Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russua in a week TOP KEK SLAVSHIT!!! Oh believe you me...

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russua in a week TOP KEK SLAVSHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send anders breivik and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Russian pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

ship somalis to russia, problem solved

Skjold class is breddy cool, famski

USA YES
i remember USA allmost bought the skjold class but they said no because it dont got a helipad so you made Your own

Your navy looks like a russian coast guard boat could take it out.

even ours is better than that... Minus the submarines.

too stupid to fight

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>TFW your navy is inferior to Norways

;_;

we have 5 useless corvettes that still do not have workable ship to ship missiles.

At least our 3 subs are suposedly good ;_;

Disregard it, the original pasta was original aimed to Amerifats

Only navys with subs are allowed to post

Who are you quoting?

Dude... Maersk has a 100 times more deadly Navy than our own navy.

You're incapable of recognizing a troll?
Anyway, while our navy is tiny and underequipped, we did recently equip every ship we have with the new Norwegian cruise missiles, which greatly increased their efficiency. From what I understand, the Naval Strike Missile is the most advanced anti-ship cruise missile available in the west. America is currently testing it, and it's set to replace the Harpoon.
It's also going to be used in the F-35, as the Joint Strike Missile.

Some of those are more like coast guard vessels though (like Knud Rasmussen class). Norway has a pretty big coast guard (not included in OP pic) - search 'norwegian coast guard' google images

It's all a bluff, we have nothing to repair and maintain for ships for. If one of them is damaged, it's gone for good.

All of our Navy and ground army's budgets have been relocated to buying F35 for the chairforce.

true, we could ram any country so hard it would sink

>Greece couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Norway in a week TOP KEK NORDSHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Greeks are ITCHING for a war with Norway. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Norwegian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY nu-male Norwegian pig shit they see. When Greece's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it, and you are gonna pay our debts

when was the last time norway won a war

when was the last time poland won a war?

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Yet you don't pay debnts nor do you sink the shitskin boats.

Beware of the wrath of the Norsemen

B-Blame the EU , UN and the Human Rights Watch

>2016
>doesn't have an aircraft carrier

>ywn send a Greco-Scottish taskforce of white-and-blue flag solidarity to remove Turkey forever.

An american should post a flag with our stats on it. Then remove the specific country names with world in the copy pasta