Hi, I'm here for the record deal

>Hi, I'm here for the record deal

Who is the Harvey Weinstein of music?

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Dr. Luke

Ryan schreiber

Max Martin

*unzips dick*

jay-z

Good, now take your shirt off.

>not self releasing in the internet age

top kek

the only deal you sign nowadays are admin/distribution deals.

What if you aren't making electronic music and require instrumentation

I can't get over how small that guy's dick is

>What's that? Your music is largely about promoting nihilism and other materialistic aims while your public image is largely based on bragging about how much money you have and rubbing it in other peoples faces almost as if it were a psychological warfare trick to damage the psyche of the western thinking man
>Heres 15 million to get you started, we'll buy you the number one spot next week

Who is Cardi B?

eno

i dont think he actually did anything kesha just needs song topics

terry richardson

Weren't there rumors about David Geffen?

me

I'm pissed that I was born a man because I ended up getting abused a couple times as a kid when I was already on a path to being a sex addict anyway. Now I have no qualms about the possibility of giving sexual favors to advance my career in music/comedy but the problem is I'm an ugly fat dude. Maybe one day I'll have a run in with a gay executive or something.

this
how do i get myself noticed by the illuminati/deep state? i am soulless and willing to do anything for material success