/brit/

descent into madness edition

big british benis

fuck drumpf. i know i'm moving to canada if he wins

Why don't we just give the Malvinas to Argentina and the Falkands to Britain?

mad how canada's actually a much better country than the USA init

umm dont think so sweetie

Poll yank has extra long fingers but the bones are only normal length so he has to tie the excess length to bamboo sticks to type "hello nigger"
When he sleeps they get all tied up like the tails of a rat king and his mummy has to coax them free with a shoehorn

>$1.3 Trillion in Debt
>Ontario $300B debt. More per capita than Commiefornia
>running deficits to 2050
>donating billions in foreign aid to fight climate change while introducing a carbon tax on its own industries and people.
>donate $240M to the fucking clinton foundation
>50% of Canadians have less than $200 in savings
>economy is shit. avg salary $30K
>Largest housing bubble in the world
>20% of GDP currently related to real estate
>chinese buying up all the land.
>import 750k non whites a year for a pop of 35M
>half the country will be immigrants in under 20 years
>our immigration minister is a literal somali refugee
>Current govt wants 100M by 2100
>white population expected to be 9-20% of total pop by 2100
>our state broadcaster CBC openly advocates for white genocide
>will soon be a crime to criticize islam cuz of "islamophobia" (M103)
>imams calling for death to jews in mosques and muslims protesting death to jews in GTA streets.
>muslims and africans just straight up walking across the border into Canada
>housing them in former olympic stadium in Montreal
>record number of mexicans also seeking asylum
> 500,000+ are illegal in the country with half in toronto. both numbers are surely much higher
>Our biggest cities are officially sanctuary cities
>you can now legally rape animals
>not addressing someone by their preferred pronoun can get you jailed
>police monitoring facebook/twitter posts for 'hate speech' that are anti LGBTQ or anti muslim

shant

delet this

low rent yank knob polishing twat
embarrassing

>want to post with pirates
>las malvinas

>this is anons room, hes quite the film enthusiast

sounds like ontario problems not canada problems

and still, its a much better country than the US
funny how that works init

>point out that canada is actually quite nice and people aren't getting shot in the streets
>yank writes an essay on why canada is actually le cucked shadilay XD
is there any actual purpose in yanks existing

>malvinas
ajajajajajajajajaja

glad I left
great country being utterly torn to shit by incompetent political boobs/sellouts

the AEC will literally not leave me alone, don't know a single thing about any of my local candidates and frankly don't give a shit

why was I born in a "country" with compulsory voting?

bueno, dejamos las malvinas donde se situan
ahora que

>dude just avoid the bad parts and it's okay
alright, same for the us then
yeah, fuming. typed it all in under a minute to reply to him

Stop

Autismo yank uses complex algorithms to time his posts so that defamatory content will be hidden by his 38 line greentext essays
All of his toes are on upside down and he dows so little walking that when he does he cracks all his nails and they scab over

Every province besides it and BC is "literally who"-tier though.

Very homoerotic image.

both suck for different reasons
Canada is a gilded cage
America is an old country estate being left to rot and fill with squatters

The cunt is literally here 24/7 what mutation allows for that?

got caught sleeping by the old manager
batterys almost out as well
it's been a ride lads, you're all cunts

como nuestros destinos nos unieron
mientras la luna estaba brillando en nuestros ojos

might sperg out about yanks for 20 minutes again lads

not an argument

>Yesterday, on the Poonited Sharts...

des
pa
cito

compulsory voting is the most moronic thing about australia, can't believe it hasn't been done away with yet

Are the green dots where they brought people back to life?

shootings are the only indicator if the country is good or not

FUCKING HATE YANKS LADS
EVERYTIME ME AND THE LADS AND BANTER HAHAHA FOY INNIT
THE ABSOLUTE STATE WHAT A GIMMICK

should have a vote i reckon

His kidneys grew into his spine during gestation
Not only does it make him a grotesquely malformed hideous freak of nature whose wee travels down his back and emerges out of the end of his vestigial tail, it earns him so many pity dollars a week from the government that he is on call to leave his phlegmy mark on /brit/ at any time of day

le autismo yank is here!

fuck off yank

woah we better stop else he's going to shoot up a school or something haha

>yanks berate others for shooting up while they get shot up

haha lad good point

>in-ambulance
>payment
>solutions

anyone know the name of that opera song at the beginning of the arby's loaded italian commercial is called?

