/brit/

PC edition.

hate british people

love people from britain

simple as

Gaben eeds to ban this game for the sake of children everywhere

rescheduled my poo

anyone remember the cuckio meme

everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

LOVE over 2 hour commutes

Actually wish we had this luxury
a real good thick solid morning poo is just about as good as a thick long cum shot

Hey /brit/,

Got a scouser girl coming over tomorrow night to play with my willy. Are they dirty? Should I double condom?

Thank you

doesn't ring a bell sorry liam mate

>PC Edition

uhoh be careful what you say lads I mean people

ah yes

going to need you to phone me to confirm before it's made official. Sorry but it's just procedure.

i'm smarter than all of you

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hmmm

What has Sup Forums done to this man?

You need me man i don't need you

yeah? what a-levels do you have mate

heard you shouldn't double wrap your willy because the friction can make them tear

needs more labels

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I simply don't like you.

Ah shit that makes sense

Well anyway yeah are scousers as dirty as I imagine? She's from Liverpool

>depression

was too smart for school so i dropped out

We need to talk.

that's what all political cartoons are like though, although Garrison is literally Horsey tier stupid now

gf and I very very very very rarely address each other by our actual names because we've developed stupid pet names for each other

in fact it feels slightly weird to address the gf by her actual name

Can actually see the age and ethnicity of the poster by reading his posts

My exact words when i dumped the gf, could literally see her heart rip on two. Not nice

Can I got to the toilet first?

post the unedited one

That's so weird! You two must be made for eachother.

>when I dumped the gf
that must have been very difficult for you, being able to be choosey with the woman folk and all, sweetie dumpling xx

any retarded worthless cunt dickhead man in

i call my gf domesto-vaginabot 5000

>Even though we're no longer boyfriend and girlfriend, we'll always be siblings

you don't like zyklon ben's take on george takei?

Janny, don't touch this. It's educational, not pornography.

Alright, so I'm circumcised and my penis looks the one on the left. Which one does your penis looks like? Which would you prefer?

I have left, prefer right.

i'm curious to know if thailad thinks the federation is like the US or not

i respect his opinion

Rasheed

same, no point in starting with her name when we're the only two in the house
think she uses mine quite often though, usually because she's nagging me to do something! haha
*finishes the rest of my pint*
*moves out of the way of someone walking behind me*
oop, sorry mate, yeah you're alright go on

just made a typo in another thread and closed the tab out of embarrassment aha

if the leaf can post dick pics then i can post naked japanese women

right
right

relatable
sometimes i try to force myself to stay because it may help cure the IRL autism

have right, prefer left

the right one looks soft and feminine

Ah yes

feminine penis

jus did a really nice wank

ah yes

>the right one looks soft and feminine
No it doesn't. It's a penis. Penises can't be feminine.

want to punch you in the head

erm user my eyebrows are up here hehe

got a block of cadburys marvellous creations

people are idiots, we shouldn't let them design chocolate

>bantering other cultures makes you a nazi
This is why lefty memes are so grim

Who's going to do it then, clever clogs, the pachyderms?

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hmmm yes hmmm ah yes hmm indeed

having a bar of elephant chocolate
those hefty fuckers sure know their cocoa beans

had sex 1 time and wanked off 2 times in the last 24 hours

can't believe fucking Blur was ever considered a rival of Oasis and that they had a chart battle in the 90s, what an utter load of shite

want to move to japan and marry a japanese woman and start a family

wouldn't marry a japanese woman here though cause my kids would end up like elliot rodgers

>pachyderms?

no racism in the PC edition please the term is asianderms

ooh, get a load of mister college with his ten dollar words

wish there was a way to filter phone screenshots

You're saying this because you think Blur is better, right lad? Oasis have like four decent songs, Parklife alone has more than that.

like father like son

you're saying this because you think Blur is better, right lad?

You'll never see her, because you'll be working all the time.

meow

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And she calls you Bipedal Smart-Wallet v26?

Having a bar of sexual chocolate
Not entirely certain of what that Randy Watson bloke put in it, but it's more-ish

Blur is utterly irritating to listen to, Oasis is just overplayed.
>inb4 you don't get it because you're a Yank
I love the Kinks and the songwriting style Albarn was going for, they just don't do it well

>colllege
>dollar
foy foyfoyfoy foy FOY FOY

>Albarn
Oh dear

You will never truly understand Wonderwall.

?

*enters your general*

just found out deep purple is british

The United States is a country of 300,000,000. United Kingdom is a country of 60,000,000.

You've been displaced, replaced, and erased everywhere from Hawaii to Singapore. Los Angeles is the centre of the Anglosphere, not London.

you're going to have to try harder than that, little /cum/dumpster

all me

need a teenage virgin gf

>So, are you ready for your first lesson?

fuck yeah, I wanna draw squid like you, sensei

nonce

Going to start keeping a journal. Ordered a nice a5 notebook for about £15. It was originally just going to be for making notes on the books I'm reading, as I often finish a book and forget all about it a few months later. But I might start keeping a journal because I've got a lot of anxiety and I don't speak to anyone about my fee-fees. Even though I can never identify exactly what it is that's making me feel anxious.

Hope no one finds it because it will probably be full of a lot of my fashy thoughts, too.

>journal bender

journal wanker loves his fucking journal

Journal this
*ziiiiiiiiiiip*

no man is an iland, intire of itselfe

heard wacky bassline after reading this post

xev bellringer is better

shitty shitty poo poo going to the loo
shitty shitty poo poo whatever shall we do

I don't watch her videos, they're too sexual

*unsheathes sword*

*nicks your journal and starts reading aloud from it in front of your family whilst keeping you at arms length*