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What Instrument is The Most Pretentious, The Most Attention-Seeking?
your favourite instrument
Vocals
trumpet
fuck you if you play trumpet you fuck up every standard you wankers
Anything other than the human voice
They say the angels will play Trumpet when the end times come.
WILL YOU UTTER THIS HUBRIS TO THEIR FACE?
bugs..
what's up, doc?
Tenor Sax
This, vocals are bottom of the barrel
Bugs...
the harp
six string bass
Ukulele
godly post
>triple 0s
>0, 7 and 9 are godly numbers
>antiquated manner of speaking
>post literally about heaven
10/10
FROM THE SKY
THE NUMBER 7
Whatever pvc pipe and paint bucket monstrosity street performers like to make.
This is the correct answer. Bonus points if the person playing ukulele talks about their travelling adventures, but has only been to 1 other country.
slap bass.
Why tho? I would understand if you said Alto but Tenor is the most common one
chapman stick
Glass
OP here, I'm writing a piece using your suggestions entirely
thank you
Ukelele
dont shit talk the blue man group, man
soprano sax, sounds like shit no matter who is playing. always played by some self righteous cock
All of them
That's a baliset you mongrel
Kazoo
Vocalists are cunts
Brassfags are overcompensating
yeah but the baliset is just a chapman stick with a retarded record player stapled to the bottom
Only in the stupid Lynch version of Dune, fucko. In the actual Dune canon it's more like a lute with a super bent neck.
...lay off the carrots bugs
b-but the lynch version of dune is actually really good and only mouth breathers who can't form their own opinions think otherwise
seconded
The Lynch version had good moments, but it had too many bad moments. Should've stuck closer to the source material, because it's a masterpiece. Besides, the books are always better than the movies regardless of source. But especially Dune
>but it had too many bad moments
Like what?
>Should've stuck closer to the source material
What was deviated?
>he fell for the books are better than movies meme