Listening to album

>listening to album
>right ear starts to hurt

>listening to album
>penis starts to get hard

>listening to album
>it's actually a record

>listening to microtonal noise album
>right testicle descends to kneecap from the frequency
i don't know how or why it does this but it's replicable

>listening to album

>listening to a record
>it's actually a cut

i know right. i may have permanent ear damage and i feel sick my head hurts

>listening to album
>it ends

>listening to an album
>realises halfway through a boring track that it’s 30 minutes long

>listening to album
>singer unexpectedly decides to scream and add more instruments, thus causing the volume to turn 5 times louder

You fell for the stereo meme

Just a friendly reminder that title tracks in albums of the same name are not actual songs. They're just mirrored interpretations of the artist's original vision interspersed in pseudo-music. They should not be considered songs, but as the heart, or aspect, of the artist's message. It's the treasure chest that reveals the pendants of the album.

>title tracks in albums of the same name

>press play
>album started forty five minutes ago
>spill milk on keyboard
>my gaming chair explodes
>become god
who is she mu?

>never listen to anything
>get tinnitus anyway

Why does God hate me?

underrated

>listen to song
>song is my favorite song now
>songed

this is not how dynamic range in modern masters works

>listening to japanese album
>banging my head and I don't even know what it's saying.

It can also he caused by stress and lack of sleep.

>listen to song
>it's pop punk

:(

not him btw

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lol whoever mixed and mastered that shit fucked up

>listen to song
>majority of drums are heavily panned to one ear

>listen to song
>drum solo pans from one ear to the other

>listen to song
>it's dare

THOSE SHEETS ARE TURNING

This but its also a song

EEETS COOMIN UP

>album reminds me of another album i like
>spend the rest of the album anxiously waiting for it to finish so i can listen to the other one

ISS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>listening to album I haven't heard before
>I like it

This happened to me last night except it was my left ear.