to all the musicians of this shitty board
here's a stupid challenge for you
record one minute (exactly 60 seconds) of you artistically fucking around on your chosen instrument. no structured improvisation, no memorised pieces, no practising beforehand, and absolutely NO RESTARTING. just hit record, go ham for a full 60 seconds, then post it.
here's my entry
vocaroo.com
>no structured improvisation
So just playing random notes and chords?
>artistically
>fucking around
Well, which one? Make up your mind
yes, but in an artistic fashion
i don't see the contradiction
What do you mean "artistically"?
you fuck around but pretend it's some avant-garde experimental shit that's just too high-brow for anyone other than you to understand
That's the opposite of artistic though
Here's a parody like track making fun of "atmospheric tracks"
Listen to Atmospheric Fish by Low fi Audio Garbage #np on #SoundCloud
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oh just fucking ignore that word then
jesus christ i just wanna hear people make stupid noises with instruments
Why did you say it if you didn't mean it?
for lack of a better word because i'm bad at english
this isn't what i imagined doing in this thread
sorry it added 1 for every 2 seconds and I just assumed they were seconds
vocaroo.com
Why don't you spend more time learning basic language instead of playing random notes?
that was beautiful user thank you for contributing
free jazz
why don't you fuck off and stop shitting up my thread
free improvisation
Winner
THIS thank you for finding the words for me
Just answer the question if you want me to participate
>says "exactly 60 seconds"
>posts 61 second long audio recording
bass input + contact mic input -> through the same channel + fast strum = noise
the dude is a fuckin idiot.
if you're gonna put me through these inane fucking questions in return for 60 seconds of you sperging on an instrument then you can fuck right off mate
he might be making a "williams mix" out of all these clips, which is something I personally want to see
it's exactly 60 seconds of fucking around. that's what the OP says. there is 60 seconds of fucking around, with a total second of silence at the beginning and end.
how autistic do you have to be to nitpick such minute details while also being wrong?
merzbow would be proud
So you want my performance and intellectual property for free?
Try again. Answer the question.
That one second of silence was shit by the way
>So you want my performance and intellectual property for free?
Yes, that's exactly what he wants.
nice bait, 4/10 for getting to kick at OP and getting me to answer
holy shit dude, in this particular context, that's probably the most autistic thing you could say. you really want an answer? here it is: i don't put any real effort into communicating with strangers on the internet. their opinions will never affect my life in the way that the opinion of someone i know in real life would.
having answered your stupid fucking question, let me also add that i don't care if you participate or not. in fact, i'd rather you didn't. now will you kindly stop posting?
does that mean all silence is shit since it's inherently the same no matter the context?
i wasn't planning on it but you've given me the idea
yeah. Its shit.
open up FL Studio (only thing i have on thsi laptop) -> use random.org to choose a synth (Harmless) -> Randomize the settings -> add a random flanger and delay -> autistically play the midi keyboard
Master bait my friend zoop
well that's just a wrong opinion
it's a right OPINION
what are the general settings on that synth? sounds psychedelic af dude