Is this fashionable in USA?

Is this fashionable in USA?
Why do Americans dress like this all the time?

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Because these are utilitarian articles of clothing, and they don't look particularly bad either.

Why do you need a knife if you have a gun, can't you just shoot whatever into slices

Maybe they need to use a knife to eat apples. They do that.

Why not just let an uzi loose on it and enjoy apple punch

>burgers
>touching apples even with a mile long stick

those knives are actually illegal in some states

Maybe they use the knife to cut their burgers?

We like apples.

What about katanas?

Wouldn't recommend it

Kek

They wear shitty cargo pants or bermuda shorts though.

Knives are useful for cutting open things. I use my leatherman for that all the time.

Pretty much this, I never understood the fact that hipsters will pay out the ass to buy designer brand skinny jeans and scarfs they wear in the damn summer. I would rather dress like this and use the money to afford a nice truck,house,boat,snowmobile,etc.

>lacking the freedom to duct tape a knife to your handgun
>not carrying a knife to pry enemy fire out of you

Humanity has gone top far

M8 I am sorry but if designer clothes are that expensive you wont be buying any of those soon

I dress like a Greek.

You save up money over time, if you aren't pissing away money on stupid shit every cheque it builds up pretty quick.

>arabs in charge of fashion

>literal autism
It's almost as if different people have different interests

>a nice truck,house,boat,snowmobile,etc
>he can't afford all of that as well as nice clothes

I think a lot of us worship some fantasy image of a white-working-class-hero. we don't realize that it just makes us look unfashionable.

this

youtube.com/watch?v=9A-aL49F0Jc

What?

America is slowly approaching GTA levels of realism

lol

GTA is based on America after all.

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anythings fashionable here you can wear what ever the fuck you want no one cares

It literally satirizes American culture

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The Jonathan Kent from Smallville starter pack

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Kek

>he can't go to the local thrift shop to buy some nice clothes that don't make you look like a college dropout who went into trades

Because it's cheap and they're durable

I don't wear a cap tho

I like how burgers dress.

>tfw this would be an improvement
i dress like a 14 year old haha

Many Americans idolize the simple, honest, slightly-religious, married-with-children, non-metropolitan, hard-working, beer-drinking, sports-watching tradesman. So we emulate the way that he dresses.

Interesting. But why does he dress like that in your minds?

Why euros hate so much how we dress?

How else would he dress?