I don't want to go to work

I don't want to go to work

go to work do it now

Stay mad, wagecuck

That's why I am NEET.

What job ? If it's shit turn to a life of crime

I know it sucks, bro, but you gotta do it.
The sooner you get it done the sooner you can go home.

You would rather be a NEET and spend all your day on Sup Forums talking about da ebil goberment and the way they control the whole world for ebil purposes and turn you all into wageslaves because ebil things?

Man, don't go to work. It's all there just to brainwash you.

fairly uncommon desu

i don't want to do my mechanics exam. they're going to cuck me

my friend from Zambia said vibrators can't be legally sold in Zambia.

I don't want to live

Neither do the people who run the supermarket where you buy your food, the man who takes your garbage away or the power plant workers who allow you to even use your computer
But they do anyway

Yes, female masturbation is a sin and this is a Christian country.

Beacuse they are slaves

>working
>paying texas for refugees and socialist transgender programms
top wew

It's a great tier, user.
Stick to it !

What denomination? Are you white?

Move into the wild. You could live in some really remote places and just spend your time hunting and fishing.

Unlike Australia which is a barren death hole where evil spirits come to die.

kill Merkel before you die

How so

Me either. I have to go to class and then work afterward.

I stayed up all night playing Europa Universalis 4

My eyes hurt and I feel like my ability to socialize is diminished.

Why do I keep doing this to myself? I've never acted so carelessly until now.

Go to work, pay your taxes, prep the bull for Somalians, All in a days work on Dude Weed Lmao's wild ride.

Neither do I. I don't want to have to go to work again only a few hours after I get off job 1.
But you know what?
I will.
Because we live in a Society where instead of me having to fucking run a gazelle to death, I can just had over small bits of cloth and get food.
And I prefer that to running a fucking animal to death.

Oh, come on, it can't be that horrible in Canada...

today is my first day at new job as lab scientist. am nervous.

I'm a "pommy" (Racist slur invented by Boers for Englishman)

You should be. The goberment will get you. All jobs are there to control you. NEET is the true purpose of life. You shouldn't be working.

Just woke up at 12:30 (early for me),
Just inTime for brunch in my local café
After that I will go to the gym and work on my glorious body
After that I go to my local Thai massage parlour for a well deserved massage (with complementary happy ending)
After that I will have plenty of time to read a good book
Why would anybody want to be a wagecuck?
Free you're self from the employment jew

Lucky you!

And what christian denomination? Is your country homogenous religiously or mixed

And who gave you the money ?

GET TO WORK YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCKER! DO IT OR IM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD!

its like you dont even work from home and your life becomes a massive blur of relaxation and work

Happy Ending with Thai or Chinese?

how is your grandpas farm doing?

Generous NEETbux provided by the Belgian government (aka tax paying wagecucks)

I just got off of work and get the day off.

>TFW still won't get to sleep in because I have to call my wife.

Maybe, but this won't last forever. Because no one will ever work if you can actually live with social welfare... I guess..

The Flemish working man of course. He's a filthy Walloon neet frog.

...

Been NEETing for more than 10 years,
Still getting my NEETbux ,
Belgian government are never going to take my money ,
They are to weak to stand up against the NEET master race

BUT SON WHAT ABOUT YOUR RESUME

underrated post desu
why hello there nsa

I am at work.

I work security.

I have one of the worst headaches of my life and I am just sitting in the stair well at one of me sites on my last hour of the night trying to let it go away a little so I can just go to base and finish paperwork, get home, sleep and do it again in another 12 hours.

Anyone think of anyway to get rich yet?

Get a less shit job then

>Being NEET
>Living off the scraps of others until conservative parties cut off your money

If you make super aids release it.

RARE FLAG BEST FLAG

Start a business then. I have owned a hotel and I get to live the NEET life while making beaucoup money doing it. Running a hotel is easy. Take reservations, get money then give a key out, problems occur have maintenence or maids take care of it, I pay someone to do my breakfast area, my taxes and almost everything except run the office. In which im here fucking about.

But it will let you build the world instead of bitching about not having things. Although there will still be lots of bitching about paperwork and politics and stagnant earnings etc. No exit desu.

>NSA
>picking proxy as poland

>tfw bought 856 bitcoins back when they were cheap as hell
>tfw have over 500k worth of savings
>tfw I don't have to work

>/r9k/

Me neither, canadabro, me neither.

mom and dad must be so proud.

REEEEEEEEEE

also underrated post desu.
this actually worries me somewhat.

Currently at work right now while my friends are out crabbing.


They get to live how people were designed, outside, working with your hands.

I'm locked in a box for another 9 hours but hey I get to look at a computer screen and see a bunch of zeroes in my account

>literal parasites proud of their government dependency
I can't wait for the financial collapse.

they're doing what they enjoy. some people don't have any choice.

