Listening to album

[Jaxon Davis]

>listening to album
>right ear starts to hurt

[Alexander Clark]

>listening to album
>penis starts to get hard

[Jeremiah Watson]

>listening to album
>it's actually a record

[Angel Young]

>listening to microtonal noise album
>right testicle descends to kneecap from the frequency
i don't know how or why it does this but it's replicable

[Wyatt Torres]

>listening to album

[Ryan Jenkins]

>listening to a record
>it's actually a cut

[Tyler Thompson]

i know right. i may have permanent ear damage and i feel sick my head hurts

[Mason Nelson]

>listening to album
>it ends

[Liam Bennett]

>listening to an album
>realises halfway through a boring track that it’s 30 minutes long

[Xavier Carter]

>listening to album
>singer unexpectedly decides to scream and add more instruments, thus causing the volume to turn 5 times louder