ITT: we try to rename members of fellowship of the ring, or at least some of them, in order to make the movie better
i'll start
Gandalf - Albrecht
Gimli - Dondur
Legolas - Izzy
Boromir - Dirge
Aragorn - Raven
Pippin - Pippen
Merry - Thibault
Sam - Elmo
Frodo - Bruno
I don't get it
Legolas doesn't look like an izzy imo
try to make their names more cool, nobody likes the old stale shit anymore
ebin xD :DDDD can I post this to r/Sup Forums????
I had a slight chuckle at how autistic you are. Thanks OP.
This has reddit written all over it.
I've always imagined that there would be a gay porno version of this in which the hobbits are played by short twink boys who indulge in a orgy with the rest of the fellowship
even though I'm not gay I was disappointed when I couldn't find one
OP here. i have never even been on reddit so nice try.
Sauron - Hitler
Sarumen - Goebbels
Gothmog - Himmler
Nazgul - Gestapo
Nice try OP, that's what all redditors say to hide the fact that they're from reddit.
now those are some shitty names
This is perhaps THE worst thread i have ever seen in my ten years on Sup Forums.
I guess that's something
Gandalf - Cornelius
Gimli - Percival
Legolas - Isambard
Boromir - Quentin
Aragorn - Spencer
Pippin - Rupert
Merry - Clemence
Sam - Casimir
Frodo - Vincent
>No juden can kill me!
>But I am not a juden!
it's ok if you can't think of any cool names, user, no need to take it out on everyone else
Saruman is more like Italy
Are you trying to diggle my brandybucks?
Nah, that would be Nipponland.
Italy is Dunland.
My reasoning is Saruman was defeated first, then Sauron, then presumably his Haradrim and easterling allies camped out somewhere had to be finished with.
Though I suppose in terms of strength and competence Italy was more akin to Dunland.
Gandalf - Greybeard
Gimli - Gladis
Legolas - Thoreondol
Boromir - Mortimer
Aragorn - Richard
Pippin - Sally
Merry - Luke
Sam - Samuel
Frodo - Ace
>Gandalf - Garibaldi
>Gimli - Devito
>Legolas - Mother Mary
>Boromir - Bud
>Aragorn - Chad
>Pippin - Jock
>Merry - Merv
>Sam - T dog
>Frodo - Tyrone
That's retarded, never post here again.
>Merry - Merv
>Frodo - Ace
>Boromir - Dirge
brilliant
>Legolas - Mother Mary
why?
Gandalf - Lorenzo
Gimli - Shlomo (prefers pastrami instead of salted pork)
Legolas - Jamal
Boromir - Quentin Aragorn - Clemence Pippin - Philip
Merry - Merv Sam - Carlos
Frodo - Ace