Ok hiro wtf is this

Ok hiro wtf is this

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Ramen noodles are terrible

Cup Noodles are the superior choice.

Just add a few drops of tabasco sauce and you're good to go.

>when you eat all the noodles and you're left with just broth

That's why I eat it with a fork famalam.

Eat all the noodles and shit, then just drink that shit right out of the cup. Your daily sodium intake right fucking there and it's so fucking good.

someone should get them to remove the carrots and corn
it's useless desu

poor brendan can't get a break

Theme song of Brendan
youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ

>browsing Sup Forums without adblock

Enjoy those viruses and malicious spyware.

OwO

I used to because the ads weren't intrusive
now I do because hirojew

Has science gone too far?

>adblock
>not ublock origin

at least get it right

Posting instant noodle kino.

amazon.com/Indomie-Mi-Goreng-Instant-Noodle/dp/B00HXIXWKM

This, literally the only reason I don't do cup noodles

>noodle kino

it's that time of night where everything is funny to me

>night
Do you mean early morning

>it's 5am already and i have to get up at 10

lmao

>it's three am and I have to finish my novel or I'm a failure.

oh well

let's be failures together

Fuck now I want some instant ramen lads.

>It's 0300 and I have 3 hours left on my shift
>it'll still be dark when I get home
security guardin' is shit

I'm bored so I am going to post pictures of my noodle stack. They are greatest of all time and I have to buy them in bulk cause they always sell out. Hope I clicked the right one, but I don't think I took many other photos in 2017, so hopefully I got it right, just going off the filename.

Joining the failure train

CHOO CHOO

It's 3 am I must be lonely

>good
Might as well drink salt water

i literally just made some ramen because of this thread

id take a pic but it's dark and i dont want to turn on the lights

>gets to spend all night shitposting on Sup Forums and getting paid for it

lucky dog

im a little jelly

More like Cuck Noodles

This. I used to drink ramen broth when I was a fatty.

I posted a story yesterday on here about lights but no one answered.

>be me
>wife's been gone for a few years
>dunno where the hell she went
>anyway haven't really bothered with girls or whores for over a year
>decide to call a prostitute for new year's.
>later, she's naked, and so am I
>someone knocks on my door, a rare occurrence for me, since I barely know anybody
>anyone can see the whole of my apartment from the door, it's a bachelor
>gotta find a way to hide this tramp
>remember the start of pic related
>I have a light on my porch everyone complains about, I usually leave it off.
>Put on a robe, and turn off all the lights in my apartment, but blast the porch light just as I open the door, blinding my visitor
>He can't see a thing even with her standing right before him
>her being a nigger probably helped

Um

SO WHO WAS AT THE DOOR?

my previous posting was like that, getting paid to shitpost for 12 hours
this new one is shit
>have to sit in car, no comfy shack with 2 heaters
>car has literally no insulation
>freezing my ass off if the heater isn't running

I eat my ramen noodles with my chai tea in the sahara desert.

It was my neighbour. It was funny though, cause the whore was all freaked out cause she claimed to have heard gunshots earlier and I told her it was fireworks and anyway, I wasn't getting an erection and my neighbour had invited me over for beers so I just told her to fuck off and she said she was worried about the gunshots.

>It's fucking new years, it's fireworks
>I know what a gun sounds like, I keep one in my car
>What good does a gun sitting in your car do- whatever just get out

Then I had beers with my neighbour and he asked me if I heard the gunshots earlier. Maybe I should check the news and see if someone actually got shot.

Are you a film noir private detective?

>Ramen noodles are terrible
You shouldn't be eating plain ramen after the age of 25, as an adult there's no reason to not improve it. Throw in some leeks and napa cabbage, a few meatballs or pieces of sausage, a fried egg on top, use good broth instead of MSG packets. The possibilities are endless.

>security guardin'
>industrial area, nothing but warehouses
>sometimes hear what sounds like gunshots
>pretty sure they're gunshots, this was a few months ago when there's no reason to be lighting fireworks at 0300
>no sirens
>no reason to call cops since I don't know where they're coming from and they're quite distant
>spooked anyway since cunts in shitty driftmobiles race through the industrial area at night due to wide ass streets with no one on them, especially on weekends

I want to watch a film about your life desu

no

SOMOBODY SAAAAVE MEEEE

I heard gunshots a few days ago.

>several loud BANGS in rapid succession
>go online and look up a police scanner for my area
>police are talking about a shooting

then i hear sirens a few minutes later. the area around my home has really gone downhill since these apartments were built across the street.

anyone else listen to police scanners to go to sleep?

just me?

i like to listen to quiet vaporwave at the same time for the maximum comfy experience

sometimes i swap out the police scanner for archive NASA mission audio files

Yeah. I do have to write it all down before I die. They said more or less the same thing last time I posted about the things I do, before someone screencapped it all and posted it on reddit.

The fuck is wrong with parents? Didn't they cook you food?

