So how worthless are you Sup Forums?
Compare your income to Neymars
4 minutes
37 minutes.
>defining yourself by your paycheck
>8 hours
based
6 minutes
>13 minutes
Fuck you
Less than a minute
Life is unfair.
2 minutes
Damn i didnt realise i was such a poor faggot.
>lieing on the internet
8 hours is like 3 million you dumb nigger.
1 minute
>Damn i didnt realise i was such a poor faggot.
Dr. Denbts, I'm cia.
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OH NO!
>not believing I earn £150k a year
:-)
there are female players that earn a lot more than that though.
>On your current salary, it would take you approximately 806 years to earn Neymar's annual wage.
I heard Arbys sponsors at least one notable American. A goalkeeper, if I recall correctly.
Uhhh...wagelets? Like come on?
DAS SEXIST
Yes in London the rent is like 150k a year so you're still small potatoes.
I make 40k more than Marta hahaha
It would take me 195 years to earn Morata yearly wage
>On your current salary, it would take you approximately 3269 years to earn Carlos Tevez's annual wage.
>If you had started in the year 1252 BC you'd almost be finished.
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>England women's captain Steph Houghton, who is reportedly on £65,000 a year.
Why is she so badly paid for the 'best in the world'
>why is the best autotune-doodlesax player in the world not paid as much as van halen???
marta reportedly earned $500k when she played in sweden. probably moved to usa for personal reasons. and she's kinda old.
Yeah but you have Shoah tax which takes 90% of your income
What?
>On your current salary, it would take you approximately 0 years to earn the Sup Forums janitors' combined wages.
>If you had started right now you'd already be finished.
>On your current salary, it would take you approximately 4328 years to earn Neymar's annual wage.
JUST.
lel
16 minutes
fuck I'm poor
2 minutes
On your current salary, it would take you approximately 50840 years to earn Neymar's annual wage.
17 minutes/584 years
>you earn 1.9 times the average wage in your country and 4.3 times the world average wage
wtf
Same tbhlàd
You sure you dne it in £ becuase £60k p/y is alright
On my last job, which I thought was pretty high paid, it would take Ney 10 minutes.
On my new job I didn't calculate but it would take Ney like 3 minutes.
>tfw got laid of well paid city law job and now a freelancer doing community work
feels NEET man
>If you had started right now you'd already be finished.
>Value must be greater than or equal to 1
I put UK since that's where I work at.
>7 minutes
that was easy to understand senpai
there is something wrong, because I dont earn even remotely close to £60k. It is more like £40k on the actual Hue/Pound exchange rate
Is that before or after tax tho
Before
39 minutes
Took me 7 years of uni. Makes me sick lmao
10 Minutes
then again I work in the public sector which means basically not working at all
>earning 160k p/year
>posting on Sup Forums at 3pm on a Tuesday
not that I believe you but out of interest what do you do for a living ?
4 minutes and I make reasonable money for this piece of shit country
how can a female player earn that much, wtf?
This
I work in finance. £160k aint that unreal kiddo and that isnt including bonuses. I'm just chilling in my office, I get some good down time, I just have to be here a lot.
i currently earn £251 a month on the dole.
he probably makes that in 0.04 seconds
40 MINUTES
yeah fair enough, 160k a year in finance doesn't sound too unrealistic.
but you don't need 7 years at all for finance, am I wrong ? I know a few people in finance and all of them just went in after standard 3 years bachelors.
only $80k? kek wagies disgust me
I dont make any money
wtf you do for a living on this shithole?
Neymar earns €45,000,000 per year. It would take him less than a minute to earn your weekly salary.
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What if I'm a NEET? How do I use the website?
21 minutes
is it bad for a third world country?
11 days
15 minutes
how the fuck is that possible. Is that welfare money or do you sell crisps? I work in the UK and get a bit more than 2k pounds and that's considered low.
64 minutes
And i thought i was well off
the dole is welfare
Compare it to the best indian cricketer
1 day and 2 hours
If you had started in the year 860 BC you'd almost be finished.
I gotta demand my mom raise my tendie allowance. This shit aint right.
>On your current salary, it would take you approximately 103880690 years to earn Neymar's annual wage.
Wow this is fucking depressing
>not being a multi billionaire
ishygddt
t. Nasser Al-Khelaïfi
Less than a minute
tfw neet masterrace
Please remind these details:
>he's paying a ton of taxes
>probably has huge living expenses
>probably can't manage his money efficiently
>his career is over in a few years
Many footballers are broke a few years after their career ends for a reason. With a well-paying job and good investments, you can get a higher net worth than many retired football players (even the non-broke ones).
Are you from the Ugland family? So many rich people ITT.
gg ez
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
class war when?
Im from Chicago and about five years ago was immensely excited to watch Derrick Rose
He signed a contract with Nike for $600,000,000
He that same year fucked up his shit
He continued to collect all of that $600,000,000 for doing almost nothing.
Neymar ain't got shit on broken ass D Rose
you are fucking retarded. go check d rose net worth
I don't actually earn this much but this made me lol
And you are easily upset
Checkmate
1400 years
And now he's playing for the veteran minumum while nerman gets 45M plus all that nike money plus gets qatar rights-abuse PR money.
i-i was only pretneding
Less than a minute. HELP.
Who says I live in this shithole? I'm just working overseas for a couple months
We rich m8.
that explains a lot
This. This is problematic and very unfair.
How do you propose to solve the wage gap in sports?
7 minutes. But has Neymar got a bigger dick than me?
That bitch on barcelonas girl team makes 180,000 a week
Please don't be a fucking nigger all your life
Yes
seize the means of production
What if I have never had a salary and I'm 26?
Less than a minute, what's the point of living
Too bad it all goes to his dad. Neymar ain't got shit on me
>3 minutes
I can live with this