You have ten seconds to explain why two consenting adults in love shouldn't be legally united

You have ten seconds to explain why two consenting adults in love shouldn't be legally united.

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whats wrong with gays? Fucking slide thread!

why does it have to be marriage?

sage

because im a closet homosexual and seeing 2 happy gay people together triggers me. I vote republican because i think i should have a say what goes in in other peoples bedrooms. It also doesnt help that my penis is very very small which makes me insecure. Im sure Trump will fix all of this.

legally united isn't the same as married
marriage is a religious practice, and government has no say on it in any way

also being "legally united" you're implying they should have the same rights as str8 couples, namely adoption.
as well as to not be "discriminated" in other ways, namely teaching kids about them, allowing them at events where they can discus with kids their sexual perversions, etc

also having them "legally united" only serves to steal their vote in elections, and promote their existence

there are many reason why it's bad to be gay in the first place, but as far as any legal documentation is concerned, those are my only problems

>Faggots
>In love
Did you learn everything you know about fags from the telebision?

Marriage is a made up festival like Black History Month and it means nothing for anyone. Only thing it does is give you tax breaks but it's a gamble.

compare these two comments

>love


what faggots do to each other is most definitely not Love. roast in hell abominable degenerates.

what are ya? fuckin gay?

This.

You fags can already get legally married, are you still thirsty for attention?

He won't fix shit, let alone win the presidency.

based slav

retarded leftist "humor"

They can, it's called a civil union.

If you couldnt tell my post was satire im embarrassed for you

all the more reason to have separation between church and state

what you're supporting is problem-reaction-solution

>1 post by this ID

saged and reported

I don't get why gays want to get married, seeing as how it's a religious practice
I think that Chile has the right idea, create a new institution in the Civil Union, give them the same rights, but keep marriage for straight couples

>hehe, ur gay if you say gays are bad, btw being gay is not bad but for forming muh strawman we have to assume it is, even though it isnt according to me...
>all bigots and nzis are gay hehe
>half the population is gay because I say so
>im silly
A FUCKING LEAFSEXUAL

I have no problems with them having a union. I do however, have problems with them using 'marriage'.

They aren't asking to be equal, they're asking to use their disgusting fetish to degenerate a sacred religious union.

>half the population is gay because I say so
did i even once in my post imply this? about 5% of men are homosexual. I did not say anything about numbers in my post. Are you just pretending to be retarded or does your 3rd world education prevent you from rational thinking.

>I don't get why gays want to get married
because politicians (and their allies in the media, etc) are making it into a big issue. to have people divided, and to have people voting based on stupid issues, as oppose to real things (obama being black, hillary being a woman, etc, they'll do a "first gay president" in our lifetime)

>implying all the people that can't stand homos/are republican are actually closet homos
>not accusing between 50 and 99% of the population of being gay
Pick one.

>because politicians (and their allies in the media, etc) are making it into a big issue.
false. Gays want to get married to recieve the same benifits straight couples do when they get married. How underage are you to not know about spousal rights and benefits? OH WAIT, 3rd world countries dont have that do they?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rights_and_responsibilities_of_marriages_in_the_United_States#Rights_and_benefits

Right to benefits while married:

Employment assistance and transitional services for spouses of members being separated from military service; continued commissary privileges
Per diem payment to spouse for federal civil service employees when relocating
Indian Health Service care for spouses of Native Americans (in some circumstances)
Sponsor husband/wife for immigration benefits

Larger benefits under some programs if married, including:

Veteran's disability
Supplemental Security Income
Disability payments for federal employees
Medicaid
Property tax exemption for homes of totally disabled veterans
Income tax deductions, credits, rates exemption, and estimates
Wages of an employee working for one's spouse are exempt from federal unemployment tax[3]

Joint and family-related rights:

Joint filing of bankruptcy permitted
Joint parenting rights, such as access to children's school records
Family visitation rights for the spouse and non-biological children, such as to visit a spouse in a hospital or prison
Next-of-kin status for emergency medical decisions or filing wrongful death claims
Custodial rights to children, shared property, child support, and alimony after divorce
Domestic violence intervention
Access to "family only" services, such as reduced rate memberships to clubs & organizations or residency in certain neighborhoods

Your future Islamic overlords say it is haram, faggot.

