/f1/ Formula 1 General - Rindt in Peace Edition

>lol just take my rear wing off guys
>*dies*
Never underestimate le home of speed

>Countdown to Home GP:
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>Session times in your time:
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>Usually reliable 24x7 F1 Acestream:
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>HD Acestream (only during sessions):
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 220 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 213 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 179 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 132 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 128 points

>News:
-Hamilton and Vettel both say the Ferrari was quicker on Sunday
-no more racing allowed at Foreskindia
-Alonso faked another engine failure

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motorsport.com/f1/news/mercedes-fia-oil-burn-limit-946538/
twitter.com/ams_formula1/status/902437915673939968
youtube.com/watch?v=BJrIJtU4-aQ
youtu.be/ml539X0vuwc?t=247
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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first for pure white woman

KYS pol cancer

I really like racing

F1 hasn't been good since the 50's

F1 died in 1951

The best Grands Prix were in the early 40s

>this calls for the senna, diocles, amoeba,... screenshot

F1 was never good. Like Sup Forums.

There were no GPs then you noob

>post-WWII racing
kys yourselves posers.

So who was in the wrong for this season? Perez or Ocon?

Tripoli was the GOAT Grand Prix

Gee Willikers, Nick, do you suppose that by specifying the early 40s, when there was a rather well known historical event transpiring, I may have actually been deliberately saying the best racing was on while there was none at all?

Oh and if you fellow stopped smashing plates perhaps you could afford to pay dents

Back in your cell, Brucey boy.

>season
Both
>last race
Perez

foreskindia for hiring them.

He is right, pay benis debnts

and not getting a team boss with a pair of bollocks to control them.

pressed post too early my bad

When will the beaner be charged with attempted murder?

I'm not mutilating off my penis for the gratification of a bunch of strangers on the internet because some fat Gr**k NEET said he would do it but didn't.

Again.

Where can i see Nick pics

>crash.net/f1/news/873336/1/sean-gelael-confirmed-for-toro-rosso-fp1-appearances
A bit late but KFC money is too strong apparently for Marko

Nick hasn't been here in ages now. Just admit it was you and you're too pussy to do it.

I think you can still go laugh at him on /fit/ in the fat person help threads

Should been Popeyes if they wanted the Black US market

Now that you mention it, Nick probably hasn't seen his lad in years. How would he find it to cut it off? Is he sure he still has one? No one knows.

I think there are sites for that kind of thing m8.

motorsport.com/f1/news/mercedes-fia-oil-burn-limit-946538/

Press f for Ferrari.

>But ahead of the Italian Grand Prix, the FIA has confirmed that Mercedes will only have to comply with the 1.2l limit that was laid down in the technical directive – because the engine has already been used

>The ruling does mean, however, that when Mercedes customer teams introduce their final units, they will have to run it at the 0.9L level

Cheating bastards

And people say the FIA favours Ferrari over Merc

I read Ferrari had agreed with Merc not to go above 0.9l too.

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as if Merc would honour that.

MWL for the rest of the season fuck this shit

Reminder that when Ferrari had a loophole solution earlier this season FIA forced them to change it.

Did alonso really fake engine failure?

Didn't he say something like 'no power' before retiring? Thats just hyperbole for 'this engine sucks in general, fuck you Honda', which wouldn't really make it faking or a lie

>"Engine problem"

According to Honda there was nothing wrong with the engine aside from it being shit.

He has retired in all but 3 races.
2 he scored points in and 1 which was his home GP.

He also has been classified in 2 of the races he retired in. One where he was in the points and had a genuine engine failure and the other which was at the home GP of the owners of McLaren.

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to FIA tomorrow

Without Mercedes given a free pass for everything and Ferrari getting cucked by FIA every other week Vettel would be WDC already

That's like letting a serial killer continue his killing spree because when he started murder was legal.
>Mercedes are literally murderers

And normies will still think that Hamilel is the GOAT and he dominates the races in an inferior car

maybe semen slurping is for me lads

Ferrari should just continue blowing 1.2l and threaten to leave F1. There, solved.

You JUST know that Sky F1 are going to spin this in a way that makes it seem like every Ferrari win isn't deserved.
Not surprised.
It would either change merc or let them keep running high. Win win for them really.

