Sup Forums: the nation

ITT: We work together to create the ideal home for all Sup Forumsacks.
Here's what I've got so far. Post any requests for border expansion or province names.

The United Kingdom of Everything.

Sorry, Mr. Anglo, our nation is based off of a Germany with Prussian ideals.

take northern france

Also, in case you didn't notice, London is now Neu-Berlin.

>EU4
lol

Come home White man.

I have a truce with Frankreich that lasts another 6 years. Once that truce ends, I'm going to take what's left of the Low Countries, push Castile out of the area, and seize northern France.

we still have to steal enough nigger souls to terraform.. its not time yet

Take eastern and northern France.


Also, what game is it?

is this a crytpo-/polgg/ thread?

Monkey time

What kind of border are you thinking of for northern france? Should I take Paris, or only everything north of it?
Europa Universalis IV. I don't know if I'll be able to take that much clay in one single war. I might need to have two different wars, one taking the north, and one taking the east.

Thanks!

I think you need to take Paris.

Play Steeltoria you disgusting casual

>blobing
Epic game John
t.hpm

t. HPM

Lads...

WTF i hate John now

how did you got so big in just 120 years... on what difficulty are you playin?

Alright, here's the plan. I'll see if I can take everything north of the red line in pic related.

Wtf i love John now

>he hasn't had sex with his daughter yet
absolutely plebian

Get the Poo in the loos.

Normal, my fellow germanic

That daughter was the offspring of a dryad I raped in a rosebush.

deus vult

That would be awesome

Armee von Plazenta, seriously?

Has anyone got that picture where some kid is saying "wtf why doesn't germany own at least 99% of the map"

Wouldn't just "Neuberlin" be more typical.

i feel like playing EUIV again damn.. great game..

t. Johan

How did you form germany so fast? Who did you start as?

>Russia in Italy
why would you ever do that ?

>not turning Tengri and then syncretizing with Shinto to get a proper master race religion for your Prussians

Seriously nigger?

Gibraltar, Bosphorus and Dardanelles.

But like I said, I can't declare war on them for another 6 years. (The last time a broke a truce with someone, a huge coalition was formed against me).
Do you guys have any other requests in the meantime? I can try to remove Anglo, as currently already control southeast England.

to meme achievments out of one game

I thought Hiromoot banned Russians? Good to see you back.

>Abbasids still exist

it's hard moving 400,00 troops lad

Yus. I rename all of the provinces I conquer to have germanic names. There's a province in Newfoundland that had a name very close to 'placenta', so I just named it 'Plazenta'. The 'Armee von Plazenta' formed in Plazenta to repel any natives, as I'm colonizing the area.
Trips demand an answer. I started out as Brandenburg, then sucked a whole lot of Austrian and Hungarian cock to get alliances with both, which I used to BTFO the Teutonic Order and Polen. I then formed Prussia as soon as possible. Once you form Prussia, you just need to improve your administrative capabilities a bit before you can form Deutschland.

>ban

We can't post via quick reply window.

This. It get's to be such a burden gathering the levies every fucking time you want to take a dutchy. You can't make the mudslimes just disappear with one short war.

What are the best Sup Forums games

What was the point of even doing that, then?

Hoi

pleb please. this is the true prussian unit

The best Sup Forums game, hands down, is Hearts of Iron III.
It's too complicated for normies, so it's almost a Sup Forums exclusive title.

We aren't normies?

I played Hearts of Iron 2 way back in the day, never got around to play 3. I just bought 4, how much of a step back is it in depth would you say from 3?

>Sup Forums
>anything but normies
The fact that OP started with EU4 should be telling

HOI4 is the first HOI game that normies can play, so that tells you that it sucks ass.

Hoi3 has a steep learning-curve, and with mods like Black Ice. Hoi4 is a huuge step backwards if you are already into the Hoi series. To vanilla and dumbed down.

Who knows. But reply in top of page is really uncomfortable.

The Al in Hoi4 is shit, plus a lot of integral stuff like victories/gaining provinces were removed. New players winning Barbarossa with ease is really dumb.

Hope it will improve, but it definitely isn't as bad as Hoi3 was at release.

Nice battleplan, how much preparation bonus does that give you? Do you have to keep army maintenance at full to get the full bonus?

Oh no, the eternal anglo is evolving. How do I stop it?

>says the eternal anglo

HoI 3 not Vicky 2.

See? I knew the locals would rebel. Time to send the Armee von Plazenta into combat!
I really don't need to do much planning tbqh, I bankrupted France in our last war, and I'd steamroll them regardless as I can put over 80,000 troops along our border at any given time.

I`d say Vicky 2 not HoI because Vicky is all about population and culture dynamics.

Also enraging unwelcome populations until they revolt and butcheing them then is a valid strategy

>Germany
Say, germanbro, what are your thoughts on OP's picture?

That`s some nice lebensraum OP got there, looks good

Do you really want him to cry? As if Poland holding Danzig isn't bad enough.

OP here. I've got to go out for a little bit to grab some food. Keep the thread alive; my truce with Russia just ended, so I'll get more lebensraum when I return.

very well done, thanks for your replies

>blobbing looks good
t. blobber

my only Britain game was as Arthurian Cornwall spreading Breton culture across the whole isle :^)

Hey, don't judge him. It's in his blood.

>this thread

t. hitler poster

Surrounded by enemy powers(and mountain jews) on all sides you blob or you die

>complicated
But for normies, yea I agree

>
/leftypol/ to the resue

what was this game called?
I remember seeing one like this set in the pacific

lad, he's responding to a post with the game title

/Nambia/

gary grigsby's war in the east

thanks

I have returned! Now, gimme some ideas. Should I finally take Moscow from Russia?

Wut r u casul?
I get bigger than that as MY country in 120 years. People have done world conquests in about that time.

Why is England so easy to defeat in EU IV? I mean, it wasn't even hard to land troops on their beaches.

Paradox games are for idiots who can't understand how to play Matrix games.

War in the Pacific makes HOI3 look like HOY4.

That's some serious accusation against HOI3 lad got proofs?

>two dubs in a row
This is gonna be a battle of the ages, gentlemen.

Take Scotland. The Celt meme is a lie.

>take Scotland
B-but Scotland has helped me in every war against the English.

Step 1: Play HOI4 as Germany
Step 2: Invade Sup Forumsand
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!

damn da9l can you clorox?

>eu4 is somehow still more casual than hoi4
L M A O
M
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Operation Baguette was a complete success, gentlemen.

Sup Forums IS NOT FOR FUCKING ROLEPLAYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>roleplaying
>implying

t. Alex Grandi

Nicely done user. You are doing God's work.

GIB BACK ALSACE

Read /gsg/ you pleb

>yet another grossgermanium
kill yourself my man

No, you dirty frog.