Tfw no E.Y.E movie

tfw no E.Y.E movie

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WHY DO THEY HIDE HER BIG BOOBIES???

MY LEGS ARE OK

Cu z being born with big jugs is sexist, muh-sojiny etc

How much Brouzouf would you throw at Alejandro Jodorowsky to make an EYE movie

already there m9

Directed by Tommy Wiseau

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Who is it I want to google the boobies

literally what

Is she wearing a Samurai outfit? Isn't that Cultural Appropriation?

post her heaving talents

What is E.Y.E

I made this post, yet I am not its creator.

Fags.

Eva Green as The Wife

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THIS UGLY, BIG NOSED JEW CUNT BECAUSE SHE'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN YOU FAGGOTS!!!

She's a huge weeb IRL

i couldnt get into that game. my borderline pleb brain couldnt grasp it

jodelle ferland

She's got massive knockers but she plays a 15 year old so they make her wear hilariously baggy sweaters to hide them

Game is like "Serious Sam" who actually pretends to be Serious. It would be ok game for 1990.

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*unsheathes katana*

I'd watch it but I wouldn't imagine it would be very good as a movie

you can't have big boobies in space

I'd take her for some cold dog piss.

You seen The Triangle, It's that with guns and a warring factions.
I'd help her escape her cycles

not with that attitude

Don't try to understand.

I just marathoned Killjoys and I can't help but think the whole series was conceived to lead to a crossover with Dark Matter

And that Portia Lin would snap Dutch in half across her knee

its plausible, my pet theory

two different sectors of space in the same universe

>tfw no vampire the masquerade bloodlines movie

who would they cast as jeanette? and lacroix?

> jodelle fertile

There's just so much in common about the settings

>no (humanoid) aliens, humanity rules the whole galaxy
>corporations and royal families rule whole planet clusters as they undermine, manipulate and occasionally go to war with each other
>90% of the plebs on each planet live as miserable serfs in multicultural urban squalor far worse than modern Western society
>commonplace technologies include FTL travel, socially retarded but super strong robots, conventional automatic firearms and healing nanomachines
Any minor differences like the brand of booze or street drug everybody likes can be readily explained, like you suggested, by The Quad being 70,000 light years away from Zairon's stellar neighborhood - and 70,000 light years being a few month's journey for most ships

JIAN I WILL WEAR YOUR FACE AS MORON PARTY MASK! CAST E.Y.E MOVIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

JEFF BRIDGES AS RIMANAH

My pet theory is 5 is some alien princess with naturally green/blue hair and that's why it stays the same colour during Transfer Transit excursions

She could just be genetically engineered too

>Portia would BTFO Dutch unless it was one of her seizure days
>D'avin would kick Marcus' ass in a fist fight but if guns were involved Marcus wins
>Five would PWN Johnny because everyone knows teenage girls with attitude are the greatest computer hackers in the universe
>Android and Lucy would lez out hard

>tfw no half life mod movie

The Expanse has a more similar tone to Dark Matter

>g

But there is you fucking pleb:
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The Expanse has a completely different tech level

In fact it might be the only science fiction show ever made where the characters travel in actual rockets

Dutch's dad would actually be a fairer fight for Two if he was alive ;_;

Also Four can fight Fancy Lee while "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" blasts in the background for maximum shitposting potential

Makes sense, Genetically engineered oppai loli and then discarded when she got too old or a better version was made