Anyone else here going into 2017 still a virgin?

Anyone else here going into 2017 still a virgin?

me
any good movies about being a permavirgin?

23 yo here still a virgin.

You know it.

40 yr old virgin is a classic

Nope, quit (((porn))) and went out and Got laid Multiple times(22)

I went into 2016 a virgin and fucked three women and kissed a 4th and licked her pusy

22 yrs old

20 year old virgin here

No user, we all magically got pussy this day and you are the only left virgin special snowflake on this whole site.

>putting my dick into a stinky fishole will magically change my life

dumb virginposter

You don't even need to quit anything in order to get laid you spastic

turning 26 in three weeks, still a virgin

godspeed, fellow future wizards

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26
even the dream of finding a pure 18yo qt is beginning to sound creepy and pathetic

Lost my v-card this year. It can happen my bros, I was one of you once

its ok same here.

dude you are so close. just become a wizard

I'm 25 now, lost my virginity two years ago


Honestly, sex is ok, but I just like the companionship


Of course now Im sitting by myself on NYE

im not a virgin but the sex i've had in my life has been so bad i consider myself a virgin

I may as well be. I haven't had a sniff of decent quality cunt in fucking years,

Achieved wizard status this year, don't even care anymore -- stress at work has killed my libido

>allowing yourself to be manipulated by primeval biological urges

I have far more important things to do. Like Baneposting.

*tips plane*

If you really believe that you're an idiot

Too much porn and masturabte get will crush your testosterone levels making unwilling or unable to go find a mate to have sex with. That's the whole probelm with this generation is they whack off too much ch and think women are this big intimidating force that rules over men's lives. Stop being stepped on you cucks, go out and do something for yourselves make yourself attractive for women. And for Gods sake hide your fucking powerlessly, women are like normies: the species. They aren't like men and that's a good thing they're suppose to compliment you so you can give up this idea of finding a girl who likes B movies and cracking jokes all day and having sex anytime you want, it doesn't work that way. You need a girl who likes to cook and clean and raise kIds, and trust me they exist more than you think but they're not going to give it up for some sniveling beta who doesn't shower regularly and plays videogames 24/7

>implying Baneposting isn't the most primal of primal urges

>tfw got fucked by a tranny
>felt good bros

31 here

>tfw so dense a girl grabbed your dick 5 times before you got the hint

Last year I swear.

Yeah, a wizard...

>sex is ok
You need to have sex with lots of women to know what it is.
After loosing it at a young age to a hot-body D tit cock slut that was orgasm crazy and then dating her for my whole youth my mind was warped.

Later, fucking different girls I realized how my whole view could have been different if I fucked one of the other ones first. Some just lay there, some kinda lay there. Some need a vibrator and a hand to cum, some can't handle nipple sucking. Some need to stop RIGHT after they orgasm. The most recent one wants you to keep fucking until they go again.

>tfw lost your virginity at 17
it is truly a good feel, you're all missing out

>future

every one of your ancestors did it

Feeling it and then never feeling it again is worse than not having ever felt it at all.

go Brad or go home

you need to learn to take charge and stop being such a faggot

Yes and I'm not even ashamed

*tips flight plan*

Fortunately battle is the great redeemer.

26, turning 27 in a week, and SAME. Recently ordered a fleshlight online. It's over.

wizard here, i don't even care anymore

I'm doing fine. Just informing people that had moderate first experiences that there is a whole spectrum of sex. From forgettable to ruin-your-life good.

>will crush your test
lmao are you retarded the only thing porn might do to you is fick your sex drive up because you regularly get your fix from jacking off
it has nothing to do with test you mong
>inb4 stufy shows 7 days no fap test boost

tfw got an escort and it was a pleasant experience. former stripper

>tfw micropenis so I never even tried

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a week? try a month, and try excersing you fatass

i think all the ones in my area are fake adds (at least the genuinely appealing ones) because it's illegal here (or maybe not, I don't actually understand the law).

>make yourself attractive for women

You say "beta this beta that" and you proceed to spout the most inferior beta sentences there are.

What I would say is just try to figure out your true passion/interest and chase it till death, try to make it your daily job by any means. And if an adequate girl comes by in the process great, if not still great because you are living and doing what you truly love for the rest of your life.

Yes. I'm 24 and I have ways to go before I get anywhere. I'm not getting my hopes up with tinder being so popular either. I'm not saying all women want chad, but it is getting eerily close to that point. Men should stop fucking every women willing to have sex with them so that women will have to lower their high standards for men.
>user, you don't have Netflix?
Just the smallest things will be a deal breaker for the millions of shallow women. The ones with just a decent personality are even too hard to find.
That sucks, man. I hope it happens again What did sex feel like?

nope hired a hooker to come over at 11:30 figure we start having sex at 11:55 and I'll come at 11:59 and 55 seconds going into the new year right as I'm finished

Ah, I see your destined to be one of those old guys in the rest home who is apapletic with regret because you have no family to comfort you in your remaining years or to carry on your legacy -- you are a pathetic drag net on the economy and serve no purpose but to take up space

Just bite the bullet and call. You can just send them away if you don't like em.

before you know it you'll be thirty and it's too late for you. Tinder doesn't even show profiles for 16 year old girls anymore once you turn 18. It's all over. There's nothing left. All the good pussy was taken, all that's left is used up garbage.