Round 2: meme magic on the attack

Shit is lit on the fb page is on fire

Report in on businesses bashing trump.

>only a right-wing racist like me would
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN

Wow, that owner is a racist? I'm going to give him a bad review, people should be warned of that!

Some kid is posting on there about his coffee or something while a girl who I guess knows the owner is going full suicide watch. Check it out.

top qek if true

Waiting on the new list of casualties at the hand of God who spoke against Trump.

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Trump will have the entire Fbi and Cia cleaned out along with Clinton's criminal history

Pepe was a vehicle for the prophecy at the inception days of Sup Forums. It all makes sense now.

This comment is gold:

starI walked in on a hot Monday morning with my daughter in tow. The door hinges opened with a small squeak that accompanied by the small jingle of welcoming bells. In hindsight it was then that I should have turned around. If only i listened to my gut in this situation, if only i just walked away. As I opened the door the putrid stench of rotten fruit filled my nostrils and a warm breeze rustled my hair. My daughter was understandingly disgusted and made a small and frightened whimper. I noticed this but didn't let it bother me, i wanted coffee and the closest coffee shop was almost a block away and I had neither the patience nor the time to walk that far.

As I surveyed the inside of the shop it became apparent that not only were my daughter and I the only customers but there was a distinct lack of workers. I walked my daughter to the counter and pressed the bell attempting to call upon the absent barista to take my order, it was then that I heard the chanting. As I listened to the soft sound of,what sounded like, distant mumbles i became curious and decided to take my daughter to investigate. Walking through the back door and down a flight of curved stairs I was greeted to a sight I will never forget. Bowing to nude statues of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton was a group of what only could be described as humanoid gremlins with mismatched hair that carried colors no human could naturally be born with and loose fatty bodies that seemed to be just barely clinging onto their bony frames. Their chants were strange and unique in the sense that I could make out the individual words but such words made no sense in the sequence they were using them in. "Socialism works" one chanted while another fake whispered "The wage gap is real".and "Im with her" obviously mistaking the creature depicted in the statue as a woman. My daughter was now whimpering and pleading me to leave, It then occurred to me that I had allowed my daughter to witness this horrific scene. I quickly grabbed her and bolted up the stairs without even attempting to not disturb the creatures. Up the stairs I ran and out the slammed through the front door making the welcome bell ring louder than I though it could. I was tempted to call the police and report the horror that I witnessed but knew deep down that subjecting another human to that atrocity was not something I could do.

>owner BTFO by pol

Fuck this still makes me laugh today

So is it official that Trump has taken more souls than Stan Lee?

This meme magic scares me lads.

MFW

I got a call yesterday from Pizza Luce a local Minneapolis Pizzeria telling me that my 20 pizza's had arrived at the Urban Bean

Lmaooooo
LOL the girl on that poor kids review said you guys were calling in death thteats

>only a right-wing racist like me would

Honestly, the meme magic isn't magic. Its divine will.

We need a new list. These shills must be calling trump out everyday and they must be falling down like flies.

any other MN Sup Forumsacks need to go to urban bean wearing anti hillary clothing (hillary for prison shirt etc.) and other accessories and when he gets triggered, claim you are Lolbertarians and that you have the full constitutional right to be in this cafe.

then he will be forced to ban lobertarians and his image is ruined even more because in the media's eyes lolbertarians dindu nuffin

false flag and bait this guy in to ruining himself lel

>a shit ton of celebrities don't like Trump
>misfortune has befallen some of them
>it must be a sign, and not just complete happenstance and confirmation bias

>Jewish coffee-shop owner picks a fight with Sup Forums
How in the fuck did he think this would end?

>doubting kek
you are playing with fire

>tfw i made that screencap

finally i am to live forever in the annals of memes

wut.. review?

Tread carefully

Remember... Hillary has a debt to pay

Praise be to Kek, our divine lord and savior. And glory come to Donald John Trump, the servant of thy will.

May we serve Kek well lads, and may Kek make all of our desires come true.

There is a huge list of reviews going on of the store. Some kid is saying goes he was actually at the store, but it seems like he's mind fucking some nsjw girl replying to him.

itll be real funny if everything backfres straight at you

It's archive worth user.

