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Edisi Water Gun

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sillipenis

what was the context of this

Filipino dramas - ah yes the pinnacle of television entertainment

youtube.com/watch?v=rRw8CaO1FxI
(Skip to 2:20)

o-okay

no I'm your hat mijn vrietenvriend

At least rain cools you down

Slightly rude.

>thread edition goes even more insane each every passing day

Is this the sign that MKL has completely lost it?

Dunno, I'm not a Kapuso. Apparently two characters from some GMA show got into fights, and they used ludicrous "weapons" like water guns.

What happens outside there?

Also I remember I once ate some green malaysian balls. What are they called?

I'd rather have loli threads than flip centric thread

Heck even about Malaysian airports

Do your part
Report this thread pls

>Selangor
>Safe
AHAHAHAHA
More illegals/immigrants = more crime and dangers

>western shitter
>come to thailand for hookers
>gets aids

youtube.com/watch?v=xKfPLTSBKNU
do tv producers even try anymore?

>western shitter
>come to thailand for loli
>got a cock inside his butt instead

guys i want to eat some malaysian balls

>indoshitter
>literally a shitter
>poos outside

A bit gay.

Did she die tho

>gayland
>every thai male youngsters need to grow their bobier to get a job

You got to give them props for taking it very seriously.

Literally pandering to the leddit audience.

Good thing my purest wife Liza won't stoop this low.

Question, how many ladyboys are there in Thailand in reality? Like what percentage of men would you say goes that way?

I really have no clue and feels like it's blown way out of proportion.

That's the masa maid, provincial audience as usual
Tbf
They only know facebook

no no the green ones

Pic is Thai conscription
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4381806/Trans-women-forced-army-conscription-Thailand.html

She's going to be Darna

She's sabotaging her career whatever that is

You mean this one?

but what are the real statistics, that seems pretty cherrypicked

Ewww, what STD that makes a ball goes green?

>be indo
>no job

its a meme, we dont have that many ladyboys. most of them are just high-profile.
if you're a tranny or gay and visit the rurals expect to be beaten up or killed.

yeah that one
whats it called

What do you call it over there? In here it's klepon.

Can you help me translate this? I'd be very grateful desu

Klepon is Indon OC btw.

I don't think its that much just they gravitate towards tourist spots since the demand is there.
Kuih buah melaka
Kuih is general term for all snacks.

Here

Which /asean/ country has the most crime?

>250x348

Just read the title desu, I need it urgently pls

>Liza boobs
>Liza thighs
>Liza armpits
Muh dick.

>be american
>be morbidly obese
>go to mcdonalds
>buy 5 burgers, 2 extra large fries and a 2-liter diet coke, you are on a diet after all
>go home
>keep shoes on
>decide to watch a movie
>movie ends
>clap
>go outside for a 100m walk
>get shot
>you get into a hospital
>you need surgery
>"sorry, but you are too obese for us to perform a surgery"
>die

according to numbeo it's malaysia

I don't know where to find the crime rate but here's the homicide rate

>be discount uk
>cant own guns
hehe

>tfw takde gf melayu

>25 page limit
Fuck off.

Numbeo is self reported and often this kind of sites are manipulated by the opposition (read about Red Bean Army) to spread anger and fear.

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gf melayu sume dah barai

ITT

hello afiqah, nk gi tengok movie tk?

I thought Red Bean Army has been dead for a few years now since these days they just spam muh sub muh 1MDB endlessly.

i dont know if you're memeing me or not user but i can only make out a few words in that picture

I was too late

Oh yeah ECRL too lately, I recall something like 'ECRL no benefits' or something recently.
Pretty surprising too that EC725 was no longer brought up despite all those 2009-2010 muh helicopter.

Too late for what, user?

in here thailand means shit

Lol even when PLUS was built they had a problem with it

Not just complaining, I mean suggesting that in order to benefit the people we should start a train building industry for a single rail line.
They must be thinking that building freakin trains is the same as a sampan.

that's Taeland

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>DESIGNATED

Does your country have an underground music scene (shoegaze, alt rock, death metal and stuffs)?