>50 and 99% of the population of being gay
most people dont hate homos outside of 3rd would countries. Sorry you have to live in one

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Preferential hiring for spouses of veterans in government jobs
Tax-free transfer of property between spouses (including on death) and exemption from "due-on-sale" clauses.
Special consideration to spouses of citizens and resident aliens
Threats against spouses of various federal employees is a federal crime
Right to continue living on land purchased from spouse by National Park Service when easement granted to spouse
Court notice of probate proceedings
Domestic violence protection orders
Existing homestead lease continuation of rights
Regulation of condominium sales to owner-occupants exemption
Funeral and bereavement leave
Joint adoption and foster care
Joint tax filing
Insurance licenses, coverage, eligibility, and benefits organization of mutual benefits society
Legal status with stepchildren
Making spousal medical decisions
Spousal non-resident tuition deferential waiver

Permission to make funeral arrangements for a deceased spouse, including burial or cremation
Right of survivorship of custodial trust
Right to change surname upon marriage
Right to enter into prenuptial agreement
Right to inheritance of property
Spousal privilege in court cases (the marital confidences privilege and the spousal testimonial privilege)
For those divorced or widowed, the right to many of ex- or late spouse's benefits, including:

Social Security pension
Veteran's pensions, indemnity compensation for service-connected deaths, medical care, and nursing home care, right to burial in veterans' cemeteries, educational assistance, and housing
survivor benefits for federal employees
Survivor benefits for spouses of longshoremen, harbor workers, railroad workers
Additional benefits to spouses of coal miners who die of black lung disease
$100,000 to spouse of any public safety officer killed in the line of duty
Continuation of employer-sponsored health benefits
Renewal and termination rights to spouse's copyrights on death of spouse
Continued water rights of spouse in some circumstances
Payment of wages and workers compensation benefits after worker death
Making, revoking, and objecting to post-mortem anatomical gifts

Is this bait? no religion created "marriage"

fags are degenerated and should be gased

>most people dont hate homos outside of 3rd would countries. Sorry you have to live in one
Whatever floats your homo boat, leaf. That's why being gay was pretty much a taboo in the west 20 years ago.

There are none, which is exactly why incest should be legal.

>legally
sure
>religiously
fuck off

>20 years ago.
20 years ago is not right now. Sorry.
Also i like how you have no reply for the spousal rights and benifits. Its obvious you had no idea about them ;)
the only problem with incest is inbreeding. Homosexual incest between 2 consenting adults is ok, but srsly fuck inbreeding and incest babies

because government shouldn't have anything to do with marriage.

And you have ten seconds to explain why the government feels like it needs to involve itself with a religious institution like marriage.

The point of having tax deductions for marriage is to incentivize healthy families. Gays can't have kids, so letting them file their taxes jointly defeats the point.

That being said, since so many straight couples aren't having kids, we should drop the tax benefits for marriage and switch to having tax benefits for kids (but only for parents with above-average IQ). If that were the case, I wouldn't care if gays could marry.

There isn't just stop talking to me about all the time, I don't care if you like it up the ass, stop having pride parades too, you're not special anymore

Sincerely, Faggot-Kun to all other faggots.

Marriage was, is, and will be a legal institution. The fact that the Church misappropriated it never once made it so the couple didn't also have to go to the court house and register the legal union.

Get educated.

Because it's fucking gay.

Why does anyone care?

because its haram according to Old Testament

why do homos even want to get married? marriage is basically slavery. i guess if fags want to get divorce raped too it's up to them

t. Xi Ling "Tranny" PoNa

Who cares what kind of private legal arrangement a couple of people make?

As long as citizens aren't forced to recognize it as something of potential value to society.

>20 years ago
Yeah, all the people living in 1996 are now dead/reeducated/completely changed their opinion

>spousal rights and benifits
Those are for non-mentally and reproductively handicapped couples, who could actually leave something in the gene pool after they rot away.

>why do homos even want to get married?
see

see

>Those are for non-mentally and reproductively handicapped couple
sorry but you dont get to decide who gets and who doesn't apply for spousal benefits. Does it trigger you to know that?

Don't fucking care OP.

Why does ANYBODY want to get married?

do i really need to answer this for the 3rd time?

I too wish to know this.

>Church spends hundreds of years killing, persecuting and denouncing homosexuality

>Gays actually want to unify under this institute

Who is the guy with the ear piercing, he's way too handsome to be dating the other guy with the awful smile.

>""""adults""""

It is absurd to push benefits argument through reproduction, as there are infertile couples, or couples who don't make kids ,yet still beneft from the marriage tax cuts etc.

If anything change the benefits to only enacted when they make children, and remove all advantages of marriage

Folk who are against gay marriage by "becuz they cannot into children and get benefits" logic are silent against infertile or childless heterosexual couples.

Society has zero interest in "legally uniting" faggots. Nothing beneficial for society comes out of poop dick-marriage.

