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Dubs on grrm to kick off the new year

Bran is Ivar the Boneless

The Ironborn migrated from Asshai, then the capital of the Great Empire of the Dawn.

The Grey King was a greenseer and his men excavated the "sea dragon", a black meteorite that fell near the Iron Islands. They carved the Seastone Chair from it and they made "black weapons that drank the soul of their victim".

The Ironborn are descended from the Bloodstone Emperor's faction, who left after they were defeated. The Drowned God religion is descended from the Church of Starry Wisdom.

Euron Greyjoy is a descendant of the Bloodstone Emperor and he too hears the whispers of the sleeping god, and he will bring about a second Long Night like his predecessor.

Discuss

that image perfectly serves got up without the need to say anything more.

The Last chapter of the story will be thousands of years later. It's a POV of a Brandon Stark in his bed while his wet nurse tells him the story of the Second Age of Heroes and how noble heroes like "Aegon the Bastard", "Daenerys the mother of dragons", "Tyrion the Imp", "Brandon the Broken" saved the world from the second long night.

>Discuss
your mental health?

Will we see the Brotherhood next season?

Will Beric die for good?

yes and yes

I'm guessing you haven't read the World of Ice and Fire

Happy New Years, Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

I knew exactly what this was going to be and I still fell for it.

That thing where 2 autists got high as fuck and decided one of the great house of westeros descended from Kermit, Elmo and shit because they thought it was the most hilarious thing ever written?

Can't say I have.

This isnt a best boy friend

what game is this?

>game of thrones

Happy nre year faggots its been s pleasure shit posting with all of you. Heres to the future!

>Except for Robb, Robb was alright.

Robb was objectively the worst Stark

>Lose Winterfell because you didn't listen to Mommy warn you about Theon
>Lose your life because you betrothed yourself to someone and then bang a chick and try to save face.

Robb did nothing right.

what does "mind trick queen" even mean?

The other names all have some sort of clear meaning, but where the fuck does "mind trick" come from?

Who is Salty Cunt?

HOLY SHIT CHECK GRRM'S BLOG HE IS ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE TWOW!!!!!

Lady Stoneheart would be an unexpected and pleasing twist at this point

Friendly new year's reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

GRRM planned/wrote all of it. It's 100% canon.

/got/'s undisputed official soundtrack:

youtube.com/watch?v=TgiTB2NFvAM

Kermit, Elmo, and Grover Tully are all names George came up with. They were surprised too. They only wrote the info down, all of it was provided by George.

>he doesn't already have 1000 hours put into Warband
>the year of our Lord 2017

GRRM greenlighting something =/= canon.
See : Game of thrones the show.

>where the fuck does "mind trick" come from?
some pleb made the image but couldn't come up with anything for sansa

He either outlined or personally wrote every section

"Get a 1000:1 Kill/death ratio by butchering NPCs who never fucking stop coming, until your mouse break : The game".

People who fell for the Darth Sansa meme think that she's now Littlefinger's peer

And if he wrote or OK'ed Kermit/Elmo/Grover he might have OK'ed anything at all because it's obviously not a serious book.

Robb's betrothal was much more than that showfag

>tfw kinda want to start a new game just to kill Targaryen shits

Talisa's not a peasant.

I don't even know where those names are from and I've read most of the parts multiple times.

Happy New Years!
Sansan continues to be OTP into 2017 and beyond!

An Essossi outcast is as good as a peasant and vice versa (Jorah Mormont / Viserys and Daenerys)

>what does "mind trick queen" even mean?
>The other names all have some sort of clear meaning, but where the fuck does "mind trick" come from?

They wanted to include all Stark and didn't want to write "Ramsay's fucktoy" or "Stupid fucking cunt to blame for half the shit in Westeros".

They thought Sansa fans might like a positive label more even if it's whatever. Some people actually think sansa is smart.

That's D&D's best mind trick if anything, but tricking simpletons isn't very hard.

>mind trick
>MIND trick

how many kinds of tricks are there beside *mind* tricks? Ass tricks?

the only thing I can think of when I hear "mind trick" is "jedi mind trick"

No the persona you're answering to, but that still shows how new and a kid Robb still was, confirming what Tywin said, that he was a green boy. By the way, Tywin is the best character, who would have made everything better.

Skateboarding tricks, for one.

>how many kinds of tricks are there beside *mind* tricks? Ass tricks?
well after a few months with Ramsay, Sansa's probably good with that too.

She should really just be Trick queen.
Or Various bodypart tricks queen.

Why do you hate Bradamante so much? He's not an attention fag (except being a tripfag) and he's preety rational and not flaming at all.

Jaqen will assassinate Bran.
Arya will assassinate Littlefinger.
Cersei will have a stillbirth.
(f)Aegon will be introduced.
Benjen will an hero to save Jon.
Viserion will die and be resurrected as NK's mount.
Beric and Thoros will both die.
Dany will burn Randyll and Dickon Tarly.
the Hound will kill a wight polar bear.

can't wait for moralfag Tyrion next season who will tell everyone to make peace to make Westeros better, when he's the one who made everything shit by killing the only competent ruler around.