Jobs aren't there to "control you", they're there to provide life's necessities and to improve the world. If you dob't work, you're a lazy disgusting selfish fuck who is a parasite to humanity

Here we have the "guaranteed minimum wage" of 27.54 Euro !!!!!!

fuck them bro

money > everything else

Be glad that you won't have a broken back in 10 years or that you have a comfy af job

they're just jealous like evryone else

t.sysadmin master race

>have a full time job that I actually really enjoy (reliability engineering technician, basically part of a group of people who stress test/try to break shit all day in various ways)
>basically get paid to do light exercise all day, nice comfy leather chair to sit in whenever I want, get all of my work done in only half the time so I have 4 hours to do whatever the fuck I want with (take a long-ass lunch, shoot the shit with coworkers, listen to music/comedy stuff, read a book, internet shit and games on my smartphone, etc). full health benefits, 401k, etc.
>get to be inside all day in a lab that is perfectly climate controlled for heat and humidity (something like 70 F and 20-30% humidity all the time I believe? It's technically for the machines but hey, I work around the machines), around legitimately intelligent coworkers who are polite as fuck, all white and some asians, no blacks/muzzies/etc
>free gym, free gourmet lunches from the cafeteria every day because lol working at a big technology corporation
>have lots of extra spending money, will eventually retire early, but enjoying having a social life and having fun at my job
>still live at home with my parents in my 20's, no debt, no wife/kids but got a fuckbuddy a couple of months ago, live in a state where weed is decriminalized and soon to be legalized recreationally

I'm like in some weird nirvana zone between NEET and wagecuck. You guys should really try actually finding a job you enjoy, work environment is probably the most important thing. Education is key.

Stop making my shitposting invalid.

Of course NEETs are the most retarded caste. I hate Sup Forums, I'm just here to shitpost.

Actually, he's right. With all the automation, whe should work a maximum of 8h per day.

In the future, robots will take almost all our jobs, we will be too many unemployed by then.

>money > everything else

Wrong.


>Be glad that you won't have a broken back in 10 years or that you have a comfy af job

They're not doing it for the money, they all git fired from their office jobs and they have over 20k in savings. at last, they are free.

How to get 'rich':
1) work on something that pays reasonably well; periodically switch to progressively better paying roles
2) spend very little money
3) invest the savings
I measure my savings as years of living costs. I'm 25 and currently have 11 years, not counting anticipated returns or inflation anyway. When the total exceeds 100-ish, time to stop.

What do you buy with truly large amounts of money? Pointless giant houses. Pointless expensive cars. Occasionally companies, but those are just investments. So why? Mostly to impress women who will just divorce you for an even richer-looking man later. Or 'friends' who just want exposure to you and will disappear if you ever have career difficulties. Fuck it. Thrift and indifference yield one of the only paths to freedom.

>we live in a society where we compete to be the most prestigious slave

The ultimate redpill.

Man was designed to hunt, knock up as many women as possible by any means necessary, then become disposable guardians and caretakers as the next generation takes over.

We were never intended to slave away in front of computer screens or whatever.

Oh I should also mention I get COMPLETE autonomy at my job. My boss basically shows up maybe once a week to check up on me for 5 minutes and make sure everything is going well, if I need anything, etc. It's just "are you getting X number of parts tested per day? Okay cool I'm going to an entirely different building on the campus, see you next week". Beyond that no one bothers me or gives a shit what I do, I do my testing in the best way I see fit, no one looking over my shoulder, no customers/"the public" i have to deal with ever, etc.

Autonomy is a pretty important part of a good job imo. I have 8 hours to do my job, I get it done in half that time and fuck around the rest of the time, and no one cares because I did what they wanted me to do, consistently. I could literally just go sleep in my car for an hour and no one would give a fuck, it's amazing.

Fucking based

Make sure to vote for some communist/socialist party for maximum NEETbux, Belgian bro. NEETs are the true alpha master race.

Universal Basic NEETbux when?

>tfw one of those days it feels like you never slept at all

Gonna be a fun day at work.

Unless you intend to undo the industrial revolution or go to live in some Amazonian tribe that's never going to happen again

> What is capital
How much did you buy the hotel for?
How did you choose a good building and location?
How did you ensure enough exposure to get enough occupancy to cover costs?
Did it keep working reliably?

This is why Europe is fucked. Socialism has ruined a generations will.

I know someone who made 3mm on this by having done the same.

More money > more possibilites to successfully invest > more possibilities to retire early > more freedom

Idiot

This guy gets it. I personally just figured out the absolute minimal things I need to be happy, and you know what? It honestly isn't very much at all. Aside from the basic necessities (food/water/medicine/shelter/etc), I really only need a decent computer with internet access (technically I don't even need the money to buy games and software and stuff, I can just torrent if I really need to), my guitar and other assorted instruments (which I already own and take very very minimal upkeep money-wise, just like, guitar strings and shit), and weed/booze/coffee (which are all fairly cheap and eventually I plan on living somewhere I can grow my own weed so it's free).

That's it. If I have those things I can be happy forever. I need literally nothing else except those things, as expenses. Other than that I like to hang out with friends and family, but human interaction is free. Honestly though I have more thoughtful discussions with people on the internet than with people in real life though, to be fair. Kinda funny how that works out.

I call it "living minimalistically"

You got me there
>I bought it with good credit and money I had saved from welding and when my parents passed. I got it for about 800k
>The building was a piece of shit but it was for sale and on an island with great tourism
>We didnt really advertise the first years. People just came in and saw that we were getting better and better. I mean this place was a pile of shit only making about 150k a year.
>Yes I have had the hotel 11 years now and it runs smooth. We started off with a property value of 800k Now this piece of land alone is worth 3 million and my hotel is constantly getting better. I just had a new pool built and new remodeling is done yearly. before taxes I make around 1 million a year so far but I am doing my best to make it more than that.

RARE
Also, this.

Interesting. Have been considering buying an apartment building sometime, but this also seems reasonable. Likely better margins. Much due diligence required, granted.

"I smell... another NEET."