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Le thin hair chin man edition

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Big, british cocks.

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friendly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

i have followed keenly every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

aside from being a statslord, i also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of of the ball, everything

i am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that i won't have some kind of opinion of, i am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as i do from any test match

i would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

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british people sound so stupid

Yanks are:
-smelly
-fat
-NOT welcome

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>navy blue ralph lauren button down with rolled up sleeves
>brown belt
>brown DW watch
>stone chinos
>brown desert boots

r8 the fit for the 'inder date lads

Owais Shah

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sue

don't care

it was a reaction to all the nogs and rapefugees in Germany apparently. probably got molested/harassed too many times

those two girls raised in the Nazi commune Louis Theroux met became hippies

the virgin outfit

Stop posting my image

anime

fantastic post

alt right women are just sluts

just laid a runt trap lads, be careful of what you post of you WILL be captured

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having a meat and potato pie for tea

Not even gay, but this is a cute guy

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ISIS making a huge counter-offensive east of Salamiyah city. 30+ SAA dead and many dead ISIS too.

ISIS has captured 6 checkpoints on the outskirts of Mufakar village and fully captured the oil mill area - fights are ongoing.

Reports now stating that SAA has recaptured some of the points, still very heavy fighting in this area though

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If you're against hugelkultur, you're against me

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NEED a falklands gf

rate the progression
moderate > normie conservative > white nationalist > ancap > nrx

would quite like to fuck brittany pettibone's face though

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wow what will it be next month?

hagelschlag

*runts*

the virgin political evolution

Hhhhmmm a bit knackered and it's miserable out but I told myself I'd go for a run (the first in years) tonight.

nowt wrong with capitalism

can buy what I desire

simple as

>unconscious > rorke > rorke > rorke > rorke

fixed

Nevermind, the wife is cuter

*enters thread*

Not big on candy desu
Swedish fish are my favorite
Mike n Ikes are also good especially the berry flavor box

Any aesthetics man in? Pls r8 eiza Gonzalez pls

love coronas

i like mike n ikes
didnt even know they were american

looks weird

*riles up the runts*

such a boring sequel

what's wrong with her face?

They might not be

absolute state of footy fans desu

Had a mate of mine acquire some ammonium chloride from the ice-cream factory
I can't wait to feast on it until my whole mouth is bleeding

too swarthy for me
not racist just like pale women

fuck off haraldur

manface/10

just ordered a couple cheeky sex toys

love this man

corona is part of the willy

>tfw 5'4 and built like a ammonium chloride producer

I checked and they are
the company also makes Goldenberg's Peanut Chews, Hot Tamales, Peeps, Teenee Beanee jelly beans, and Zours

kills me seeing pale beauties tan

gonna be sharing my new house with 3 other guys

Put one up for Shackle Me Not, clean logic procreation
I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent
While the triple sixers' lassos keep angels roped in the basement
I walk the block with a halo on a stick, poking your patience
Y'all catch a thirty second flash visual
Dirty cooperative med platoon
Bloom, head-trip split ridiculous
Fathom the splicing of first generation fuck-up
With trickle-down anti-hero smack (Kraken!)
I pace my game for zero hour completion cretin, splash
Duke of early retirement picket dream
American Nightmare hogging the screen
I'll hold the door open so you can stumble in
If you'd stop following me around the jungle gym
Now it's honor, and I spell it with the 'H' I stole from heritage
Merit crutched on the wretched refuse
From my teeming resonance
I promise, tempest tossed breed with a bleeding conscience
See, the creed accents responsive
But my spores divorced the wattage
And I'm sleeping now — wow! — yeah, the settlers laugh
You won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash
You won't be laughing when the buzzards drag your brother's flags to rags
You won't be laughing when your front lawn is spangled with epitaphs (You won't be laughing!)
Then I'll hang my boots to rest when I'm impressed
So I triple knot 'em and forgot 'em
His origami dream is beautiful
But man, those wings will never leave the ground
Without a feather and a lottery ticket, now settle down

*stops for a moment*

*closes eyes*

*tries to put himself in your shoes*

*imagines the shock you must be feeling*

gosh

this

>Goldenberg's

Hot tamales and zours are good but they're just different flavored Mike n Ikes

7'6 built like a sainsburys local

can't wait until my free range runts *cough* I mean australians wake up in 4/5 hours

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>look up girl I went to school with
>she looks 50 despite being 22

ah yes very impressive

you need to stop smoking blud

just watched the invitation

didnt realise it wasn't tom hardy playing the lead until literally half an hour in, looks just like him

Looks like a ftm tranny I once knew. She was fucking annoying.

BREAKING:

ISIS has conducted a two-man martyrdom operation targeting a gathering of SDF forces on the edges of Mashlab neighborhood towards the east of Raqqa.

Also, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Shia mosque attack in Herat, Afghanistan.

Official ISIS Statement:
>The inghimasiyyin 'Umayr 'Asim and Tayyib al-Khurasani - may Allah accept them- set out last night, armed with explosive vests, assault rifles, and hand grenades, and attacked the Rafidhi Mushrikin in the Jawwadiyyah Temple in the area of Bakr Abad in Herat. They massacred the filthy Rafidah, killing nearly 50 of them and wounding more than 80 others.

Meanwhile, the Taliban has denied any responsibility of this bombing. However, they claim to have shot down an American UH20 Black Hawk Helicopter in Nangahar Province, Afghanistan.

having some lager lads

*yawns loudly*

>looking up people you went to school with and seeing most of them have got kids and some married

Fills me with woe

Stop postin this guy please

ah, good evening /brit/! Time for your story.

Did I ever tell you about the one where I met a guy who was 7'6 and built like a sainsburys local?

what the hell am I meant to say to matches on tinder I have no idea

ey bby u wan sum fuk

ey gurl u want sum fuk

It's not that I don't go after white girls, it's just that they don't spend enough time to look attractive for me to want to approach them

Literally "Show me yours and I'll show you mine x"

how can we fix dutch cricket?

I looked up the fittest girl in school (who also bullied me a bit and was a horrible person) a couple of years ago and she's a single mother who smokes now

brilliant result

ey gurl- damm, beat me to it

SNAP

this was coordinated on the leftypol discord

want to try this. quite the proponent of mixed fruits koppaberg

Non-virgins are just jealous of my virginity

>look up guy who used to bully me
>wife had a miscarriage

HATE them

probably bullied her into it

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maybe.
i just made it up for (you)s
was never even bullied

hmm..

>look up the guy who used to bully me
>his life has worked out better than expected

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887

Offensive images have been displayed on a Cardiff city centre billboard, prompting a police investigation.

Swastikas and far-right images were displayed on the Queen Street screen on Tuesday night after a hacker gained control and selected what was shown.

Writing in an anonymous online post, the hacker claimed there was a security vulnerability with the screens.