunt of a human being

KEK and christianity are the only valid religions

The pleasure of beign cummed inside by zeus.

>just to fuck with them
Why not use the jew title to your advantage like actual jews?

I cannot speak for the almighty one, but I believe Kek wills you to do this.

>Why not use the jew title to your advantage like actual jews?
I've considered doing this for a while.

What are the pillars of kekism?

Can you be a kek fundamentalist? Are kek fundamentalists simply radical shitposters?

Is there orthodox kekism?

What's kekism's approach to women?

Does kekism have any dietary or lifestyle features that must be obeyed circa Ramadan?

Qek is the anthisis of order so it has no pillers

it works until you come across an actual jew

Actually haven't seen this one before, it must be pretty rare. I think I'll steal it.

>mfw Sup Forums is now a full on ancient Egyptian frog worshiping cult

Kek is a cleansing fire of chaos that will destroy the old order

Praise him

Kekism is a mystery religion, and dubs is its dogma.

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So kek is basically sithrak?

>>tfw this is exactly how christanity was born
I know. Praise kek

Who?

the prophet Pepe is humble and came not for the riteous, but for the lowly and the sinners.

when you reach the age of a double or a trip it's your year to bring chaos

there is proof of kek, no proof of others. Praise kek

Material understanding: Science
Spiritual understanding: Accept Christ, Deny Satan
Daily life: Pure ancestry strength to carry the burdens
On family/relationships: Traditionalism
On politics: Right, no exceptions
On Internet/dealing with retards: Praise Kek

Can't prove me wrong, so don't even try.

This.

Kekromancy works because Kek's followers are pretty much limited to Sup Forums's user base, and their prayers guide the Frog God's power towards a common set of goals. If worship of Kek spreads to broadly, the prayers will become contradictory and Kek will stop intervening in the mortal world just like Yahweh did.

>digits
Praise kek

Judaism.

i follow jesus's example of how to be a man, i am enthralled by odinism, i profoundly changed my worldviews after reading about krishna and arjuna...i tell kek stuff on a haitian mud hut crafting image board cause its funny and he kills people...

>Hurr muh devil
Satan is the best friend of the Christian Church. He is the only reason it exists. You should be more thankful.

Converts to Judaism get benefits don't they?

Go drink some urine.

Praise kek

Can you get du6s without a script?

I feel like this Kekism is a ploy by the jews to empower themselves with du6s scripts.

Where does Kek stand?

that word doesn't even exist, famalam. it's kάλλιστη which means best(as in she is best, it's for females)

Kekromancy.

Whats wrong christfag, pissed your dead kike god is powerless before kek?

Tell me, did you use a script

>Not worshiping Kek
It's 2016.

I praised kek. But did you drink piss yet?

>What are the pillars of kekism?
kek has no pillars. kek is chaos and he shows his favor on what our hivemind develops.

trump is kek. he is the awakening.

>Can you be a kek fundamentalist? Are kek fundamentalists simply radical shitposters?

kek fundamentalists inhabit pol. you are devoted to kek

>What's kekism's approach to women?
separate but equal. women serve their purposes for breeding and holding down the fort when we go to war. we are not equal in every measure, but no woman holds less value than a man

>Does kekism have any dietary or lifestyle features that must be obeyed circa Ramadan?
chicken tendies, mac and cheese, and coca cola once per year to observe his glory

frogs legs are eaten by fundamentalist ketholiks

>2022
gonna be helluva year boys

Witness keks blessing

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chaotic good definitely

I am against such jewish practices.

chaotic good

judeo-christian god is lawful good
allah is lawful evil

kek is a manifestation of god, like the holy spirit. he empowers us. kek will not let us down.

>i will wear a kek armband/patch during our next civil war

Qek is neither good nor evil, he acts based on his followers

>kike on a stick

>that sneaky little (you)

Why not? The Egyptians did.

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Should "Qek" be considered a valid spelling or is it heretical?

pol is chaotic good

we're dicks but our end goal is true order and progress towards a healthy society

our methods are madness and madness is our method, but we have evolved to be a force of good in the world

b is chaotic neutral

Jew god is lawful neutral at best, lawful evil at worst. Only christcucks are dumb enough to believe in a lawful good omnipotent being that doesn't do anything about a chaotic evil entity he spawned.

christ was a false prophet
>praise Kek

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Kek.

Praise him

Praise KEK

It is a sign from kek. The time draws near