Only Sup Forumstards and Sup Forumstards hate him, he's preety cool and liked in our community.

>Jaqen will assassinate Bran.
I've heard the rest, but where did this come from?

brad OUT

>Jaqen will assassinate Bran.
>(f)Aegon will be introduced.
This garbage wasn't in the leaks

>(f)Aegon will be introduced.
Not a chance in hell.
D&D already have a targaryen and she's a badass womyn stronk.
Why introduce another targ, and a male at that?

WHAT ABOUT CLEGANEBOWL

azor lyanna

Cleganebowl is still cancelled. Have you not read the spoilers?

Qyburn is my grandfather and a good man.

Reminder that TWOW will never be published..

>Jaqen will assassinate Bran.
Jaqenposter 2017 reports: why would Jaqen assassinate Bran? Also if he's going to kill Bran, would he use his own face or willl it just be a random faceless men?

According to Preston, Jaqen and the other two prisoners Arya met were all faceless men headed north to kill Bloodraven. Who sent them is a mystery.

Friendly new year's reminder that S6 Jaqen H'ghar is the same Jaqen from S2.

Fuck Preston, he's lying.
Arya only met one faceless men named Jaqen H'ghar, the other 2 prisoners are not faceless men but criminals: Rorge and Biter.

>According to Preston

He never said Rorge and Biter are FM, just that they work with Jaqen.
The FM obviously have allies, just look at all the people that Arya stays with.

I hate him

I hate him

I hate him

I can take farfetched, but this is ridiculous.

All these black people, knowing things?

we post the desktop wallpaper worthy fanart

imgur.com/a/TOoN4

You know what, Jaqenguy, you're alright.

then why is he shit while S2 jaqen was based as fuck?

>we post the desktop wallpaper worthy fanart
>540x416
>it's also bran with the jewest possible jewnose

New year but it'll be the same old memes

>Re-watching GoT with parents
>Endless Grey Worm romance scenes
>Sneks soon

The quality drop really was astounding

is he the GOAT asoiaf character? Yes

When will this pleb general realise that it's not just purely about her looks that make frogfu /bestgirl/? It's her mannerisms and way of speaking (irl), coupled with her sincere personality and obvious intelligence that make her so alluring...

i like his jewnose

At the point in the story the show is at and knowing the leaks Aegon would take more from Jon than Dany. D&D are more obsessed with him than her at this point. Aegon never happening

this

would you a preggers frogfu?

well...you didn't really choose the best pic to prove my point but my answer would still be yes

she is still beautiful on the inside.

and a qt on the outside.

Knowing the leaks
Just look at this fucker
2017 will be HIS year to trigger normies

>"good, I'm going back to Pyke then"

what the fuck have D&D done to the Edge God?

>2017 will be HIS year to trigger normies
>just so a stronk womyn can kill him to appease then in the end

They kill off the women everyone hates and dont care about but the normie favorite stronk womyn will be around til the end

Seeing as he will avoid the war with the dead D&D might make him final boss when everyone gets home

>Ellaria dies
>Tyene dies
>Olenna dies with dignity by her own hand and taunting Jaime
>Euron keeps the chick who took his best ships and openly defied him alive

D&D aren't even trying to hide this feminist shit anymore

>umbrellas in GoT

Wow, this show really has jumped the shark. They just don't even care anymore. What's next? Cars? Automatic weapons?

>Euron keeps the chick who took his best ships and openly defied him alive

to be fair, he keeps her on a leash and walk her in the street like a fucking dog

Is there any leak about what happens to her next?
Because so far that's pretty good.
My dick doesn't have any objection.

>implying Theon won't assault Pyke to free and crown Yara

He walks her like a dog but she lives according to lads.

Her name's not amongst the ones who he says dies this season.

And no, there's nothing else about her after that.

>Euron bought 2 dogs after hearing about the dreadfort shit
>Theon laughs at him, Dogs, really? He slaugher them both then kills Euron with the other hand, then frees Asha.
>Asha is in awe about such bravery, fall to her knee and suck his dick (that has miraculously grown back between seasons or D&D forgot anyway).

bah. Still worth a fap.
Womyn are gonna win in the end anwyay, that or Jon Snu.

Might as well be happy for whatever we got.

First 2017 meme

JONSA

>east coasters

LOL disgusting

>best coast
>disgusting

kys

it's still 2016 retard

It's 2017 in best timezone of the continental US, which is all that matters

But that's forbidden love, and anti-feminist

>Dany will get the slave cities
>get dragons
>get Dothraki
>get Dorne, Iron Isle rebels and parts of the Reach on her side
>get North to bend the knee to her
>and get knocked up by Jon so Mirri's curse means nothing

What the fuck George?

>new year
>dead thread

RISE

You are named King and you must choose a new Hand of the King.

Challenge : has to be female, because progressiveness

Who do you pick?
Has to be alive at any point of ASOIAF, no lore.