Why does Sup Forums not like her?

Why does Sup Forums not like her?

i-i like her

ACT

Because she's a lesbian and even though fa/tv/irgins could never come even close to having sex with a woman, let alone a celebrity, her disinterest in guys makes her ineligible for their fantasies.

Good.

Broken virgin hearts after she came out as a lover of fish burgers

i'd give her pusy a creampie tbqh

>tfw Ellen page will never finger your pussy
>tfw you'll never get to do x-men role play with her and have her phase through your pussy.

What the fuck is even the point?

Well of COURSE you would lmao

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She's a lesbo. Rendering her useless to male interest.

a lesbian, so her perfect nips go to waste

She looks like a 12 years old boy.

Why would anybody even be interested in her?

I don't like dykes

:(

Because she's cute and I would wife her.

I think she's a great actress who has proven her diversity of roles (Hard Candy vs Juno for example).

Sup Forums and etc hate her because around here they get severely triggered by left wing celebrities who speak their mind. Couldn't care less personally. Just interested in the quality of her performances on screen - they're good.

This

I'm not going to dress this up. I have a pathological fear/hatred of lesbians. I've stopped trying to understand it. I don't have any problem with gay men. I obviously have some sort of issue but I don't care anymore.

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>Turns in performances that are mostly bad or mediocre
>Is preachy and virtue-signally in her private life
>Was the face of the annoying "deadpan teens behave kookily in a pastel-coloured world" indie film trend throughout the 2000s

Think these are probably the main reasons

For me it is her voice, it is practically a pre-pubescent males voice. She never looks happy, she always has this pained look on her face, even when she smiles. Both her voice and her face makes me think she is always unhappy, like a bitter smart-ass.

Then her appearance- a 5-head. Midget. Small, boyish features. I know someone finds her attractive, just not most of America. Which is compounded by her weak acting capabilities.
Why would you or she care about what men think if she is a lesbian?

She is unhappy ;_;

A lot of lesbians/gays are. They think once they come out life is a perpetual parade but pretty quickly they realise nobody cares and life sucks as always. Plus the fact they realise that they want families, get depressed/guilty about the fact that deep down they are not normal and never will be.

Then they do weird shit like pretending to be the opposite sex, then they become trannies.

>Why she care about what men think if she is a lesbian?
Because """lesbianism""" is a myth, and is just an extreme form of attention whoring.

lesbians are mostly psychos but Ellen Page is a bi woman pretending to be a lesbo so it's ok

this. gay men are real but women are naturally either straight or somewhere on the bi scale. Virtually every lesbian has a severe mental disorder, was abused as a child, or both. It's a disease.

>act
>looks like a boy
>ultra liberal SJW

GEE I WONDER WHY

I still have a thing for her

She is just so fucking cute. I wanna get in that shit ya feels me.

She mutilated a pedo in one of her movies so a lot of the people here are psychologically terrified of her by association.

I'm not a virgin but this is more or less in line with the truth. It's the same reason lesbian porn doesn't interest me

(._. )

He should really stop manspreading.

>dates ellen

>You: What type of music are you into?

>Ellen: Well I'm into canadian music, in canada we have the best cencerts, like the last one.. in canada...

>you: ok ok, Coffee or tea?

>Ellen: Tea, I don't like coffe because back in canada...

There's a reason she became a lesbian, there's no guy on earth who would listen stories about canada and justin bieber 24/7.

Hi, i am from Russia, my name is Ruslan. Happy NY, for all of you. I've been staying at my coworker's home, He is an indian. So, can you give me a link to a next season of Sherlock, please?

>she's supposedly 5'0
>that's her hollywood height
>in reality she's probably 4'10 at most
>just above what she legally needs t be a midget
>your average guy on Sup Forums is probably an entire foot taller than her
>even sitting down, she'd have to crane her neck to look up at you while riding your cock
>to kiss you'd have to lip her tiny 85 pound body up by the thighs
>she'd constantly need your help with the simplest every day tasks, because everything is over her head and she's too physically diminutive to manage most chores

I want my womanlet fu ;_;

i'd totally listen to her shitty canada stories if it meant banging her afterwards

You're operating under the incredibly false assumption that men are attractive. They aren't. They have literally nothing interesting about them.

Unabused, happy childhood. Total lesbian here.

We, by the way, love her. Page is interesting to us because she's one of us. When you watch the olympics, you don't give a damn when Greece plays Myanmar in the squash now do you, you're only keen on the Americans or your own country. Why? Because they're your people. Same deal. It's nice to have some representation.