>nuestros destinos nos unieron
You mean shared sovereignty? I like that

oh god
yes

Il Memento de Cuckio

>this is high culture in America

are las malvinas argentinian?

>geographical proximity is the basis for a valid territorial claim
we'll take north bit of france and ireland thanks

>north bit of france
not unless they clean it up first

Autismo yank has 14 nipples

we have a nigger problem, not a gun problem

lol don't laugh at me, it's some old italian opera song, you'd know it if you heard it

post the ad, all the ones i can see have no opera

Hello nnnnnnn
Hello nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Hello nnnnnnnnnnnnnnni
ni
nnnnnniiii
Hello NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hello nnn
*gasps*
help me out here lads

ummm no only two and both pink sweatie x

anime

just realised that "slut" is an anagram of "lust"

wonder if that was intentional

even though the whitest state has double the homicide rate of the oecd average

>say the pirate
mmmmh
Not really (and i dont care desu) but i wish we have brits frens

I tried to find it on youtube, couldn't find it.
Will keep you posted

Autismo yank knows how to say "hello nigger" and "lock her up" in over 50 languages

Have you ever noticed the Australia is an anagram of itself? Major think done

argentina is amigs in my libro compi

righto, waiting on tenterhooks

screeching

montana has a murder rate of 0.03 per 1000

whats my name
cliff richard

Tim and I have the same last name. Bet we're related. The O'Broin clan is taking back Ireland.

>the only developed nation in the world with loose gun laws has an abysmally high murder rate
hmmm... i wonder what it could be....

Chuck Norris doesnt have to look under his bed for autismo yank, he can tell if he's there from the 3 splayed bow legs and the overpowering stench of drumpf brand aftershave

I dont understand you but

>the only developed nation in the world with 50% nigger population has an abysmally high murder rate
hmmm... i wonder what it could be....

Love living in ailartsuA

going to have a wank to cartoons and go to bed

montgomery james burns here at the nuclear plant springfield

Heading to the Budweiser Opera house tonight to catch "Ode de Pizza Pockets"
should be an exquisite piece

never heard the phrase "pizza pocket" before

honduras and guatemala don't have a gun problem, they have a n-word problem

You can either destroy all of America above Mexico, or all of America below Mexico

Choice?

want a sandwich but both the corner shop and bakery are completely out of bread

some greedy cunt must be having a fairy bread party

Yeah I wonder.

Montanas homicide rate is 3.5 per 100,000

Yankland is third world tier

Autismo yank has a hidden folder on his mums work computer where he keeps his wank calendar

what the fug estonia

*angrily misunderstands swiss gun control law to make a point*

>be america
>the acclaimed comedian adam shartsmcsharts is doing a comedy show
>naturally you are going to see it
>go to the theater
>order an extra large popcorn, a coke and 3 cheeseburgers
>you sit down rubbing the pile of shart underneath your bum which you made earlier for insulation
>the lights dim
>silence
>the lights go on again but this time only around the stage
>adam shartmcsharts walks on to the stage
>"so guys i was just thinking"
>"fuckin' canada lol they have no freedom like us"
>crowd starts roaring in laughter
>adam shartmchsharts is shot
>god bless america

Is all you lads do talk about America?

bye mates
no battery
can't go on

*sharts on you*
take THAT

Someone here spell Mississippi for me right now

only the black parts

literally yes

What else is there to do when they won't fuck off?

To increase testosterone levels, autismo yank doesnt masturbate until the last day of every month when he has an autismo wank to Barron Trump hentai on google images

...

Just finished training in the Army

ask me something i can't sleep