CINCINNATI BENGALS @ WASHINGTON REDSKINS PRESEASON GAMETHREAD

Time: 4:30 PM EST
Location: FedExField
Channel: FOX
Announcers: Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, and Erin Andrews

bengals are da bomb

>Mixon and Perine playing in the same game again

Well, sort of.

Is this the worst ever NFL match-up in terms of uni color scheme?

it's up there

>Joe Buck
Every fucking time his face! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>Erin Andrews
Oh how I've missed her.

Who Dey

Fox bottom screen graphics sponsored by the top of a 2005 excel spreadsheet.

>illegal shift

Perine gon go off this game
Cap it

I fucking hate it. I'm gonna miss the old one.

Yeah it's a little goofy. I actually don't mind it though. It's nice and clean. They could probably bump the font size up I guess.

All these damn changes like the different Carrie underwood song for snf.

As someone who's worked on news broadcast lower thirds, it's pretty bad. I get that flat and minimal is in, but not like this.

Say what you want about Burfict, but dude is a fucking missile out there.

Anyone got a site to stream this?

KURT

google the reddit nfl stream page. worth a bookmark cuz it's reliable.

So is the Bengals D better now or when Zim Zam was there? Or same?

>1 yard of offense

A little worse but still one of the better defenses in the league

Lawson looks pretty good tbqh

KIRK

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>Pryor

>Pryor

Incoming Pacman Jones commentary

>Pryor

lol

Bwahahaha
That celebration was fucking great

God damnit kurt

Holy shit that was awesome.

BURFICT

FUCK THE HATERS

>COUSINS

BURFICT

never 5get

lmao

lel

Is the Redskins O-line usually this bad?

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Is it racist or just inaccurate? I mean, was the injun's skin red?

They were one of the best last season and haven't really changed much

Got it. Thank you.

firstrow sports

have you ever meant an aboriginal American?

>slow footed buffalo

Yeah I just thought maybe they were different back in the olden days or something.
>aboriginal
>came over from the east before the ice bridge melted

>ice bridge
How old do you think the Pacific Islander people are? How old are the artifacts on Easter Island or the spherical boulders in Costa Rica
Egyptians has trade routes to the Americas, there are gifts of tobacco and cocaine in Tutankhamen tomb to this day that can't be explained any other way
Who cares what color they are or were; Is this /paul/ or /spee/??
I forget which sometimes...
sorry.. didn't to get all philosophical on you.. my bad

oh, and aboriginal means the original inhabitants of a land
>b4 they gt colonized

We wuz global commerce?

The ol fake double reverse screen

once a long time ago, it seems, but try to read about the history lesson
>fucking Illuminati

*that history lesson
shieee...

can't type today..

the artifacts on Easter Island are probably back to the end of the younger dryas, but that is irrelevant since the injuns on the east coast came over the ice bridge. Their legends say there were people already there when they arrived.

What's with their sheriff star medallions?

>sherrif star
Oh goyim...

why the fuck am I watching a preseason game?

You dont have anything else to do before GOT

>their legend
I'd rather get a good like at current abo's genetics, and the current paleontology reserch on the Americas
that'll be the one what learns ya.. not some old spoken word legend passed down to an alcoholic Res Injun
>shariff star
Oh child, you need to hush

Redskins win

>washington wants to score
>hasn't used Perine at all
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FOX's new scoreboard looks like fucking ass. Go back to this

>Not watching preseason

PLEBS

I'd have to agree (despite the fact that you're a retarded faggot from canacuck).
It's nice and compact and out of the way.

>posting seameme

>Sup Forumsealab 2021
can you believe we only have three years left to wait?
>plus change

>tfw i now remember based capt murrphay va is still dead

>now watch here is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat

I've got $40 on Bengals

pls win

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy lives in all of us.. the rosy cheeked children of the earlier nineties, and everything that our unholy generation will behold

>betting on preseason
user, I...

with whom, Your Mother?

Nah, on 5dimes

Last night betting on mayweather was actually my first time ever betting on that site, and I found out afterwards I had to bet more than the money I originally deposited into my account, so I had to bet an additional $40 on something to withdraw my momey.

all niggers look the same

I don't have to pay any thing to withdraw from Your Mommy, in you catch my ribald analogy

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How has Mixon looked?

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>manletson

Willis is going to be a beast

good enough to beat a defenseless white girl

>overdraft a kicker who may not even make the team
>turns out the other guy you signed as a free agent looks great

Holy shit this is Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.

Also
>going for it on 4th and short against Cincy's D

always used him in a trade, but how much can you get for a kicker
compared to other player position

Holy shit that move by the punter.

HUBER WITH THE BALL HANDLES DAAAAAAMMN

FUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

If only he'd kicked it right away instead of running like an idiot. A 20 yard pooch punt would have been better than nothing.

I agree, although you can't really blame him for both defensive ends getting into the backfield

Lets be real, the skins are going 4-12 at best

I didn't look like he really had time it would've been blocked

Did anyone actually think they were going to be good?

Rip moufpeece

>triples

>cowboys fan
>greatest opponent has stacked WR corps
>our greatest weakness is secondary

>that corner blitz

Holy shit that no call and int

YAAAAASSSSSS!

>naming your kid Fish
LOL

lmao I bet they wish they called that delay of game now

>people unironically think McCarron should start over Dalton

RIP in piece

REEEEEEEE