/balt/ + /ausnz/

Medieval Edition

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Resting. I don't rest, so I have no energy all the time.

that's... really bad.
Are you in ill health? is your diet really unhealthy.
You shouldn't live a horrific lethargic life like that, you deserve better.

See a doctor.

Might not be able to afford it desu

Done many, many times. No help.

tfw no meems

That's a nice Key you've got there

Oh, sorry, I missed yours. My eating habits aren't great because of my appetite, but I'd like to think I eat fairly healthy and am generally quite concerned with what I do eat. My weight is okay, but I can't really exercise due to my lack of energy (tried for several months a while ago to no success).

>trips of death
o~oh
that's not good
Do they have any idea whats wrong?
heres one on the house

Not a clue. I've been told they're just going to give me stimulants and hope they help, but that hasn't happened yet.

Legs are coming along nicely

uwu

Kind of want to touch one to see how it feels.

>smooth girl(boy) skin is somewhere close to me
this is definitely going to keep me awake

Yes, I have arrived. Hello all.

I kind of want you to
I'm sure you could (ironically) keep me awake (with gaysex) (ironically)

Hmm, no one want's to acknowledge me. :(

Yes hello, I acknowledge you

Hi. Thanks.

Sorry, good evening user-chan.
I-I'm sure I ironically could...
*stares intently at towel*

Got any plans for tonight?

Just stop pretending and go become his girlfriend already.

Did you shaved your privates also ?

No, just spending time on here. Trying to rid this nose cold off & try not to give it to anyone else in the family.

>become his girlfriend already
a man can dream..(ironically of course)

p-please don't stare...
but that would be gay
Nope, but I'm slowly working my way up

>I'm slowly working my way up
I'll need some photos later to make ensure you are doing it with enough levels of irony.

>Nope, but I'm slowly working my way up
Do it, it feels nice.

>Do it, it feels nice.
It does. I started doing it about 3 years ago to try it & haven't gone back.
I couldn't do the legs though, that would be just to noticeable. If I lived alone maybe I would.

h-how would you know?

>tfw I'm the only one that doesn't shave down there
s-should I? Is that a normal thing to do?

Tried it in the past a few times.

Of course
I'll keep that in mind
I never wear shorts so no one will notice

Yes you should try it. Feels amazing smooth down below. Make sure to use a good razor though & lather up.
It might be a bit itchy the first couple of times, but after a few times I don't get any itch anymore.

why this thread always turns to gay posting
jesus christ

Excellent
I might give it a go, I wonder if kiwi user likes it that way... (ironically).
Don't make me filter Germany, fuck off.

I do not recommend shaving your pubes, but feel free to shave your shaft/sack. Trim the pubes.

lel do it, I don't care

>feel free to shave your shaft/sack. Trim the pubes
That sounds more realistic for me, I'll see how that goes because its pretty busy down there.

I (ironically) don't mind either way
This thread is completely heterosexual

>I (ironically) don't mind either way
hmm ok, I might trim it a little so its less of an ironic mouthful anyway
I will never look as cute and smooth as you

Lying is a sin
and god will punish you for this

*knock knock*

Repent for you sins and he will forgive you

*who's there*

Whose dick do I need to suck to get a (you) around here?

/balt/ has genuinely become a gay hookup thread.
It's beyond saving now.
You let in foreigners and look what happens.

>77891713
I'm saving myself for my girl(male)friend sorry

(=

If you don't mind I'm trying to hookup here! Stop trying to derail the thread.

I lied you all will burn in hell

I know right, we have to kick those damn foreigners out

shut up foreigner, you don't belong here

>Oh look how faggy I'm gonna show the whole world how faggy I'm
>t. anglo bastard

I'm really good at impersonations

You clearly need a reminder

This thread is belongs to it's rightful people /balt/ + /ausnz/
You're the visitor Germany.

That would be ironically nice
But I am God
Which one? You've got so many
t. Germ

*pulls your trousers down to your ankles*
Let's see how committed to character you are

>Which one? You've got so many
Who do you think?
Obviously (You)

Hahaha.

>/balt/ + /ausnz/
no such thing
it SHOULD BE /balt/

I'm gonna visit your land and blitzkrieg you so hard you will beg for mercy

Rider of black, huh?
>captcha is "blackwood"
OH GOD

Wow, I feel so privileged
It should be /gayrp/ + /mtfg/

Reminder that blitzkrieg was literally invented by an Australian Jew

no that is too faggy, I can't impersonate that part
Only an anglo(gay) could pull that off

I think it's time /balt/ and /ausnz went their separate ways.

>Wow, I feel so privileged
I-I hope that isn't sarcasm

>It should be /gayrp/ + /mtfg/
NO
OUT OUT NOW
Your time is over you need to make a separate thread NOW

this.

good job, but the jews are like gays, they shouldn't exist

Impersonating a god is also a sin, your gay ass will burn in hell like a shashlik on a grill

youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc

It's about 50/50 sincerity/sarcasm
Can you imagine the kind of freaks I'd get if I made a thread call /gayrp/ + /mtfg/
It's true tho

Why is Ann Frank so cute?

>Can you imagine the kind of freaks I'd get if I made a thread call /gayrp/ + /mtfg/
Well looking at this thread, yes I can imagine :D
>It's true tho
Repeating the same old lie won't make it truth

idk its your taste, I don't find her cute

>my friends are making fun of me on Facebook again

It's like they don't understand that cyberbullying is wrong

>50/50 sincerity/sarcasm
o-oh... I guess I can work with that

im back

Glad to have you back

Hello.

thank you. What's new?

state your name, surname, credit card number etc.

Hi

oh hell nahh

Not much, you?

I see you are new here, this a new procedure on /balt/ where everyone needs to give this info for me, if you can't do this then I'm afraid you can't be here, those are the rules

I dont look that bad anymore. Life is pretty lonely

oh yeah, make me. I've been browsing Sup Forums for a week so im not new

How to use meme arrows?

song for lonely people
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Newfigs can't even Triforce
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Fug :DDDDDDDDDD

for a whole week?
wow so you are not that new
Nice to meet you user, I have been here for 5 days now

nice taste, Anonymous

yes i'm old and also redpilled about communism

thanks, you too
freaking newfaggot watch and learn
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you are commie?

btw what is redpill? I'm pretty new here hahah

Yes hello
Finally managed to escape home from uni

uni in the summer? why

thanks user

Cover up for all of the last semester failures and spend some time doing practical shit. Keep in mind that we finish studying in in the middle of july.

I wish Europe looked this good in our timeline