PC edition.
/brit/
hate british people
love people from britain
simple as
Gaben eeds to ban this game for the sake of children everywhere
rescheduled my poo
anyone remember the cuckio meme
everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
LOVE over 2 hour commutes
Actually wish we had this luxury
a real good thick solid morning poo is just about as good as a thick long cum shot
Hey /brit/,
Got a scouser girl coming over tomorrow night to play with my willy. Are they dirty? Should I double condom?
Thank you
doesn't ring a bell sorry liam mate
>PC Edition
uhoh be careful what you say lads I mean people
ah yes
going to need you to phone me to confirm before it's made official. Sorry but it's just procedure.
i'm smarter than all of you
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hmmm
What has Sup Forums done to this man?
You need me man i don't need you
yeah? what a-levels do you have mate
heard you shouldn't double wrap your willy because the friction can make them tear
needs more labels
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I simply don't like you.
Ah shit that makes sense
Well anyway yeah are scousers as dirty as I imagine? She's from Liverpool
>depression
was too smart for school so i dropped out
We need to talk.
that's what all political cartoons are like though, although Garrison is literally Horsey tier stupid now
gf and I very very very very rarely address each other by our actual names because we've developed stupid pet names for each other
in fact it feels slightly weird to address the gf by her actual name
Can actually see the age and ethnicity of the poster by reading his posts
My exact words when i dumped the gf, could literally see her heart rip on two. Not nice
Can I got to the toilet first?
post the unedited one
That's so weird! You two must be made for eachother.
>when I dumped the gf
that must have been very difficult for you, being able to be choosey with the woman folk and all, sweetie dumpling xx
any retarded worthless cunt dickhead man in
i call my gf domesto-vaginabot 5000
>Even though we're no longer boyfriend and girlfriend, we'll always be siblings
you don't like zyklon ben's take on george takei?
Janny, don't touch this. It's educational, not pornography.
Alright, so I'm circumcised and my penis looks the one on the left. Which one does your penis looks like? Which would you prefer?
I have left, prefer right.
i'm curious to know if thailad thinks the federation is like the US or not
i respect his opinion
Rasheed
same, no point in starting with her name when we're the only two in the house
think she uses mine quite often though, usually because she's nagging me to do something! haha
*finishes the rest of my pint*
*moves out of the way of someone walking behind me*
oop, sorry mate, yeah you're alright go on
just made a typo in another thread and closed the tab out of embarrassment aha
if the leaf can post dick pics then i can post naked japanese women
right
right
relatable
sometimes i try to force myself to stay because it may help cure the IRL autism
have right, prefer left
the right one looks soft and feminine
Ah yes
feminine penis
jus did a really nice wank
ah yes
>the right one looks soft and feminine
No it doesn't. It's a penis. Penises can't be feminine.
want to punch you in the head
erm user my eyebrows are up here hehe
got a block of cadburys marvellous creations
people are idiots, we shouldn't let them design chocolate
>bantering other cultures makes you a nazi
This is why lefty memes are so grim
Who's going to do it then, clever clogs, the pachyderms?
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hmmm yes hmmm ah yes hmm indeed
having a bar of elephant chocolate
those hefty fuckers sure know their cocoa beans
had sex 1 time and wanked off 2 times in the last 24 hours
can't believe fucking Blur was ever considered a rival of Oasis and that they had a chart battle in the 90s, what an utter load of shite
want to move to japan and marry a japanese woman and start a family
wouldn't marry a japanese woman here though cause my kids would end up like elliot rodgers
>pachyderms?
no racism in the PC edition please the term is asianderms
ooh, get a load of mister college with his ten dollar words
wish there was a way to filter phone screenshots
You're saying this because you think Blur is better, right lad? Oasis have like four decent songs, Parklife alone has more than that.
like father like son
you're saying this because you think Blur is better, right lad?
You'll never see her, because you'll be working all the time.
meow
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And she calls you Bipedal Smart-Wallet v26?
Having a bar of sexual chocolate
Not entirely certain of what that Randy Watson bloke put in it, but it's more-ish
Blur is utterly irritating to listen to, Oasis is just overplayed.
>inb4 you don't get it because you're a Yank
I love the Kinks and the songwriting style Albarn was going for, they just don't do it well
>colllege
>dollar
foy foyfoyfoy foy FOY FOY
>Albarn
Oh dear
You will never truly understand Wonderwall.
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*enters your general*
just found out deep purple is british
The United States is a country of 300,000,000. United Kingdom is a country of 60,000,000.
You've been displaced, replaced, and erased everywhere from Hawaii to Singapore. Los Angeles is the centre of the Anglosphere, not London.
you're going to have to try harder than that, little /cum/dumpster
all me
need a teenage virgin gf
>So, are you ready for your first lesson?
fuck yeah, I wanna draw squid like you, sensei
nonce
Going to start keeping a journal. Ordered a nice a5 notebook for about £15. It was originally just going to be for making notes on the books I'm reading, as I often finish a book and forget all about it a few months later. But I might start keeping a journal because I've got a lot of anxiety and I don't speak to anyone about my fee-fees. Even though I can never identify exactly what it is that's making me feel anxious.
Hope no one finds it because it will probably be full of a lot of my fashy thoughts, too.
>journal bender
journal wanker loves his fucking journal
Journal this
*ziiiiiiiiiiip*
no man is an iland, intire of itselfe
heard wacky bassline after reading this post
xev bellringer is better
shitty shitty poo poo going to the loo
shitty shitty poo poo whatever shall we do
I don't watch her videos, they're too sexual
*unsheathes sword*
*nicks your journal and starts reading aloud from it in front of your family whilst keeping you at arms length*