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CHOPPED IN HAUUUUUGH

dissonant
funeral
doom
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Is this literally the best tech-death record of all time?

listen to celtic frost and suffocation then if you're such a smartass
Death is babby's first DM get over it

reminder that grind is a soy genre

will take a listen but something tells me you're full of shit

no u
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Don't why Roman Saenko is not continuing this project. This album is amazing.

None So Vile bro

Grear album, but.
No one really thinks of it as Tech anyways. Do they?

How the fuck is it not techdeath? It rivals Suffocation in terms of riff complexity and tightness. Also, the fucking drummer, god damn.

12th for post rock

What are the do's and dont's of /metal/ when attending a metal concert?

Recommend me modern death metal that has that old school late 80s deathrash guitar tone (think Kreator, Sepultura, Massacra). No over-saturated incantation/immolation/suffocation garbage.

just be yourself bro

do
>wear black
>pick up others who fall in the pit

dont
>not wear black

>anal soy

i bet you were adopted

>slam

t. soyboy

Is Suffocation slam? Cause I like them.

Do
>get belligerently drunk
>hit on women who are clearly taken
>try to touch the guitars
>smoke weed in the crowd
>only stand in front of people shorter than you
Dont
>anything else

t.soyboy

slam is trve as fuck, please leave the hall

>oh she's hot dat ass
>mmm, nope. just another guy with long hair...

t. soyboy

t. soyboy

as expected, just another ok DM

LE SOYBOY XD

fuck off

t. soyboy seething with rage

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

do
mosh
get drunk
have fun
slam into the retards in the front row who think they're immune to moshing
don't
get caught in the middle of the wall of death
try to hurt anyone in the pit(unless they're a power metal fan or a punk)

t soyboy

There's something wrong with you if you think Ripping Corpse is "just ok"

nothing gay about hitting on dudes

Unlikely

>unless they're a power metal fan

extremely rude post

t. too fabulous for mosh

metal for when you accidentally take too much of your meds which lower your heart rate and blood pressure ?

>posts Simpsons meme
you basically put yourself into trash

funeral doom obviously

sunn o)))

kill yourself

Is this metal?

t soyboy

maybe

KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF

I dunno but their last album was definitely post-punk, if that helps.

hit too close home, sadboy?

>HAHAHAHAHA SLAMFAGS FANTANO SAYS BTFO IN A MEME THAT WAS SERIOUS
>STFU U FAGGOT SLAM IS LE EPIC
I still have no fucking clue what slam is or why everyone is shitting their fucking brains out over it

>slam enthusiast's butthurt carries over into the next thread
it's just kind of embarassing at this point bro

slam might be retarded but only literal faggots hate it

>mental gymnastics
I don’t know how else to tell you that you’re just projecting like a retarded person and I’ve never heard slam before, but at this point there’s no helping you

And still no one can tell me what this fucking genre is and why everyone is so fucking obsesssed with it

I don’t know about modern, but Death is the next step from thrash. Also possessed if you can.

dis is DM
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and dis is SLAM
youtube.com/watch?v=9hb2cHLejtA&t=98s
hear the difference?

i don't get why you're so obsessed with slam user, just please try chilling

I know what death metal is and holy fuck that is something else
Why the fuck is it produced to given the grunting pig noises the center stage and all the instrumentals in the background. Plus the instruments sound waaaay more like hip-hop esq then dm. Honestly the only reason this is considered death is those fucking vocals.

I can't comprehend how many levels of irony is that vocalist is on.

>the mental gymnastics of the slam obssesor are reaching new heights
>at this rate he should receive a gold medal

why you talking in third person like that bruh
baka white people

This album can only be an INFERIOR space slug death metal album anyway

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good slam is tolerable especially if it has a tea pot snare

Slam is like a half-joke where the people who enjoy it are mostly white trash drug-addicts that can only make low-life alcoholic friends in these "metal" concerts.

I only listen to el pees

>the irony alludes the slam obssessor as well
You are honestly the dumbest human being I’ve ever met. You must’ve been clocked over the head with a bag of bricks.
Never heard slam until 5 minutes ago
I was wondering why people like you are so obsessed with it, how did you not comprehend that

Man I like to say I can enjoy good metal in any genre but I can honestly never see myself banging out to slam

i think all of this slam has rotted your brain user, you're making stuff up
please see a doctor, i'm worried for you

Slam would probably rot my fucking brain if it sounds like this I just can’t understand how stupid you are. It’s pretty funny to me desu

The only slam album I still listen to on a regular basis:
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Donùt worry, I'm only half-joking as well. There's slam that isn't completely ridiculous. I really like Sagrado.

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you're becoming mad to a frightening degree, no way this is healthy bro
i'd advise taking a chill pill as soon as possible

tfw no slam gf

Were all having an actual conversation and you’re raving and projecting like fucking lunatic. All I asked was to know what slam is and you lost your shit. You need to take a chill pill. Either that or you’re actually illiterate.

i'm concerned for you and you're lashing out with violence and rage
you need help, it's not too late

Can someone post a Slam chart?

>you're becoming mad to a frightening degree
American way of having fun is make 0/10 bait then pretend people are angry
god bless

Either trolling or retarded at this point, this will be your last (You) savor it as it drips down your face

Can someone advise me if Temple of Void is soy? I'm enjoying it but I can't do so confidently without /meal/ assuring me that I'm masculine for doing so.

fuck off

If ironic then based, if not you’re soy for seeking validation like a teenage girl

nah bro might as well accept that you like being pegged and slapped around (no homo)

Thanks you fucking retarded mongoloidic scum sucking cretin

hahahahahaha basically 50% this thread
Actually 50% of meal most of the time

Temple of Void is not soy, but you sure are.

senpai learn a rule of thumb
actual metal and hardcore = normal music for most part
post-anything = soy
power and glam = homoerotically masculine metal

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nothing gay about half naked sweaty men on your album cover(s)

my favorite part is that Americans imply being angry is such a shameful thing, that if you're angry then you completely lost and submitted to their total dominance
I've seen some especially retarded American people say "you're angry, so you're not right"
How this is accepted in metal thread on anime board? Go figure

I loathe americans as much as the next guy, but this is the most retarded thing I've ever read. Anger has been regarded as a negative emotion and a loss of control for millennia. Kill yourself.

U mad bro?

the real retarded thing is being angry on an anime website

not that guy but calling someone angry is an ad hominem and a non-argument, is the point

>butthurt eurosoys bitching about americans on online message boards while their shitskins plow every orifice of their wives and daughters

>unironically watched male striptease and thought it was "alpha as fuck"
hol up…
>watches only Schwarzennegger movies, only the bared torso ones
hol up…
>makes women jealous of his appearance rather than wet
you be telling me…
>has developed most fabulous voice in metal
you be telling me…
>basically has come as close to acting like a woman while still counting as man
…so we are true men and real metal and shiet?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9YVo9zw18
One of the members literally murdered a homo sexual
Why? Because he was a fucking faggot and that's what the fuck they get
Such a based band

Don’t make this an American thing tho, this guy is just a fag

the way Americans treat anger is completely retarded though. to them being angry alone is an offense and a crime on its own, deserving a more than hostile response
they'd rather get cucked and offended than admit they're angry because if you're angry than youre asking to get shot