Couple has sex

>Couple has sex
>Girl doesn't get pregnant

Try again when it's closer to the end of her "month".

Dumb Emilyposter

>Couple has sex
>They aren't married

emma posting is fun

>Couple has sex

>someone posts frogfu
>tfw no frogfu

Ah-bloo-bloo

yeah, birth control is a thing

delet dis

>man and woman in the same vicinity

>Couple finish having sex
>Man doesn't curl up and immediately start crying

lmao

>couple has sex
>guy gets preggo

>Couple doesn't have sex
>Girl DOES get pregnant
>Baby is black

Name 100 flick where this happens

Please delete this picture, I find it abhorrent

>Couple has sex
>Girl gets pregnant
>Guy reveals he got a vasectomy before they met

>Couple

especially when you shoot up emmas asshole

Ah-bloo-bloo

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>couple has sex
>guy doesn't wake up realizing it was a dream then cry himself back to sleep