Asmr > music

asmr > music

not only is it pleasurable for my ears and brain, I also get to look at cute girls

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GentleWhispering is better.

Okay retard. Have fun never having children.

>asmr on a USB microphone
literal garbage tier

Why not listen to asmr music?

youtube.com/watch?v=C7rFyiWEJ1Q

Male ASMRtists > Female ones

Same goes for musicians

Agreed. Guys have a deeper, more resonant timbre that elicits the sensation better than a female's voice, at least for me.

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the only asmr video I like, for some reason it scratches the same itch that lowercase does

>user goes to party
>makes eye contact with cute girl at party
>she asks him his name, where he's from, whether he's had any experiences with the supernatural
>her and user hit it off really well

>later the night
>cute girl says "Hey user, why don't you play some music, you seem like you know what's up" and hands him the aux cord
>user immediately breaks into cold sweat, says "o-okay yea"
>he slowly plugs in cord and forces his eyes shut
>a baby voiced woman's whispering starts playing. She whispers: "i just love applying make up, it's such a calming and intimate experience *fffffffft ffffffft fffffffft*"

nigga if I wanted to listen to this I'd turn on medĂșlla

stay away from ASMR, kids

this is the creepiest shit in the world
I don't understand why you guys like this stuff

Neither do I. All I know is that the sounds send tingles from the base of my skull down my spine, and it sedates me. I couldn't care less if it's being done with a close-up of a chick's cleavage.

It's relaxing, obviously it's not a substitute for music and the OP is bait to get the thread going. I don't think anyone exclusively listens to asmr

vocal asmr imo is really awful and fucking weird
non-vocal asmr though, I dunno, it probably satisfies a lot of people's interest in pure sound and texture

Aw fuck yeah, that's the stuff.

Why not skip the dumb shit and just watch porn? It seems like such a waste of time, I'll never understand how these girls get so many obsessive fans. Streamer girls too, I just go look for cam girls if that's what I'm in the mood for. It's like watching a really shit movie just to look at whatever actress, why not just watch porn? Explain yourselves Sup Forums.

>not having the "safe" playlist for situations with other people

I only watch sound videos where there is no talking.
I don't give a fuck about the person in them

The girls have nothing to do with it, m8. Not for the people that are actually in it for the sensation. I'm not aroused whatsoever when I'm listening to these kinds of videos. Just relaxed, just feeling pleasant. That's all.

people dont jack off to asmr

there are ASMR porn videos and they're pretty hot desu

asmr is music

Well, some people probably do. I mean, that's just a given, people will jack off to anything. But like I said, that's not what it's primarily for. There will always be a demographic of streamer hoes that take advantage of incredibly stupid people looking for the most vapid substance online, but that doesn't prevent people looking for quality ASMR to find quality ASMR. It's no different than music.

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Hmm yeah. Of course I get the actual asmr thing too. I meant more of the guys that get into the girlfriend rp, get obsessed with the asmr girls and follow them everywhere online etc. I think a couple of the YT asmr girls do porn now too.

it's ridiculous. you can be so shit at asmr, but your channel will blow up in a matter of weeks if you are

1. white
2. mildly attractive
3. a female

this is why I only watch men.

ASMR is hip hop but for pedophiles.

Do you mean all three or just one or two of those?

I have an ASMR channel and I'm definitely number 1 and I'd say (probably) number 2.
But I'm a dude.


Had it for a month and only have 60 subs.

RaffyTaphy masterrace

Some chicks understand the sensation very well though, and have a relaxing timbre to boot. Gentlewhispering's the most prominent example, I especially love it when she speaks Russian, but Ardra and Air Light do incredible layering work with the audio and make visually stimulating videos. It's obvious they spend a lot of time and effort on them.

Pretty good.

But SensorAdi, MassageASMR, Dr. T, and EphemeralRift are the Quadfecta.

messageasmr is garbo

>EphemeralRift

Always appreciated the improv and sheer dedication he's put into his videos, but the actual ASMR quality in them is lacking. It's usually just him whispering in a flat tone, and he doesn't really enunciate certain syllables like other uploaders do.

asmr zeitgeist

Your taste is Garbage.