I approve of this message but only if they actually quit F1 if the FIA says nuh-uh

twitter.com/ams_formula1/status/902437915673939968
Perez to get jailed for attempted Dutch genocide

Sky will say that Ferrari had the chance to bring an updated PU to Spa like Mercedes did. Which is sadly true.

>Perez to get jailed for attempted Dutch genocide

You mean, for not succeed in it?

What a bunch of cunts.

perez mostly. he becomes a really aggressive driver when threatened by his teammate or his team... remember perez at mclaren with button?

*gets deported*

youtube.com/watch?v=BJrIJtU4-aQ
Ted not impressed by Italian humor

10 FEET HIGHER

It was my first thought when I saw the replay. How lucky that turned out. The piece got caught by the top of the fence. The crowd is right behind that. I don't think it would be very pleasant to get a piece of carbon to the face at the speed it was doing.

If the Dutch weren't so tall they'd have a better chance of not getting hit, so it's their own fault really.

kek

spectator protection when?

>be a fence
>know I'm designed and built to a specific standard
>do a good job and stop the beaner from killing toothpastes
>mfw everyone says it was luck that prevented the public from getting injured

don't forget mandatory helmets for every spectator

It was luck it didn't fly a bit higher. And it would not be such a big deal if it was just an accident, but it was on purpose, so if it would have hit a spectator, Perez would be in deep shit.

mandatory cockpits

Mandatory concrete shells in front of stands and general admission

youtu.be/ml539X0vuwc?t=247

*dabs*

Mandatory 24/7 Crofty commentaries for the race weekend

Mandatory bunkers with TV screens inside.
Bunkers with padding on the outside of course, for when a car goes of the track.

RICKY IS A SICK CUNT

RICKY IS A SICK CUNT BOYS

Ricky has no dicky
Ricky has a sick cunt

Thanks for the heads up mate

No he just came into the pit after the team confirmed there will be no rain

with honda-engines you got to save every lap.
no point in damaging the engine when there's no chance for points

>Alonso is now a start-and-parker

Newfag fucking retarded OP you got there

>It was luck it didn't fly a bit higher
No. You think the fence height was chosen arbitrarily?

He's a poo in loo. Why is he white?

living in Britain allowing him to wash the shit off his face every now and then?

Post yfw he wins this weekend and makes it a 3 way fight again

He's not white, he's just pale from being trapped indoors for the past 3 years trying to evade the long penis of the law

moral victor desu

>that
>white

are you drunk?

He's exposed

the fuck are you on about

>implying Mercedes will ever let him win again

Daily reminder that the sport of F1 died 11 years ago

Robots don't get exposed

They'll have no choice when the coon's engine lets go while chasing vettel for 2nd

it was extremely close last weekend, I think it will be a good fight

>FIA is alarmed
but no penalty lol

Quality post.

>for when a car goes of the track.

Not installing designated car railway to allow the cars to stay on the optimal line without risking damaging the shell if ever happens to fly off

Why don't we put the F1 cars on rails.

ricciardo bless

amd amx's sister looks like Lexi Sindel or it is just me?

>drivers have to get out of the car and switch the traintracks at the Designated Overtaking Junction to pass

There's a chance the track could bend.

Train 1 Formula world championship when?

Who's lifelong /ansaldobreda/ here lads?

We had that before in the 2000's, it wasn't interesting to watch, just long processions with no overtakes.
Only Trulli trains were fun to watch occasionally.

I can see the likeness.

is it okay to play F1 2017 with a controller?

thinking about getting it for my PS4

2016 was dogshit on a controller which is amazing considering the fact that e.g. F1 2013 was perfectly fine to play on a controller yet they somehow managed to fuck it up.

Now that I think about it, 2013 was the last good F1 game. People said 2016 was great. Played it, felt worse than 2013, shit to play on controller, never-ending fucking BORING stuff to do in the career mode (shitty cutscenes, endless test programmes just to get resource points, three fucking practice sessions that were skippable but still) to the point that you end up actually racing maybe like 20% of the time and even then its le tyre management or le alternative strategy suggestions every race

2017 has taken that even further it seems. I might only get it if the handling model has been considerably improved, which is why I am also hoping for an answer.

Do people actually buy these games to "feel like a F1 driver", including all the behind the scenes stuff and all the mundane tests? Like I honestly don't get it, the quali and race is the only exciting part of the whole thing in my opinion.