Its Indonesian balls

...

Is that the food with coconut milk inside? I remember trying something like that when I went to Tanah Lot.

Indon OC

It's coconut sugar to be precise

Makes me want to open up a business selling only Indon/malay sweets.
Please gibe more examples so I can pirate them in my lab.

I fell into an escalator twice in my life and those moving railings are easy to hold unless your hands are wet af

>tired due to working for Mr lim
>stuck in cheras infamous traffic jam
>indo girl WhatsApp me to pick her up at her private uni
>she gave me bj in traffic jam
feelsgoodman

Flip snacks are similar too. We share similar foods.

>bj in traffic jam
Tried it in a Protong. Very uncomfortable due to low steering wheel. 5/10 will reconsider.

better than berukdua
>myvi hit suprima s (tbone mid sect)
>kids behind dont wear seatbelts
> 3 dead (myvi) 5 survive (protong)
protong car after 2015 are made for survivability while berukdua prefer profit

well decent job as an accountant
at leats i am not whoring myself as a dickgirl

>indopoo 5.5% unemployment rate
>thailand 1% unemployment rate

>indopoo cant afford loo

sini.com.my/business/lgmdiningPostDetail/8262
Just google translate the description.

>Globe IP is rangebanned
>the subhuman bisaya/tagalog poster disappears
lel

>50% of that employed thais are actually dickgirls

Please don't fight, have a glass of Milo instead

>50% of indos dont know how to poo in the loo

cam buat sendiri je milo tabur *-*
meh kat abang sikit!

goodnight malay-chan

you should suck his Big Keling Dick

Why is thai poster so rude?

Hey Mary are u here??

will the malaysia dude post his dick again?
im kinda curious desu

I'm here dude, no dick tonight I'm not horny enough. What are you curious about?

in my dreams

Sometimes I wish there is no internet and Mahathir didn't sack Anwar

>90's
>Patriotism at all time high
>Everyone is being proud of the country
>Malaysia Boleh
>Malaysia Book of Record introduced - everyone try to be the first Malaysian to break a record (Everest etc)
>Everyone drive Proton
>Megaproject everywhere
>Host Commonwealth game
>Build Petronas Tower - tallest building in the world
>Because of no internet you can't even feel the racial tension

I still remember when Pak Lah took over from Mahathir and started being liberal (at least compared to Mahathir). I almost didn't believe my eyes when I saw books criticising the government being sold at major bookstores. I was like isn't this illegal?

Staying bluepilled makes you happy and content.

youtube.com/watch?v=X_IiHXDRS3w

Those days sound comfy, user. Seeing photos of my parents, the times looked peaceful and serene.

>kids born in 2010 are old enough to post on Sup Forums now
baka

Born in '98 la, parents met in the u.k. while under mara-sponsorship.
Too bad mara is poor now.

I have a friend who scored straight A's, got Mara scholarship and supposed to do Medic overseas but somehow Mara couldn't afford it and just placed him in a uni in Perak.

I just did a 5 second long fart. I didnt even knew that was possible.

why do your countries tolerate pervy sexpats?

It's a sad state of affair.
Time for student revolution, user :^)

[spoiler] ywn experiance a turbulent time in your country because no one cares anymore [/spoiler]

Go to sleep, bobo.

Why I can't have a gf? ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=ez6YQGgZFgk

you guys going through the same shit? lots of young fellers marry early now lah.

my kawan punya kawan, married at 18 cibai. tak tahan dah nak main.

Cant sleep when im busy compiling yet another sfm collection in 1 single file to fap to. Ive done the whole fetish cycle thing, only horribly animated gangbang/dp get me barely hard anymore. This is torture man, been trying to get off for 5 days now. Everynight i dedicate 3-4 hours in finding content and another hour stroking my flaccid dick. Someone please just kill me fuck.

you should just go cold turkey and try and find something else to do lah. right now just say your prayers, and go to sleep. we'll figure it out in the morning, okay?
:)

tu la siapa suruh tak hensem
lain kali jadi la hensem