>tapping to strikes
Heem
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Who is your favorite man fighter?
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Reem bless and good night
Reminder:
foxnews.com
Stay in your fucking lane MMAnlets before you end up hurting.
>when i finally stop hating schaub he gets irredeemably btfo and universally even more hated
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See this man right here? He would have murdered the face of your sport if he got into the ring with him. Stay in your fucking lane.
Friendship with Nate is over now Conor is my best friend
I would double leg him and drag him into deep waters my man 100%
Horribly cropped webm. If you made it kill yourself Canada
Conor will knock the can out
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wrong forum
this thread belongs in /r/manlets
*throws a hook*
Think quick heem
*taps your chin*
*shadow realms you*
*heems you swiftly*
>heemed by struve
>wants to box anthony joshua
Cut the shit stipe
Jesus Christ his footwork is terrible. He literally just walked up to him and softly tapped his face. Joe Rogan did a favor retiring Schaub before he died in the octagon
Whoa, Nate Diaz, a person who usually fights at 155, bullied Binding Shawarma, a person who fought at a usual weight of 235.
How is this possible? Why didn't he slap Diaz around like he should've?
>Hey user, want to wrestle?
Because he knew stoner spic would Heem him if he tried anything
>"i-its not like I want you to play with my fucked up roid clit or anything b-baka!
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How do you play with a clit?
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Gently
'Eah, make me.
Make me.
Make me!
MAKE ME.
MAKE ME!
MAKE! ME!
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Like with milky coins and salt
Fuck you, penis pleasing n-word. I was just about to make that joke 20 seconds before you posted it.
Sucks to be you, enthusiast of rectal inercourse gentleman of sub saharan heritage
So I guess Ngannou is off 215 and Ilir Latifi vs. Tyson Pedro is taking the slot
brrraaaapppppppppppp
Debating whether I even wanna illegally stream that shitshow ppv desu senpai
You pussies need to stop welching on your bet and fuck off to /asp/
You don't
Fuck off back to the potato farms paddy boy
Outside of Nunes-Shevchenko it could be an all-decision card. The PPV after the Mayweather fight was bound to be watered down but even so it's still pretty horrible
Whatever happened to the OP who used to post news and stuff? What'd you lads call him, notepad?
Where is he?
For sure it was only fatigue for Conor
Joined isis and got killed in a russian air strike
Bummer. At least he didn't have to live a single day of his life as a Bulgarian gypsy. Worth it.
For sure, early stoppage wtf
>hits u with my composure
psssh nothing personaell kid
>Oh so you a wrestler now
>Oh so you a boxer now
Nunes-Shevchenko will probably be a decision too, Shev has no power and is very risk averse so little chance of Nunes catching her clean with any big punches.
There's your new home.
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yeah it was
For sure, he was still standing wtf
wasn't even close to that, he was still standing and still dodging, dodged the last punch just as it was stopped.
mma is pussy shit compared to boxing, what is a good stoppage in mma is brain damage in boxing
So you'd really rather see him take brain damage before you admit he lost?
Thoughts?
Yeah, that's why there's a fuck ton of boxing deaths compared to one MMA death, right?
That's why boxers can barely string a sentence together because of CTE and MMA fighters are starring in movies and shit?
You got it the other way around, boxfag. I'd say return to your thread of origin but you're obviously amusing the people here who make fun of you and your coward """sport""".
>Mfw the state of these boxing fags who have CTE
who's the brandon knight of mma?
You're at a party in the favelas and these 2 walk up to you and grope your bund
>Oi cutche boy you havey one very nice bunda, come lets go makingsexowith us togethers
What do you do?
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>tfw spain is so retarded he cant even comprehend
hilarious kys
I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE!
>"Big" John "To The Death" McCarthy
>Reddit: Rory
>Sup Forums: Robbie
glad this has been cleared up
>what is a good stoppage in mma is brain damage in boxing
>spainspaz replies with BOXIING IS MORE DANGEROUS!!!!
steroids, bacne, usada
That's because your words are feeble like a woman's, boy.
Get your CTE checked you skinny, coward sport loving, real man ducking, London mayor Muslim having little TWERP.
Last (You) you get from big Daddy Heem, little brain damaged bitch.
wow this guy has zero talent lel
Damn, I might make an account to ask him some shit.
For example, what the fuck did he mean by this?
>starring in movies and shit?
Have to admit this one got me. :D
You poo in loos are funny sometimes.
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USADA bless
remove dick from the burro
>FOUR triggered CTE having BETA pussies in a row begging big Daddy Heem for a (You)
Roflmfao.
removo el dicko from el burro nowo amigo
>mfw made some moor unboy three bois in a row
>Triggered the spergs, the newscum casual tourists and everybody else
Easy work. Beg me, you CTE having, virgin LOSERS.
kek
stoppo fucko el burro, senor
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>NZ sheep shagger outing himself as a newscum casual tourist by going for the faux-flag
You autists keep biting over and over, every time you do that, everyone on /heem/ laughs at you because you've exposed yourself as a tourist.
Beg me for (You)s some more, you permavirgin losers.
>muh roider
if you're not spanish that makes the donkey-fucking much harder to explain desu
but you should not fuck the burro
I think Nunes will gas and get put away but you could be right.
*pretends to shake your hand*
*violently heems you*
Heh, nothin personnel kid
>this complete sperglord
don't even bother @ing me nigga
Nice quads my guy.
Job is job
>small norwegian flag in the background
what a cuck, won't even identify himself by his homeland
I can't shake this feeling that Rockhold is gonna lose to Branch and end up in Bellator
Exactly what I said, newscum casual tourists posting for the first time on /heem/.
Have I been wrong yet? No, I haven't. Thus my name.
>tfw we might get Rockhold-Moose after all
i've been posting longer for you and would heem you if you ever got the balls to drag your pencil neck in my vicinity. Consider yourself lucky im not balls deep in your non virgin ass right now.
>coldfrontin ass nigga, imma beat you like you stole something
MMAnlets that enter boxing get killed
>Tim Hauge
his fight against Jotko was fucking awful, Rockhold makes light work if he takes him seriously
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