One will defend you, others will try to kill you

One will defend you, others will try to kill you

Go

Bettynho

We will bathe in the sopa of our enemies

The """""""Iberian""""""" man is a CHI my dude

Definitely UMA

el peruANO

Fuck off fran

im gonna pick me because i am me and i know my fists very well also i have very big cock

U M A

M

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No matter where you hide Sminem will find you anywhere thanks to his sonar powers.

bettyno, all the macaco protein will make him strong, second is el peruANO, you just know he has some cool fighting abiltiies

Obviously the eternal CHIcano

Pros:

>expert in la verdadera destreza
>his pure bloodline provides him with genetic advantages against moors and amerindians (el peruANO is his nemesis)
>could stop a charging bull with his bare hands
>he can summon St. James, the moorslayer himself by shouting "Santiago y cierra, España!"

Cons:

>Haplogroups scare him
>Can't grow a proper beard
>Probably a virgin

Naive fools, you'll end up in sopa after he run out of food. I'd choose Iberian man. Our chances to not end up in sopa are bigger if we cooperate.

The Kekistani probably has a safe full of dusty guns that he would let me use.

peruANO, cant wrong with pure blood Aryan warrior

I'm gonna pick Pekka, no doubt. seriously look at the guy, he looks like he could crush your skull with one hand, an absolute beast.

...

My eyes

agreed

what did he mean by this?

Bettynho.

We'll make some SOPA DE HOMO-SAPIENS.

russia should be makeev

No, Mexico.

i know finns are good at stabbing so i pick him

BAM

wild card

not so fast

el peruANO

0n not Peruvian, he is Colombian
You can see negroid features in him, not incan/aryan

replace the japanese kid with ikibey

Needs a Theron pic

Ara ara, since when Perú become this popular?

Finland definitely looks like he's killed a dude before so I'll pick him.

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

wtf happen to Dewey?

-Fujimoris bow to el peruANO
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls Perú with an iron but fair fist
-Owns stables & agrarian settlements globally
-Direct descendant of the Inca blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Cuzcograd will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be el peruANO babies
-Is said to have 65+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in the Bolivian Plateau & American educational institutions
-Ancient Incan scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
-He owns potato farms around the world
-You likely have peruANObots inside you right now
-el peruANO is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of la Pachamama to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antisuyo in history literally a few days later to elPeruANO bunker in Andes land?
-He learned fluent Quechua in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the elperuANO. There's no gold in Habsburg coffers, only elperuANO coffers
-elperuANO is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he's a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

You should have added numbers to be rolled

And Caxias has an alternative custom to BR flag

Euskal Herria
or maybe Euskara?
but wtf is Euskera?

Not sure if newfag or...

now the opposite version?

Bettynho has it in the bag.

Fuck this I choose Tim of England

SOPA

i will obviously choose my iberian brother

jajajajajajajaa

>euskera herria
lel, didnt know there were basque muh heritage in the states

I chose you Bettynho

> implying he isn't just a random LARPing mexican

He can't even spell in basque.

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SMINEM in attack position

at this point, i dont even know anymroe

You have chosen, wisely.