They did, when I lived with my parents. Well, I guess that's not exactly true, I mostly did it myself, but they did it sometimes.

post more famalam

tell us about your wife

sounds like a good idea. What's a good place to follow? Nothing beats Chicago I guess

>be me
>living in asia for years
>cup noodles are an entire aisle at the convenience store
>the top shelf noodles have vacuum sealed packets of beef and gravy, chili oil, and veggies, in addition to bullion powder
>move back to the states
>can't even find this shit anywhere
>even at the asian grocery
sucks man

Not much to say about her, actually. Pretty straightforward. One day she told me move out. So I did. Haven't much talked to her since. Always sort of expected to get divorce papers in the mail, but that never happened.

I was raised in Mexico, and for some reason Maruchan is the goto Instant Ramen. Are cup noodles better?

you should formalize it eventually, just for the sake of legal financial status

CAN'T WAKE UP

Is this the most comfy thread on Sup Forums?

What are you watching lads?

I'm watching Autopsy of Jane Doe and will soon stop posting and start focusing on the film.

Yeah, I should do a lot of things, but I'd have to care about things in the first place. She's the rich one anyway, if she isn't concerned, I'm not concerned. Being estranged this long is the same as a divorce anyway.

watched carlito's way yesterday. Was pretty good

>have today off from work
>forgot to turn off my alarm
>woke up at 4am
>cant go back to sleep
>made big ass breakfast
>drinking coffee
>shitposting on Sup Forums
>raining outside
>decided to rewatch lord of the rings today

here's a crappy screenshot of last time I got to posting that someone made.

yo bowl of noodle doesnt have that shit but its hard to find places that stock them

thats my dads fave movie, and yeah i agree. its pretty good. i should rewatch it some time.

Seriously bro, you have no idea how much asians like peas and corn on things. It's like one of the most popular pizza toppings.

>same time zone

no rain here though

Maximum comfy

yo are images fucked up for anyone else right now

ya

im also an alky who has bags of cans lying around.

hobos dont realy frequent my area though. did you ever meet that hobo woman again?

No, I didn't. Good for her. Hope she's not schlepping for cans anymore.

it's fixed now

I'm gonna write a story where you meet her again, but she's now successful and well adjusted and you start a relationship.

Itd make a comfy romcom.

Yeah probably would.

Like now she's the fashion editor of Vagina Magazine and bumps into him again at a cocktail party, and is torn between her love for him, and her desire to hide her bag lady past from her new high society friends and associates?

Fucking hell

I know VPPV is just YIFY but is VPPV a clean version that removed the honeypot bullshit?

i was gonna make the initial meeting the bulk of the story in a "before sunrise" way, and the later meeting kind of an end scene heart warmer where they are reunited but this works too.

I think we've just created the baglady romcom cinematic universe. We have the first two movies planned out. Now how about a prequel about where the bag lady came from, and then a inbetweenquel of how someone stole her keys one time.
Someone get me hollywood... We're gonna make a fortune.

we have to get the friendly hookers in the franchise as well. maybe they can be his supporting cast in the sequel where they advise him on his relationship with the ladyhobo.

>it's 10pm and I want to eat mcdonalds but if I do I'll get bad acid reflux

Could this thread be any comfier?

I'm currently laying down on my bed, wrapped up in the softest sheets. My fuzzy, warm kitty cat is laying besides my legs, and the gentle rain splatters against the window in front of me.

I swear there's a fucking raccoon or something moving around my walls.

Did you post to the wrong thread or something?

Raccoons are bros.

Did you?

No. What do you possibly find "comfy" about this thread?

Probably a squirrel or something.

Could be a person living between your walls and shit dude

Sounds comfy with a flask of hot coffee

well then I am definitely not investigating it. And you got the girl on the other side screaming at her boyfriend which doesn't even make sense cause they're broken up now I don't know why she's screaming now.

I'd take my adblocker off in a second if I could only allow the regular ads and not those creepy revcontent ads that look at my browsing history.

I always say, you haven't tasted the real noodlekino until you have tasted Indonesian Indomie noodles. Literally the best in Asia.

...

it's 30°F outside
it goes from comfortably warm to finger-numbing cold in 1/2 a hour after I shut the engine off
it gets tiresome after 8 hours of chilling
I've honestly considered getting a pass
somehow verizon got range banned and I can't shitpost from my phone anymore
$20/yr isn't much for a website I use all the time

Taiwanese Beef Noodle Soup or bust, sucka.

>buying a pass while hiro runs Sup Forums

user why don't you have a pocket heater at the very least. Get a shitty heater from walmart and run it through the cigarette lighter. It shouldn't draw enough power to drain the battery.

I hope you find the peace you deserve user

>be me
>living in USA
>get imprisoned for being an immigrant in a detention center
>get Ramen noodles from commissary as its the cheapest food
>after defending peeps from black people staff who couldnt even speak Spanish, get accepted by group of my cell (about 40 people in one bigish cell)
>we ate them with tuna, beans, whatever
>got sick as fucc of that shit
>get put after 6 days
>haven't eaten that shit since

Fucking Ramen noodles

>Being an ungrateful immigrant
>Expecting americans to speak your language in their country

Go back.

JUST