Dodgers Vs Brewers Game Thread

Lazy Sunday edition

Lineups:

Dodgers
CF-Chris "CT3" Taylor
SS-Corey "Seager" Seager
3B-Justin "RedTurn2" Turner
LF-Curtis "Grandyman" Granderson
C-Yasmani "YRG Jr" Grandal
1B-Adrian "El Titan" Gonzales
2B-Logan "Logie Bear" Forsythe
RF- Enrique "Kike" Hernandez
P-Yu "Yu-San" Darvish

Brewers
2B-Eric "Nerd Power" Sogard
LF-Hernan "Pan Blanco" Perez
1B-Neil "Walkie" Walker
3B-Travis "Mayor DDC" Shaw
RF-Domingo "Showmingo" Santana
C-Stephen "I Believe" Vogt
CF-Keon "Fla Boy" Broxton
SS-Orlando "El Nino" Arica
P-Jimmy "Big Sweat" Nelson

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puig gold glove when?

everyone still sleeping in?

where's bingobro?

>Darvish
god fucking dammit

lol dodgers gonna lose their first series since july

>Seager got beleaguered

we losers now

Go broors!

personally, i blame adrian
his return has caused a decrease in offense which is nothing new

Who /DodgerBlue/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q-kDhiBg950

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whats the most cringiest sportsnet commercial?

her body is ready

for what?

I bet she sucks a mean dick

>I bet she sucks a mean dick

what about a friendly one?

probably liver disease

>this piss poor offense

game over
gg brewers

Woohoo!

Why did the Dodgers want this piece of shit again?

The Dodgers look like they want out of round 1 in post season.

I swear to god this team needs a complete rebuild. None of these chumps look elite and aren't worth the money they are getting paid.

tfw wasted trade

They never should have gotten him after he gave up 10 runs in that one game. He is just another crappy cheap pitcher the front office gets a hardon over because of stats.

why can't I hold all these baserunners?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH DODGERS HAVE BEEN STOPPED!

>DOYLELS
>darvkek

Send this clown back down to triple a holy shit he's terrible.

I'll take the one. Shaw is slow as molasses...

inb4 brewers no hitter

LGTSS:

>SHAW

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>this is what the dodgers will spend money on

>inb4 10 game losing streak

Nelson will give up a two run hr in the eighth to end the bid

And the Dodgers will still be the #1 seed in the playoffs

At this point they can lose every single game and they'll still be the favorites in the playoffs. Idiot.

>bullpen hitters
by then it'll be too late
11-2 brewers

And if they keep playing like this they won't see round 2, dumbass.

You think momentum carries into the playoffs? Stupid.

Obviously since the dodgers can't seem to win one.

Are you retarded? You really think a team on a losing streak entering the playoffs is going to feel super confident?

brewers had momentum before they games and withered out

you obviously don't know shit , another example would be cubs slowing down last year

Larger sample size should give them confidence.

A 63-73 run is more indicative than a small losing streak heading into the playoffs.

this lineup is garbage
maybe that nigger roberts should, idk, switch it up a bit?

Well since you have been wrong the last 5 years we should all listen to you right?

Bellinger can't come back fast enough. Offense looks like complete dog shit without him

>doyer intellectuals

you're arguing with mexicans
its like arguing with a tard

uh yea it does. Just ask the 2016 LA Kings, I know it's a different sport but it still gets the point across

BREWERS GONNA NO HIT THE DOYERS

again trying to ignore the facts aren't going to help you

from 2012
Tigers came in hot , stayed hot in the post season , lost the WS
2013
cardinals come in the post season dangerous , slugging and launching shit everywhere
come to the post season and get dropped back to reality until they go against the dodgers and continue being themselves then fall back to earth against against the sox
2014
royals stayed hot all throughout the end of the season , go to the post season being gifted a game in the WC and proceed to demolish the rest of the competition only to lose close games to the giants
2015
Mets slugged their way to the division title and moreso in the post season , smashed in the WS
2016
Cubs slow down and indians get hotter , smash the post season in the ALDS and CS , choke in the WS

My point is coming in with momentum does not mean shit and it never did

many players agree that it is more important to get work in , stay healthy than bust your ass for near meaningless games

Brewers added that fat fuck CC for momentum and were smashed like dogs

>Smashed like dogs
I was at the last game, it hurt...

if repeats, dodgers lose 10 in a row

Fucking kike

enough playing around if I get repeating digits the dogers will win

>doyers can accept its over

>when maeda looks better than darvish

american women drink a lot

Yu-san?
more like Yu-suck

>Baez

>Baez

Fucking dodgers. They would be a team that loses a start where a pitcher practically throws a no hitter / perfect game and then turn around and get no hit themselves less than a week later

>Orel going on about chickens

why did you have to leave us, Scully?!?

thoughts on making good guacamole?

member in 15 when they got no hit twice in like 10 days

joe was talking about one of the coaches from the brewers having a nickname "the chicken" because his daughter made a joke about chickens and baseball players and midnight , she died of brain cancer. He would win a WS in 1997 when the game winning run was scored at midnight

No onions friend

based utley

>one of the coach's
Its counsell you casual he was the one who scored that run at midnight

Fuck you dodgers, I wanted some history...

>first hit
>shit taylor up to bat

yeah im going to give a shit about players and coaches outside my division

damn, haven't seen a run in ages

CAN'T BELEAGUER THE SEAGER!

>yeah im going to give a shit about players and coaches outside my division
Confirmed casual

DUH SUN TOO BRIGHT

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that was a pity error

What a fucking baby...

>he played for the dodgers for one year so everyone in LA knows him

>Broors

Lol Brewers trying to give the game to the dodgers. Also how is Turner still batting third. Jesus fuck all he does is pop up

REDBEARD

>in my division
Played a majority of his career in your division including a season for youre team kek

>cingrani

and no one cares
his best season was with the dbacks in 2000 yet I promise you without google searching you walk up to any dodger fan they'll either say brewers manager or who and in this case I say literally who?

>adrian out of the game
there is a god

>Cingrani

reminder that this man, in addition to being postseason poison, got cody bellinger hurt by not having the decency to stay injured and displacing him at 1st base

also, rumor has it he goes around telling players they don't paid enough for their talents and to intentionally underperform

why does grandal have a job?

Dodgers love shitty jap pitchers

dodgers just love shit in general
also repeats confirms they lose

based latino POC

tfw the whites are the most productive members on the team

>Watson

travis shaw's father's nama jeff

shaw nuff

so when is taylor getting DFA'd?