Go to the dentists

>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?

Accept that existence itself is a part of three base dimensions. Something, Nothing, and the between star with is a mixtures of something, and nothing.

We exist within the state where there is both mass, and no mass, but this view is only made aware of by gravity, and time itself which allows us to see the states of matter separated.

There was no big bang. Time/gravity is the bubble which allows the spreading of matter to be seen as a beginning, and end, but the truth is it is all the same solid mass.

I say:
>for you

Mods can you obliterate this underaged faggots thread. Every day. Every fucking day this pedophile posts on this board about these children who haven't reached the age of consent. Blow this motherfucking thread up. God speed spiderman.

****BREEEEEAAAAAAAPT****
>what the heck?! who pussyfarted? XD

Hey, you want to make selfies with my penis?

these threads are posted by a bot you fucking retard

squat in the corner

liek star warz?

>stand around awkwardly
>take out phone
>pretend to text someone while trying to take a glimpse of their legs without being noticed
>sweat

and make the poop?

WELL HEH HEH HEH EHHHH

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE...

A BUNCH OF SHIT GLUED TO THEIR MOBILE DEVICES....

*leans back*
*all the girls look at me*
*aims Lucille back and forth between the girls*

NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG BUT I THINK ONE OF YOU SHOULD PAY FOR YOUR IMPOLITENESS

*looks down and laughs*
*leans back and swings Lucille on my shoulder*

NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU SHOULD IT BE...

BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME

*girls start to sweat*
*rolls Lucille back into hand*
*leans back*

I GOT AN IDEA
*points Lucille back at the girls*
*start point in an organized fashion between the girls*

EENIE.... MEENIE.... MINEY.... MOE....
CATCH A TIGER.......

BY...

HIS...

TOE......
..
....
......

...........

*continues to point Lucille at the girls in an organized fashion*

MY MOTHER TOLD ME..............

TO PICK......

THE VERY.... BEST.....

ONE...

AND YOU.....

....

.......

..................

.............................
.....................................
...............................................

.............................................................

............................................................................


...............IT

*bashes little girls head in*

that's not funny

Yeah I know.
I'm drunk and that's the best I could do.
In retrospect I think I could have made it better, but I didn't have the attention span to make it work.
I'll save it for next thread.

>not taking a picture after making sure six times you're on mute
pleb

just post an ewok picture and get done with it tbqhwy

Apply for a job

My phone, even with mute on the shutter sound effect still activates when I take pictures.
I know.
Trust me.

is it because you can't post it on tumblr, tumblr??

Flash cock at them.

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