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Alright Sup Forums

I want to see some dead chinese people in antic armors. Can you give me some good movie adaptation of the romance of the 3 kingdoms (or Qin unification wars)

Fuck you I liked it

>see chinese film about it
>cgi
>superhuman abilities

fer fuk sakes

was this any good?

> john woo
Why do you even ask ?

John who?

I think it's a good movie but it's a bit far fetch when Caocao pulls out two golden-plated guns and start shooting at Zhang Fei while doing backflips. We all know Zhang Fei wasn't part of the battle.

>implying Guan Yu didn't actually have superhuman abilities

Creepy like that painting in ghost busters.

The superhuman ability to lose Jingzhou without killing a single ennemy.

Watching War of the Three Kingdoms mini serie right now. It's alright so far.

Based Lu Meng.

Wu shall conquer all !

>pranks that went way too far.

Liu Bei is the leader we need
Caocao is the leader we deserve
Sun Quan is the leader we get...

>more shu dicksucking

best Three Kingdoms warrior coming through

I think you meant Han dicksucking

>liu bei
>leader we need
T. Guan Yu.

> Lost everything for a woman
> best

Liu Bei did nothing wrong

Is 2006 or 1996 better for Three Kingdoms?

Both are pretty good in ratings

HAHA.

2010.

Youre right. He did nothing at all.

I didn't see the 1996 ones but the 2010 was really good. Some parts get boring though.

You faggots will never know what is to really love a man. I mean his lord. Yeah, I meant to say his lord.

Who's that supposed to be ? I don't play children video games

>He did nothing at all
He only kicked asses and took names

>be posterboy for DW
>do nothing of value in history

>be Zhang Liao
>literally did the best general in real life

>His most notable victory was at Chang bang.

>Zhang Liao
> Lu Bu's buttboy
What are you even talking about ?

The man ran threw a million man army with A FUCKING CHILD IN HIS ARMS

>lu bus buttboy
>served the best warlord
>beat back an army of thousands with 800 men
>made Sun Quan scared for life
>ran back to save his own men as well
>get sick
>STILL fighting in battles
>Sun Quan STILL scared
You will never have as much MIGHT as Zhang Liao.

>>made Sun Quan scared for life
That's barely an achievement. Next time you'll tell me making Caocao running away is an heroic deed.

T. Zhang Fei. Go rape more babies.

>Go rape more babies.
Your insults are getting weaker and weaker Sun Quan

T. Jiang Wei. Get wrecked by Jin more shubaby.

T. Cao Bao

Yeah, how dare he take a women, marry her, stay faithful all his life and have four children with her who will all becomes important people in History ?

what?