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Christ in the Wilderness edition

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got a cold

1st

genuinely wouldn't mind dating a girl with a non-genetic illness such as a missing arm or something

Could score a better QT, bet she has a better personality and you get brownie points for doing something noble like dating a disabled person

any fashy lads in

how accurate is this list

also parking spaces

how are they the best when they're all dead?

checkmate athiests

>Diana

That's just fucking grim. I guess every Briton who gets killed in a car crash has a claim to that list too

>princess Diana
>Number fucking 2

he looks like how i feel right now. alone and miserable.

ummmm dont think so sweetie

about 50/50 to good choices to meme answers

>I guess every Briton who gets killed in a car crash has a claim to that list too

my parents aren't on the list

Muh landmines

>Diana
>John Lennon

might want to brush up on your counting skills mate

LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIND

>Diana 3
>Isaac 6
hmmmm

>diana rated higher than the queen
>even being on that list at all

a choon, perhaps

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fuck off attention seeker.

oh fuck lmao
don't bully

>all these misogynistic runtoid twats crawling out of the woodwork

the state of /brit/

oh boy, another edgy contrarian meme I've missed out on
why do we pretend to hate Diana then, lads? fill me in haha

>not negro babble
nice surprise

Churchill was a bloodthirsty runty war mongering idiot, can't believe how easily everyone has forgotten all the bad things he did

Just le "keep calm and carry on" xDDD

Who?

she was fucking a rasheed behind charlie's back

why are your posts always so shit

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might convert to Christianity

seems like you've taken up position as the moral authority here so whats she done to warrant being no.3 on that list?

>negro babble

never confirmed

piss off daily mail

very similar editions

Can you name one war Churchill pushed for?

reckon giving birth isn't much different than doing an 8lb poo

cuck

>piss off daily mail

the royal family/government played it down as much as possible to avoid the embarrassment lad

not like he was some paragon of fidelity to begin with

well she doesn't deserve to be on that list either way. some of those people are have helped the build the foundation of the modern world

>>piss off daily mail

was only 8 when diana died
didn't understand the big deal then, still don't

here come the yanks with their moronic opinions

>>>piss off daily mail

>some of those people are have helped the build the foundation of the modern world

grim

Parent's talking about my in the lounge room again lads.

euros were cucked by middle eastern religion calledchristianity 2000 years ago and they are now dominating world

business plan: cook up some beans on toast

fuck off phimo

Just remember to do something with it, a lot of Christianity as she is practised is about the cultural dimension
If you like /brit/ you should get into anglocatholicism and read shitloads of Evelyn Waugh and CS Lewis, etc.

>>>>piss off daily mail

where would Wayne Rooney sit on the list
Note that he is England's highest goalscorer and therefore best player ever.

>euros were cucked by middle eastern religion calledchristianity 2000 years ago and they are now dominating world

*names one*

what now

>CS Lewis
repressed prig

need to wait 3 minutes for my instant ramen water to boil
not very instant then is it

Fuck off. I don't have phimo

14 million people in south korea are christian, not doing very well at holding the foreign hordes at bay now are we

If you saw a sniper about to take a shot at the queen, would you jump in front of her?

Personally I wouldn't

>cultural dimension
lol

Reckon we were right to declare war on Hitler in 1939 but we should have agreed to peace terms in 1941

Just think it's something people say a lot without ever elaborating. He wasn't even PM at the outbreak of WWII

why?

>we

what's the point? she'll be dead in six months anyway and hopefully her death causes enough of a buzz that brexit can be reverted while everyone's busy with the funeral

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>got stupid thick curly hair
>always looks shit no matter what the barber does with it
>turns into a weird puff every time i wash it
>bought some afro relaxer stuff that black ladies put in their hair to make it straight
hair looks good lads

>where should this man who kicks a ball for a living be

reckon behind all the doctors, scientists, writers, and politicians

state of rorkes

if we can convert chinese horde, we have hope tho

hate putting shit in my hair. glad its mostly straight.

>reckon behind all the doctors, scientists, writers, and politicians

>>where should this man who kicks a ball for a living be
>reckon behind all the doctors, scientists, writers, and politicians

>55. Enoch Powell
wew lad
didn't expect that

soviet union was a bigger enemy that the west and germany should have taken on together

peace terms should have included Poland's rightful sovereignty and an end to concentration camps on Germany's side

why would you put poo in your hair

Literally my point
Personally I'm a fedora but I can understand the attraction of adopting a consciously medieval mindset

either way, for two years I'm a legal resident of the country and have certain privileges

behold this Belorussian entertainment at its finest

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i dont. as i implied in my post mate.

the fucking size of James Comey

hate putting shit in my arse. glad I'm mostly straight

just did a poo in my hair lads

just because his legacy is controversial doesn't mean he didn't live an incredibly impressive and admirable life. He was a real intellectual, a model of a politician tbqh

want a swarthy eastern-european gf

or a feisty latina gf.

a Mediterranean gf might be nice too.

pooed in my mates tube of hair gel

Just shoved hair up my arse

Women in the workforce? Not a fan, I need a woman who can cook tea for me when I get home from my job

pooey straight lads

I agree i'm just surprised the BBC put him in tbqh

eastern yuros aren't swarthy

what's wrong with just an Englishwoman?

just had a look at /bant/. quite impressive that they saw the dangerous levels of banter here and tried to make a whole board in our image. doesn't work cos the banter merchants are all here mind but it was a nice gesture.

>it's a boring aussie shitposters episode

haven't been to a barber in 3 months myself, can't be bothered anymore

hitler saw poles as subhumans just like the russians. you think he didn't want to expand into poland? also germany didn't exactly have a sterling reputation abiding by signed treaties

We do better on a blue board anyway
It turns out fannies and dicks can only get so many laughs