He has the best setup & style of any ASMRtist.

The only person that beats him is Ephemeral Rift and that's only in storytelling.
Oh I agree, I'd say he's a little above average in terms of sounds.
But in terms of production, acting, and story, he can't be beat.

If you were going to "objectively" (lol) quantify any ASMR videos as art, his would qualify the most.
Ehhh, he's got amazing editing, generally pretty good sounds.
But he feels too artificial for me to watch him that much.

Also, MassageASMR is not garbo, and I would add Bill Maxvoxpax, MikelousProductions and Myopia ASMR to that list.

Oh, and FrenchWhisperer.

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>tfw no PPOMO gf

Yeah. That perfectly describes ASMR Darling. She's gorgeous, though. I'm part of the problem.

Completely agreed.

The URL says gay

>really into this one girl's asmr channel
>she's underage

Whomst?

why?

I'm creating a channel where I try to subscribe to every ASMR channel.
That way I can create charts rating and comparing every single ASMRtist.

I want it to add to my list.

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Just tell me who it is senor rana

dafuq?

depends what kind of 'into' you are, Larry Nassar.

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>tfw total crush on phoenician sailor

I just like her simple style

this

whatever you tell yourself thot

you know what's not fun? having actual asmr, not just ebin memes

having my neck shaved with an electric razor is straight up painful, like someone dragging a wire brush across the tip of your dick, but that feeling runs from the area below the shoulder blade down to the small of your back in this giant fucking highway of fuck you

pardon?

It's painful for you? That's... strange. And unfortunate.

>it's painful for you

Yes, because of the combination of location (back of the neck) and intensity (electric razors are fucking loud). Not being able to see it is also part of it.

I'm so confused. Is English your first language?

I don't think you're describing ASMR.

kek

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>no mention of Latte or [Esc] Reality

Of the Asian girls I've watched, their ASMR really doesn't do anything for me. I like that barber shop one Latte did though.

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I like [Esc] reality's accent, any accent that puts emphasis on certain vowels like hers have me tingling in seconds, but she kind of has the same problem as Ephemeral Rift in that she always whispers/speaks in a flat tone and doesn't really do much else, or layer the audio with anything else.

It's a better emotional intimacy simulator than music

Is this ASMR kino?

no, he's a talentless hack

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Hahahaha

Checking all these but it seems so weird to me to get asmr from a guy. And I don't use asmr as a fap thing, but I still feel like the female countenance and energy is more suited for this. From what little I've seen so far it seems like the guys seem to get more intellectual with it. With the girls it seems like a chance to exercise their nurturing ability.

I really hate this shit.

holy shit shut the fuck up you memelord faggots

BANE?!

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Lovecraftian ASMR, anyone?

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pull down your cargo shorts, Trevor

Hey

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Free real estate

>search youtube for 'autistic asmr'
>threemilk is literally the first result

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>asmr
What the fuck is wrong with you people? This is probably one of the most puzzling things that youngfaggots are into.

It actually works though. I don't think the word 'tingles' is as apt a description for its effects as much as brain-melting and lulling, near-hypnotism / trance. I tend to put a lot of mental energy into the work that I do so it feels like a brain massage at the end of the day.

>he can't get tingles
keep whining, faggot

I don't get it at all.
Can't wait 'til the Lord brings His cleansing fires.

anyone who knows anything knows that boredoms invented asmr
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the Lord watches asmr at the end of the day to relax. sorry, kiddo.

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I'm sorry, I just get nothing from it. I don't see the appeal at all.

I use it to help me fall asleep.

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probably this one

I have a distinct feeling that it's mostly meant for faggots who know they'll never have girlfriends.

>I just get nothing from it. I don't see the appeal at all.

Well, yeah obviously you won't get the appeal if it doesn't feel good. I guess the best explanation I can give is that for some people it feels like a brain or kind of 'aura' massage.

Haven't you ever been like sitting there and the sound of something tapping kind of soothed you, or someone's movement as they busily work at something in a way kind of creates a pleasant energy that you can kind of feel almost second-hand? That's kind of how I could describe it. They're playing with that phenomena.

I only watch the guys though, they are better at their technique.