>a fat jealous ameriburger crying about things he doesn't understand

I can tell you're a fat loser because you don't know Canada actually has great music beyond the shit you Americans eat up. Also the fact you don't know we drink coffee over tea just shows how absolutely retarded and disconnected from the world you are.

Kill yourself you incredibly obese, unintelligent, abortion candidate

>You're operating under the incredibly false assumption that men are attractive. They aren't. They have literally nothing interesting about them
The attraction to men is primarily psychological. Same with the aversion.

>We, by the way, love her. Page is interesting to us because she's one of us. When you watch the olympics, you don't give a damn when Greece plays Myanmar in the squash now do you, you're only keen on the Americans or your own country. Why? Because they're your people. Same deal. It's nice to have some representation.
9/10. Believable and well written, expertly crafted for your audience.

Calm down Ellen wtf

Statistically you WILL be fat.

so will Canadians

Ellen would be great for cuddles but remember if you had children with her they'd probably grow up to be manlets

height is genetically complex. They'd be more likely to be manlets, but not guaranteed. That said her tiny doll like body may not survive childbirth so she is a waifu you could never impregnate. You have to treat her like a minuscule porcelain doll you occasionally stick your penis in.

But really, is sex even anything compared to the feeling of a wrapping a petite nymph in your arms and snuggling?

>there is nothing interesting about men
>but chubby girls with short haircuts wearing denim, flannel, and doc martens, thats hot!
You're backwards, there is nothing interesting about women, they drone on and on about the same shallow stuff.

women are aesthetic as fuck but generally don't develop interesting personalities until around 30.

>But really, is sex even anything compared to the feeling of a wrapping a petite nymph in your arms and snuggling?
I wouldn't know
;___;

Because she's from the wrong part of Nova Scotia. >:(

>mfw I share a hometown with her

At least she is having dinner, nobody loves me and i am on a second day without food.

>tfw I share a hometown with Felicia Day
I can't win at fucking anything

THIS

WHEN?

In five years when the roles dry up.

>You're operating under the incredibly false assumption that men are attractive. They aren't. They have literally nothing interesting about them.
Babbie logic. He's operating under the fact, not assumption, that to more than half the population of the planet, men are attractive. Your lesbian feefees don't invalidate that fact. The world doesn't revolve around you and what you find interesting. If anything, you proved the point of .
Your lesbianism seems to be mixed up in some kind of intense dislike for men which is why you feel the need to advertise the fact that men are worthless. I can guarantee you had major issues with men in your youth before you 'discovered' your lesbianism.

If you use reliable studies (not some of the crazy ones that have almost 50% self identified as sexual assault victims), between 1 in 8 and 1 in 4 lesbians have been raped.

ACT

shed a one note actress

per unit mass she's the most versatile actress on the planet

>mfw Boots gives her the ol' figure-four headlock

Hi there /k/ommando

Has any famous actress every done this befor? Is so when and source thanks

she is the definition of cringe
glad she has seemed to have fucked off the last few years

>Memes intercrossing boards.
I'll supersize that.

only one way to revive her career

I would actually give the BLACKED jew money if he makes this happen

please leave womanletfu alone

T B H we dominated your music scene since the early 2000s and continue to do so.

I used to love Caribou, The Russian Futurists and The Hidden Cameras back in the day. Can you recommend a few more good artists

>east coast
Broken Social Scene
Metric
Stars
Feist (kind of poppy but whatever)
Death from Above 1979
Grateful Dead
Arcade Fire
The weekend
Drake (not my cup of tea but popular)
Kos
>west coast
New Pornographers
Deers
Tegan and Sara

>classics
Neil Young
Joni Mitchell

Scratch the grateful dead, I got them mixed up with the tragically hip.

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M A C D E M A R C O

Fuck add Leonard Cohen to the classics as well.

A. FUCKING. LEAF.

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I wouldn't have that problem since I'm 5'3"

Canada > America. It's just a fact.

>problem
nigga it's QT as fuck

in that it's in a more northerly latitude, correct.

Because she is a virgin and thinks the idea of being BLACKED is worse than death.

Thought she secretly desires to be RICED.

I don't like her boring monotone voice

So deluded

it's hard to force air out of her lungs with her tiny diaphram

This is false. We're the least fat of all anglos you blacked website surfing fat cuck

Least fat of all anglos is still pretty fat

>Why does Sup Forums not like her?

>Can't act
>Doesn't suck dick
>Makes shit movies
>Annoys everyone with feminist bullshit

Do you need more reasons?

If you liked the hidden cameras you might also like the side project by one of the band members called final fantasy as well.