>parents force me to go to a pub with them for new years eve
>explicitly say I don't want to go and that I'll just be awkward
>force me there
>sit there in silence playing with my fingers and drinking coke because I don't like alcohol
>father says I'm an embarrassment when we get home
Any kino recommendations for tonight Sup Forums? I need to cool off. I was thinking on watching Seven.
>
Your father is right
"No wonder I'm such a fucking embarrassment if this is the type of shit you make me do."
How in the fuck do you play fingers
JUST
Why do you care?
Fpbp
Seven is pretty much the last movie I would watch if I was trying to cool off. You need a comedy or an action movie. I'd say Hot Fuzz or Rush Hour 2
Where can I subscribe?
>white bois
HAHAHAAAHAH JUST
I feel bad for your father. His legacy on his earth is some worthless shithead who posts frog pictures on Sup Forums and bitches about his parents. I hope you aren't the only child.
The Great Santini
Why are you guys browsing Sup Forums on new years eve :^]
White are white low test males so awkward lmao
He brought his son to a pub on New Year's. He's likely as big a loser as his faggot son.
Because it's barely 2:30 pm and my plans don't start till night
It's 230 in the afternoon m8
Well, I would personally recommend Jingle All The Way for a Comfy Christmas Comedy.
CONFIRMED FOR BEING HERE WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 12
why are you so desperate to establish yourselves as normies on an anonymous imageboard
I told my father I'd be at a friends and sitting at home playing Rainbow Six Siege
Why would you willingly get drunk and lose all self restraint in front of people you don't know and can't trust? Shit makes no sense, why do normies enjoy it?
that's nice op that's real nice, but check mai waifu
Im not doing shit tonight. Im a 26 year old NEET. fuck people
>going to pub with mod and dad
JUST, lmao what kind of inbred rednecks do this?
whytbois lmao btfo
or he wishes the best for his son and is trying to get him out of the house and socializing.
or would you prefer the father just give up and never even try to help his son?
yea a rope to end your life.
you are an embarrassment.
>doesn't like getting comfy and making friends
Hahahaha
>why are you here?
>it's the afternoon
>WHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE TO BE A NORMIE RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>lose all self restraint
sounds like a personal problem. some people are not light weight and can keep their facilities.
OP butthurt
try to answer the question instead of constructing an elaborate straw man next time, redditor :^)
>tfw i was ten minutes late getting ready one year and when i reached the car my dad told me i'd ruined christmas for everyone
i think the problem ran deeper
enjoy your alcoholism, trip faggot. be sure to drive home after
Die Hard. True Christmas kino
>playing with my fingers
what the fuck OP
if you're genuinely autismal I am sorry for you. If you're just being a sperglord because you don't like mommy and daddy, please kys.
>trip faggot
gtfo you fucking newfag
me too
>calls people redditors
>trying this hard to fit in
>get drunk
>start coming onto all of my male friends
this is why I don't drink
Are you retarded?
>falling for bait this blatant
post IQ pics
>look I can green-text
>do I fit in yet? xDD
>I don't drink because I'm literally a fag
kill yourself
>going to some seedy pub on NYE
Pure degeneracy, why don't you spend it at home with your parents and relatives?
>mfw all those christmas stories about your awful families filled with alcoholics and backstabbing cunts that hate each other
Am I the only one with a normal family that gets along very well?
>i know u are but what am i??
>bait
that's probably an authentic newfag that literally thinks tripfag is just some generic le Sup Forums insult
though
that's just what he wants you to think
you fell for his trap
This is a solid recommendation.
Why are australians so disgusting?
>le trap meme
no way newfag
oi cunt
Drinking never ends well. That's all I know.
I will enjoy my drink.
>has never gotten drunk with a qt and had a rough fuck session
Try it breh
>he lost his virginity to an unknown slut
Enjoy the burning flames of hell.
that is why you wrap it up so you dont have to worry about burning or other problem later.
>Believing in hell
>he has to wrap it up and have terrible sex
condoms blow dude
>Tfw no dad
that's gay dude
know what blows even worse?
kids and other VD.
t. Jamal
>VD
what did he mean by this
not IQ but it'll have to do
venereal disease.
are you a virgin and stupid or something?
Why didnt you drink something like tequila or rum you can add coke to it, it tastes sweet and alcohol actually makes you more talkative, you can clearly feel when alcohol starts to kick in and you just stop drinking
>he fucks sluts instead of real girls
I feel bad for you