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The fall of women edition

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friendly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

i have followed keenly every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

aside from being a statslord, i also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of of the ball, everything

i am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

there isn't a a single name of cricketer you can throw at me that i won't have some kind of opinion of, i am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as i do from any test match

i would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

slags

just caught myself calling my IDE (software development environment) a nigga! what am i like LMOA!!

anime

Send £50 for the original, goys

about to buy my first house at 22

oh don't worry, I live with my girlfriend, you can move in and pay my mortgage for me like a good little worm

if you have a retort for this post then please send it to my letting agent, I have better things to do than to speak to your kind

Stop being gay.

liam?

insult the animeright again and I'll get REALLY cross

do kids still sing songs like this in school? Or is it too offensive to muslims?
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amazing how leftists 100 years ago held rallies, tried to assassinate officials, constantly handed out pamphlets to try and get new members

these days their biggest weapon is mass reporting youtube channels they don't like

>walk out of Baby Driver early because le meme rythmic scenes
>still worth th 4 dollaroos for learning about this qt

Look at that bone structure ffs

Is there ANYTHING more putrid than the pitiful excuses for "men" who are into findom, absolutely disgusting.

pay up piggies

sue

bitcoin?

they have the state on their side

gonna go for a walk lads

Women will become obsolete by the end of this century. It is a journey that begins with artificial wombs, and ends with bespoke recombination of entire genomes.

ayo hold up

For a second there, I thought she had the hammer and sickle on her fingernails.
Thank god she doesn't. Don't want any more communists than we already have.

Got to admit lad, she does look like a child.

women are some genetic abnormality anyway they wont be missed

Wtf is this shit
Never make a new again and kys

same

>Toor reeb

Yeah. It's why I'm not entirely against feminism, women are just naturally accepting their fate into extinction. Feminine men are doing the same thing by becoming trannies.

time to start looking for a job again

this but men instead

Would you hate wimminz less if this was yours gratis?

Methinks the answer is 'yes'

You have no idea what is coming. We are doomed.

HIGHLY recommend going outside and getting some fresh air

The only real purpose of a woman is reproduction, a purpose that is quickly becoming less exclusive to them.

Humanity needs men for everything.

shan't

fairly certain it's men who are the mutants

I fear the population of Africa quadrupling more than global warming.

Did you get fired or you hate your job?

I'm in the latter

evening all

it's 37 degrees you cunt

girl started speaking to me while i was waiting for a train today but she was just of those really confident, hot girls and it unironically meant nothing, although my autism led me to believe it did for a moment

imagine being a virgin but to this extent

>*Approaches you*
>*watches your willy become turgid and feels the heat emanate from your melting heart*

why do all yankoid females sound literally identical

>I fear the population of Africa quadrupling more than global warming.
that problem with solve itself

how come?

Love Island's Gabby and Marcel subjected to vile racist abuse over relationship

finally found a job then the place went out of business two months later

think part of the reason they hired me is they knew they would close and were willing to just take anyone to fill in the interim

absoLUTE bollocks.
Niger's population was 4 million a decade ago.
Now it's 20 million.
In 10 years it's expected to be 40 million.

Nothing is mitigating this.
Ebola and HIV are irrelevant.

The collateral damage will be catastrophic.

nonce
Nah its 15C with a bit of drizzle

>brown eyes

D R O P P E D

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hired this thick paddy mark as we were moving premises and undersold him by pretending we were closing down
even made him pay for his own mop and bucket

It's boring, the budgets are tight if they even exist, I hate the field work when I do get some

Fug that's really shitty, at least you get comped by the state in the meantime

When your son comes to you really suffering

You don’t say you look very handsome today
You don’t say there’s sex hormones in your water
You don’t say I’m feeling bullish about Taiwan Semiconductor (TSMC)

When your sister comes to you at the very bottom of her life

You don’t say lose a few pounds
You don’t say humans share 98% of their DNA with bullfrogs
You don’t say jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams

When your best friend loses everything

You don’t say they found water on the moon
you don’t say hot Yoga opens the pores of the mind and body
you don’t say Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

What you do say is the one thing

that you know

is not true.

Don't worry when they all move to Europe they'll become rich and stop having babies

>at least 10 american accents
HOWLING

lads
do any of you hate leftists to the extent that you can't be friends with them?

I do.
Sad!

humans will wipe themselves out eventually

just relax

What is it?

little brain

big brain

tiny brain

>tfw too intelligent for Sup Forums

and they say women have it hard?

fucking HATE this like nothing else

also the thing where they end every sentence as though its a question? HATE IT
HATE YANKS

god damn im high

lads what other boards do you browse

/his/ and /lit/ here

what an annoying specimen

going to practice eugenics

the only real purpose of a human in today's society is work, which can broadly be replaced by robots. humans will be left doing human-interaction work, which women are a lot better at. women will therefore become more necessary than men because they are better at handling emotional roles than men or robots.

Doxxable info

I don’t look at women anymore
Nowhere
Not even in the street
I don’t cat call
I can’t see them at all
I don’t look at them:
What power could they have over me?

And what benefit is there
Really
to view them anywhere?

My great grandfather was born
In 1889, exactly one hundred years before me
His son died young –
And so my mother was raised by Victorians
And her Romantic values
Have passed unto me

I am always asked the question,
What should attract us to women?
Simply we can define them
As only the aspects which even
The greatest transvestites are unable to achieve.

The ladies I am walking by,
I know, always try their best to catch my eye
But, I’m certain, are always surprised:
I never fail to look
just a little to their side

How frustrating, I’m sure it is to be
Simply disregarded, wholly,
But if you have a poet’s heart like me
I’m sure that honestly you’ll see
It’s solely for my own protection
To be always of my own volition
And never let the thought
Of unnecessary acquaintance
Come to its fruition
For it cannot be so very healthy
To always dream of the possibility
Of meeting your ideal love
Or even if it were only temporary:
A budding love, or only butterflies
These are only to our detriment,
As they break our contentment,
With a passing glance in the street.

And we must be frank,
that longing for passing beauty
Is entirely unnecessary.
So I again must place the emphasis
That it’s better for both of us, assuredly,
No aspiration for mutual acquaintance
Should ever come to be

Only if you lot don't tighten up your borders.

leftypol

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Ok, resident rorkes...

Peep the pair of images on the third row; are you sincerely more attracted to the blue eyed slag on the left?

>the leftypol discord is here again

Paused a vid where a yank lass was talking and this other one segued right into it without a difference

no

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the virgin boards

Love doesn't exist.

>Ethiopia
Obo krellm? Obong waga beng? *waves arms above head*

Not going to happen and even if it did, we'd face a zerg rush that only force could ever hope to stop. And you see our current state of mind.

awful

I hate to break it to you, but *BUUUURRPPPP* what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

imagine using virgin as an insult if you yourself were a virgin

>>>/reddit/

have put my willy inside a vagina and thrust a few times before passing out due to drunkness, genuinely not a virgin now xxx

hate yanks simple as

*stops supporting the 'boks*

the virgins see themselves not as sadcases but as temporarily embarrassed chads

virgin is a state of mind

Did you finish?

Since the poster was American I'm just presuming he isn't in on the joke as usual

h-haha yeah

I hate my Mum. All she does is criticize me and my Dad. She's turned really nasty this past year. I think when I move out next year they will split up.

i am the egg man

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