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>off by one

Wew lad

Based Qek

Look at these keks 2 of 3 keks that hath been brought by the divine will of God.
Behold in the Name of God, Donald Trump cannot be stopped. The elite nwo shall fall all because the Lord has risen up one of their kingdoms in his name who Lord has made Trumps heart beat like the last Trumpet sounded by the angel of end time.

Deus Vultes the sign of 3 keks this day.

hey, watch it

>a shit ton
more like all of them. nobody likes trump.
i guess you can say all of these people are dead because they doubted isis as well.

I was the one that offered to Kek the new Clinton as punishment for Hillary's traitorous crimes and am waiting for judgement!

With the current lack of digits something makes me doubt Lord Kek will do anything to the new Clinton.

We were off by 1. May the Lord work his ways. And if it be his will let our keks come forth in full bloom for the greatness and salvation of His people.

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Qek has already answered my prayer, there is no need to continue the prayer any further by me. It would have to be everyone else that wish to intensify the wish.

>arnold in the 70s

>actually a neckbeard kike from the 70s

Praise Kek

Jesus Christ

>than Stan Lee
w-wat?

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PRAISE BE TO KEK AND MAY HE CRUSH OUR ENEMIES UNDER HIS SMUG WEBBED FEET

Glorious! You've done the God Emperor proud

>wife's son

LMAO
fuck I am getting in on this as well now

Ah Kek, or some say Qek...do you hear our prayers?

>Bruce
>Caitlyn

wew lad

>So is it official that Trump has taken more souls than Stan Lee?

I want to hear this

>compiling a screen cap of your own fucking posts

wow srsly broh?

Glad you faggots enjoyed that. We must praise kek at every opportunity.

Lmfao just noticed that

Post more screen shots

Ah, Qek ... Or some say, kek... Do you hear our prayers? No, we shall not abandon the memes. No one can catch us! No one can stop us now!

As you once did for the Vacuous Bluepilled... Grant us redpills, Grant us redpills! Plant memes on our brains to cleanse our sheltered places!

Kek is the true redpill

Wasn't me, but I'm guessing you are the owner of the shop again.

Cause this screen cap is fucking hilarious.

Quality shitpost

You must feed kek

>you are playing with fire
The 'Strayans already are.

>Implying someone did not pretend to be the owner . How new are you ?

The stuff about Clooney and C.K. is false

Honestly. It's p cringe

ur mom is cringe

>tfw Sup Forums has opened a psychic link to dead but dreaming Great Old Ones and eldritch horrors and turned their eyes onto this world once again after a hundred thousand years of slumber, and we're witnessing only the beginning of the madness and corruption of our pitiful species

Twitter was deleted

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That's how you really do it.

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>expecting anything noncarcinogenic to come from a kekposter

this is shit

Everyone should go make a review.
Who will post the most memes in one review.

now THIS is shitposting

>Big Black Coffee
yup lost there

I just want to say a big thanks to all who made a review. It has given my great joy to read them while I lie in this hospital bed with nothing to do.

Trump 2016.

holy shit, top qek

>They told me their microwave wasn't able to handle a big black coffee

pic?

Write a review. See how you do.

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We can't forget about based Ba'al now can we?

>mfw that's me
Oh gosh...

kek and baal are one

sleep snug pupper

A-are we taking meme magic too far? Is Kek that powerful?

Two different manifestations of the same meme magic

Godspeed user

Is this one memeing?
Look at the butthurt bitch.
Part 1 of 4

Part 2

Part 3

>banter
Yep that's most likely a Sup Forumsack

bumpa for kek

Part 4 of 4.
This one has a shit ton of replies. Can't screen snap them all.

The girl is mad though.

>banter
>young Schwarzenegger
He's one of us dummy, he was just too subtle for you (which is how it should be done).

Sup Forums is great

>Tfw you can't support a political candidate without being seen as racist.

I don't even support Trump so don't get on my dick about being a biased loser.

DELET THIS

>don't get on my dick about being a biased loser.
You said it, not us.

Ain't that right boys?
Got us here a prime fine example of a commie cuck

What are you afraid of