Why is no one talking about this GOAT?

Why is no one talking about this GOAT?

>goat
>cant dribble for shit

>goat
>can't win against valencia at home playing with halal as team mates
>almost lose in the last minute
lmao

who?

>goat
>jersey doesn't read 'Pulisic"

almost lose? what a strange way to say scoring a late equalizer

that first goal didnt teach you anything did you?

Saved the match, saved his team, what's wrong with that

I feel like there should be a "C" somewhere in his name. makes me mad that there isn't one

Ascensio would be more accurate comparing it to other words in spanish, but alas, its Asensio. It seems weird for us spanish speakers too, trust me.

okay, good to know

Remember when John Stockton almost lost to the Houston Rockets? So fucking embarrassing.

>goat scores a few blooters

>disappears for 60m against levante tier valencia

But latamfags can't differenciate between s and c sounds. I bet you tards would write Acencio

>Literally TSUUU
Yes, Asensio is GOAT then

stay safe user

but we're talking about Pulisic a lot

kys everyone in this thread

What's the point of dribbling when literally every time you shoot it goes in?

When was the last time you ate?

He and tsu are literally carrying the team

This morning, ate an Arepa with some cheese and ham. When was the last time you went to mcdonalds?

Nope, Asensio looks very similar to the word Ascension or Ascenso (Rise for you english fags) and as such, there is no way in hell we could be mistaken

Thanks bro

>Al fonso

he's not that good. bale was also great once, and ozil, and di maria etc...

How's Paulinho doing, Jordi?

He's not there yet.

Isco is the true future GOAT an will win a Baloon Door before Nerman

lol

winning his last game, unlike asensio

Like a few days ago. Lemme know if you need me to mail you food and guns

Some clothes would be nice too

The only way is up for this kid