Because we need to incentivize traditional marriage for the maintenance and betterment of society.

right, i'm sure it wasn't political parties that passed those laws

what was i thinking

youtu.be/HKTeSR-Oz9o

ok I just noticed your explanation. marriage almost starts making sense to me

If it's a legal institution than why does the same concept exist in cultures that are so far-removed from modern legal codes? Did Solomon and Ghengis have to "register" all of their concubines?

And why isn't it a more common practice to just marry someone legally for the benefits and then have nothing to do with them after?

The end to sex and marriage is creating a family unit.

>muh infertile straights!

They by design can have children even if they can't have children in practice.

I don't have anything against gays (unless you're a faggot)
But marriage is for the straight.

yes there's benefits that come with marriage. who gives a fuck, you only listed them out because you think a wall of privileges helps your sentimental case. people go their entire lives without being married and they don't end up on the streets. they're just benefits intended to alleviate the labor of raising a child.

no one should be "legally united"
government has no business regulating the relationships of people

>I don't get why gays want to get married
because they want to larp as normal healthy people

T.A leaf

>they're just benefits intended to alleviate the labor of raising a child.
over 60% of them have nothing to do with children. Did you even look at them?

They are intended to make it easier for people who want to spend their lives together to have access to things the other person has, like hospital visitation rights and such.

You have 10 seconds to explain why gays need a social contract based on giving birth

You have ten seconds to Define adult

Romans 1

You have ten seconds to justify legal union between any two adults without using religion.

>a social contract based on giving birth
then why is giving birth not a requirement in ANY marriage institution?

>samefags

They are so fucking narcissistic. I'm not asking for race mixing, but for fuck sakes why do fags always look for people who look exactly like themselves. It just makes them even more disgusting and creepy.

Maybe it should:)

>two people who love eachother but cant have babies because 1 person is sterile shouldnt be able to get married
This is why no one will ever love you

>If anything change the benefits to only enacted when they make children, and remove all advantages of marriage
Sounds pretty fair. What are you implying?


>Does it trigger you to know that?
Not really, I'm not affected by this one bit. But with white birth rates way below replacement rate, you will be soon.

How does this bait ALWAYS work.

>over 60% of them have nothing to do with children.
>spend their lives together
Any benefit at all help in raising a child. It doesn't matter if it says that they are specifically for raising a child or not. A single parent home is not optimal for raising a child.

I'm sure you have heard the argument that these benefits are for investing in a child's future and whatever but if you are still arguing like this you have not really connected all the dots.

>I'm not affected by this one bit.
the amount of posts you've made ITT says otherwise. Id say gay marriage bothers you a LOT.
> But with white birth rates
FOUND THE SANDNIGGER. fucking disgusting why even post?

You subhuman baboon.
You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about human affairs again you antiquated farm equipment. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. Your crude makeup isn't fooling anyone.

>over 60% of them have nothing to do with children.
>spend their lives together
Any benefit at all help in raising a child. It doesn't matter if it says that they are specifically for raising a child or not. A single parent home is not optimal for raising a child. I'm sure you have heard the argument that these benefits are for investing in a child's future and whatever but if you are still arguing like this you have not really connected all the dots.

So what marriage should be to have families and raise a family

So what

>literally samefagging
didnt read
speak english i dont speak nigger

Sup Forums was fucking up

I tried to post like 10 times

But op, gay marriage exists now. What rock have u been under .

For you user :^)

Maine ya gots ta gibs me dat

Because gays getting married means that gays aren't having children either. Thus the gay gene dies out. We need them right now to help stop the white genocide.

It is haram

He's not a very good fag

>Good
>Fag
Pick one ;)

>then why is giving birth not a requirement in ANY marriage institution?
it was an a priori thing before the pill
marriage=fucking=having children
the pill was a YUGE gamechanger and basically fucked verything up imo

Because they're faggots

t. chocolate bar

>Fag
I picked that one cause they're alright :^)))))

the amount of posts you've made ITT says otherwise. Id say gay marriage bothers you a LOT.
Like, 6 one-liners, wow so many. I'm so bothered I took like 2 minutes to write several showrt posts, wow. Meanwhile you spammed half the thread.

FOUND THE SANDNIGGER.
Whatever, leaf, I'm sure Hassan will go easy on the ass this time. Also, nice reddit pasta.

immoral, degenerate, unethical and its just plain wrong. its against nature and god and science and everything in general.
gays btfo

ARS4GAYBARS WE NEED MORE ORALLANDOS

Why do you like tuna flaps? Oops thats right you secretly love the dick but don't got the balls to say shit

Romans 1

Ya need to Repent