There's no reason they shouldn't have been Wookies.
There's no reason they shouldn't have been Wookies
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They couldn't find enough super tall actors?
Death Star II was over Endor, not over Kashyyyk.
Wookiee aren't cute
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There's no reason Death Star II couldn't have been over Kashyyyk.
There's no reason Wookies couldn't have a colony on Endor.
When they grow older, Ewoks move to Kashyyyk.
Also, they eat people.
Wookies move to Endor for the superior Ewok waifus.
>say they didn't have the budget
>continue to make several stand alone spin offs and an animated series based on marketability of cute little race of teddy bears
hmmm
they didn't need to act. they could've hired the harlem globe trotters if they wanted too
it's because it wouldn't make sense for wookies to be primitive cave people who barely know how to use spears if we've already seen one who knows how to operate a spaceship.
Also they already showed wookies with TVs and shit in the star wars holiday special
if they were wookies chewie and han would've been able to talk the way out of it, the whole point is that they're creepy little savages that will kill males and the thing that saves them is the G O L D E N G O D who no one respects
Are midgets easier to find?
>there's no reason to expand our fictional universe
Kill yourself.
>midgets
Guess what other human beings are small and can be stuffed into costumes?
also kashyyk was occupied by the empire. makes you wonder why luke and everybody would risk going there just for life day. maybe they wanted to sample some of lumpy's vr porn
They were supposed to be on Kashyyk. It was swapped for Endor last second. Look it up.
>Chewie broke WOOKIE LAW but Han is too dense to figure out how bad this is before going to WOOKIE SPACE JAIL
>chrome faggot uses his autistic knowledge of space law to bail them out
waifus?
this scene still makes me cry, OP
Wookies would be too strong for that scene
They would've ripped everything apart
Ewoks were what really killed star wars. The prequels were just beating a dead horse