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Can't dodge the Rodge edition

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>The point of the law is to stop children being able to view porn

but the law currently requires routers to have adult content controls on them by default

why bother making a new thread if you're just going to post dross like this
>le elliot roger wooewwee XDD epic
stale and irrelevant
fuck off and try again

Absolutely do not want to see the queen die any time soon. That will be a very sad day and the end of the true monarchy.
However it will be interested to watch the country fall apart for a few days

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/r/incels is down
fuck sake now where will i go to find solace

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t. passmong

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toilet bog fart

i cannot believe those of you who voted tory.

we're all going down because of you. we'll need id and credit cards to post on le chan. and vpns have been blocked without getting a Sup Forums account (which requires bank account details).

its game over lads. if you make a single edgy post, that will be it. you'll be put in a gaol for 6 months and you'll have to tell every employer you have a criminal record.

Cannot imagine how much trouble you'd get into for a post like OP's which could be construed as glorifying a murderer, but i guess we'll all find out.

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ah yes, I get off the train at my local station and the only other people getting off were two sheboons with combined 7 niglets ranging from ages 1-5 years old and some nigger teenagers who were arguing with a paki.

literally 5 years ago my area used to be 90% white and now its majority non-white. In the same period knife crime has literally risen by 900% and the local newly elected Labour councilor blamed it on video games. There is no doubt in my mind that niggers are vermin and borderline subhuman, and anyone who disagrees hasn't lived around them for long enough

If i start a patreon for donations to leave this shithole will /brit/ fund it?

literally gonna stop drinking now, dont want the emotional hangover tomorrow as it will only result in a ~3 day bender

right but they want to appear even tougher.
god forbid 14 years old have a wank

>mummy may will literally kill /brit/ and reddit in 3 months
Hmm. This may be a net benefit on my life

not here
fuck off
>>>/eirefeel/

t. 16 year old fuming that he has to pay for uni

Who else here /white elliot rodger/

I'M SORRY

Working with a cute, saucy redhead rn. Small, supple ass and her shorts always ride up.
Suffering

out RAGEOUS tune
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nowt to do with that. i don't like mummy may's internet crusade.

(secretly it's just so the government has more control)

what area is this?

sue

>you'll live to see /brit/ become entirely JFs

business idea: you're not allowed to make policies on things you're not well-versed in

Honestly can't think of how life would be without the Queen
I mean, we've already lost so much, and then we'd be losing Australia as well, probably Canada, and I don't doubt that her death would make Scottish independence come very quickly indeed - unless she died there. We'd be down to just a couple of little islands and bases around the world, christ.
Makes me feel a little ill just to contemplate it, really.

This post seems to be very popular.

easy

Somewhere in the south probably.

EXCELLENT post

>you will need to give credit card details to post on Sup Forums
>racist posts are literally a crime
rorkes blown the absolute fuck out. enjoy rotting in your jail cells

Great idea. Fetch me the rapists to design our rape laws and IRA to design the terrorism laws. Ah yes

zaha is ivorian in footballing terms sweetie, doesn't count

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>losing australia as well, probably Canada

what do you mean? we've already lost them, they are independent countries? If a Canadian wants to live in the UK he has to get in the same queue as the pajeets, filipinos and malinese people.

>life woudl be without the Queen
face it, your life would not be at all different you muppet. she has no bearing on your day to day affairs.

replace him with tom davies then

kill all viggers
not a racist term technically, but we still understand each other

Is there no money to upgrade on the keeper? Even Hart will play more

no you wont

I think a rapist knows a thing or two about what causes people to be raped
same for a terrorist

>he doesn't have wilshere, sturridge and welbeck in his fantasy team

hart is shit

These posts all constitute crimes which carry potential prison sentences.

LOL

>tom heaton isn't burnley's first choice keeper

>ramsey

Canadians are still technically subjects of Britannia. Their soldiers must swear an oath to the Queen

this isn't 2013

>not here
>fuck off
That's what the rest of us feel about /brit/. Take your own advice, cunt.

I reckon that you could probably get rid of all laws and replace them with a single "don't be a cunt" law
would probably improve society quite a bit

the yank said british

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Well, they wouldn't be under the royal family. Australia wants out even with the Queen in power, and Canada seems like they'd want to fuck off early as possible too. All we have left is the monarchy that rules in only the most ceremonial of ways, but it's something to cling onto to try and keep from thinking about how little we have left.
And I don't know. The government certainly isn't a stabilizing force, in this country or any others. The only thing really keeping any sense of national unity is the royal family, at least from where I see it.

>he's never heard of cryptocurrency

Quite embarrassing when a normoid deano tries to work out how the internet works

my stomach feels awful

quality player

How do I get a job without any experience lads?

fuck off phimo this isn't your virgin safespace
the real lads are talking here, shoo

Probs all the cum you've guzzled

Can't wait until Marcus Hausen is apprehended.

what would the IRA know about terrorism? should be the british army if you need consulting on terrorising people

Hate muslims

deano my son

The only thing really keeping any sense of national unity is the royal family, at least from where I see it.

get some experience and then apply

you do a shit job that doesn't require experience first (ie: fast food, warehousing, call centre work)

lie

what part of your day do you take most pleasure in lads
the only thing I really enjoy these days is lifting weights in the morning

simple as!!!! :D

love pints
love drugs

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England's Brave Wheelchair Team

cooking food
eating food
having a big dump

Cinge

>love drugs
bit vague
could just mean you like a coffee in the morning

Nobody cares about the royal family rorke they're literally just bizarro Germans who happened to be born at the right time

reading books

this is what the jews have done to us

love psychedelics and methylenedioxymethamphetamines

electric wind godfist

be charismatic, tall, muscular and handsome.

>Cinge

commuting to and from school in one of these

sit and read literary theory

good lad

0/4

>blaming the jews

hello brainlet

going insane from lack of intimacy

have you tried being more attractive

took methylenedioxymethamphetamines on the weekend at a local festival, saw a couple of lads from school laughing at me then went to the toilets and i looked completely fucked. eyes barely open and mouth clamped shut in a very aggressive teeth clenching movement.

very embarrassing, and shant be showing my face round these parts for a while now.

not had sex in a year and reckon there's a ~40% chance i ever will again

iktfb

i will hit you

Teach me how.

>absolving them of blame
hello shlomo

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>>blaming the jews

>hello brainlet